Sergeant Wilson Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 A 50% exaggeration, surely? I said possible...he doesn't know how many. He can't be trusted...Did I get away with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todders Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Try a cold teabag. Is that when somebody dips their nuts in icy water first? Not sure how that will help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain kirk Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Why the are these little things so sore! I have one that feels like its the size of a 10p coin, but you look at it and its tiny, yet so sore! hate them! someone please tell me a cure! Stop rimming tramps for doubts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotfree Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Apple Cider Vinegar. Dab some on the ulcer. It will sting like a b*****d but you should get instant relief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 As Supras mentioned earlier in the thread get some Corsodyl and you'll be fine. Not the "original" flavour though. It's boak. Grab some of the minty stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotlandGer Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 The only thing I find that works is Anbesol Liquid. If you go into a Chemist and ask for it, they'll give you a wee bottle and usually costs about £4(ish). Put it on the ulcer and it stings like ****, and then no more pain and it will usually be gone the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Iglü is the best I've found but it's awkward to apply. Get some cotton buds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Stop rimming tramps for doubts. I asked a tramp about this and he said he wasn't sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Got another huge ulcer at the side of mouth which has made one side of my lip a bit big Any tips on getting rid of the little fucker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Use a dry toothbrush and scrape the fucker off. Rinse your mouth with vinegar afterwards. Should be gone in a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingsoverperthshire Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 I occasionally get blood blisters but they're very easy to pop. Have you went to your GP/Dentist about this Eoin Doyle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Use a dry toothbrush and scrape the fucker off. Rinse your mouth with vinegar afterwards. Should be gone in a day. Way to go numptie. Most likely end up with the ulcer infected if you do this. Eoin, recurring mouth ulcers are generally the sign of some underlying health issues. See a GP or dentist, possibly need some blood tests done. They can also prescribe some medicaments which are more effective than the over the counter stuff. NB This is a suggestion not clinical advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Way to go numptie. Most likely end up with the ulcer infected if you do this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Last week I had an ulcer on the side of my tongue, couldn't eat or speak properly. Fucking nightmare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broony88 Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Last week I had an ulcer on the side of my tongue, couldn't eat or speak properly. Fucking nightmare Cool story bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Use a dry toothbrush and scrape the fucker off. Rinse your mouth with vinegar afterwards. Should be gone in a day. I tried to pop the little fucker earlier but blood just came out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 I tried to pop the little fucker earlier but blood just came out Never try to pop an ulcer or follow the advice I gave you, just try using corsodyl for now for some pain relief. I had some unreal toothache recently and it was the only thing that gave me some respite, so I imagine it should be more than a match for a standard mouth ulcer. In the long term just try to keep good mouth hygiene by brushing regularly and staying away from too much of salty/sugary stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 I may be mental doing this but i just put tips of aftershave on the ulcer (which stung like f**k) but my lip seems to have went down a bit since Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoodless Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Corsodyl is the best remedy i've found. Try and avoid tea and coffee while using it though as it can lead to clatty staining of the teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Got another ulcer at the moment which has caused my lip to swell up again Luckily the ulcer isn't as big as the last time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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