DAFC Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 I love fifa rage messages. I'm yet to come across a decent one. I've been called a black banana munching monkeyboy before also from an english opponent. Had some scouser rage at me a few weeks back first message how da fecccch are you so shhite reply sorry dont speak scouse mr bin dipper reply some unfathomable slavering like Jamie Carragher on speed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 b*****ds!!! At least I know it's not just me that gets cheated on a regular basis... p.s: the amount of non-penalties I get given against me is ridiculous, literally every game I played yesterday any tackle in the box was a penalty! Alwight Jamie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 Dominated a game earlier against someone only for them to open the scoring around the 50th minute. Unfortunately for them I went on the rampage after that scoring 5 goals in around 20 minutes which caused him to quit and send me a message saying and I quote "WOW U TWAT f**k OF AND GROW A PAIR" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEED Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 How the fuckin f**k! Am beating a guy 4-1, coming back from 1 nil down and he spends the entire 2nd half passing between his defenders and keeper. Anyhow, I just sat and drank my coffe while this twat carried on, thinking to myself that the points are in the bag, your loss. BUT, for some reason there is sone sort of error and the game is recorded as a 0-3 DNF defear. I mean, what wankshit is that? Has this happened to anyone else? Yes. This is almost exactly what happened to me earlier but game was scratched- just as if the guy had quit before 5 mins with nothing awarded, and the game still showing in matches left. Must be a glitch some fannies have found out about as it was passing around the backline for ages. Just had exactly the same, Beat the guy 5-2 game over checking out the player ratings etc, message comes up saying that there was an error and got to my league page and had a DNF 0-3 loss. EA fucking dicks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stagmaster Posted March 1, 2013 Author Share Posted March 1, 2013 Im not great, probably win the same number i lose, but I take great pride in the fact that I am only ever Ross County. It's fucking boring playing against 13 year olds who insist on going barca every time they play. Build yersel a County dream team! My gold FUT squad is 5 star, 100 chemistry and wear the Staggies badge with pride. Annihilated a boy with a Barca team 8-0 in Div1 - pleasing! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEED Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Just had a wonderful message from some Spanish dude, he had a BPL team, full of the usuals, Lloris, Rooney, Hazard, Aguero, Mata, Kompnay etc etc. Beat him 3-2 even with my 2 back up strikers playing as I needed to rest my normal front two. Anyways, I needed the win to win the 1st division, 3-2 up with 8 minutes to go so I decided to pass the ball between my defence and midfield and he couldn't get near me and he actually gave up chasing with a couple of minutes left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Just had a wonderful message from some Spanish dude, he had a BPL team, full of the usuals, Lloris, Rooney, Hazard, Aguero, Mata, Kompnay etc etc. Beat him 3-2 even with my 2 back up strikers playing as I needed to rest my normal front two. Anyways, I needed the win to win the 1st division, 3-2 up with 8 minutes to go so I decided to pass the ball between my defence and midfield and he couldn't get near me and he actually gave up chasing with a couple of minutes left. Yeah, so you're an utter cunto then. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoBNob Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Just had a wonderful message from some Spanish dude, he had a BPL team, full of the usuals, Lloris, Rooney, Hazard, Aguero, Mata, Kompnay etc etc. Beat him 3-2 even with my 2 back up strikers playing as I needed to rest my normal front two. Anyways, I needed the win to win the 1st division, 3-2 up with 8 minutes to go so I decided to pass the ball between my defence and midfield and he couldn't get near me and he actually gave up chasing with a couple of minutes left. <br /><br /><br />Let's be honest though, you are more than just a bit of a c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEED Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Why though? I needed one win to claim the league, I was winning and had the ball and kept it, not as if it doesn't happen in the real world eh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingscot Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Interestingly logged on the next night after logging off seasons so pissed was I with that game getting scratched to find I got awarded it 3-0 some time later! Looked at the other guys profile and Indeed a lot of his games have been changed to 3-0 defeats. His glitch must have backfired 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stagmaster Posted March 1, 2013 Author Share Posted March 1, 2013 EA servers down. Utter fudwankery at its finest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 EA servers down. Utter fudwankery at its finest. I've been on Seasons for the last couple of hours with no issues and am still playing at the moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stagmaster Posted March 2, 2013 Author Share Posted March 2, 2013 Managed to get on eventually and won tje final three games to lift the Div 1 UT trophy for the first time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stagmaster Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 Feckin EA servers unreliable just now. There one minute not the next. Can't just be me this is happening to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou Brusch Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Nobody wants Danilo. How stupid can a planet be? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stagmaster Posted March 4, 2013 Author Share Posted March 4, 2013 Nobody wants Danilo. How stupid can a planet be? Or Justin Rhodes, can't even give him away. 4-4-2 an aw! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLANCY2KTID Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 (edited) I'm always quite soft and skip my celebrations and replay*. There's nothing worse than a cunto running around giving it the shhhh then prancing about like a ballerina like he's won the world cup, said cunto then makes you watch 3/4 replays of his cut-back tap-in from 3 yards. Some idiots even do this with their consolation goal that's pulled the game all the way back to 5-1!!!! I need to stop being a good sport and get it right up these squirting stars. *unless I'm playing a sevco fan as I do fairly often playing as Killie. Edited March 8, 2013 by CLANCY2KTID 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 I'm always quite soft and skip my celebrations and replay*. There's nothing worse than a cunto running around giving it the shhhh then prancing about like a ballerina like he's won the world cup, said cunto then makes you watch 3/4 replays of his cut-back tap-in from 3 yards. Some idiots even do this with their consolation goal that's pulled the game all the way back to 5-1!!!! I need to stop being a good sport and get it right up these squirting stars. *unless I'm playing a sevco fan as I do fairly often playing as Killie. FIFA is all about the trolling, get into man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Capsule Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Not my rage, but someone elses. I was St Johnstone, playing some guy who had the "ned-diest" voice I've ever heard. He was Rangers obviously, and has left his headset on and not realized it. Beat him 2-1. Favorite quotes include - "Is this game fookin' stoopid man?" "I didn't mean to pass to him, for fucks sake." "Ian Black, your fucking shit, you f<censored>n cunt". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeeel Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Rage at retard who score and play the same way every other game, we get it Madrid on the counter stupid chip balls is close to unbeatable, but maybe we want to play a game of footie, and not fifa, th ammount of chips balls played on Fifa gets on my tits, you see about one chip through ball a week, play fifa every time you lose the ball some wee w****r is placing it over your cb, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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