tobeylarone Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Why the are these little things so sore! I have one that feels like its the size of a 10p coin, but you look at it and its tiny, yet so sore! hate them! someone please tell me a cure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossC93 Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Zombies get ulcers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lithgierose Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 STD imo seriously though,bonjella from chemist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wellboy1978 Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Rub some vinegar on it, that should help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Bonjella does the trick, although it stings like a bitch when you put the first drop on. From memory, if you have the virus that causes them then you have it for life and there are a load of things that can cause ulcers to appear. Low levels of vitamin C, dehydration and stress being some of the more common reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tobeylarone Posted December 4, 2012 Author Share Posted December 4, 2012 They are terrible, they used to have something in the chemist that wa like an earbud, but filled with something that covered/burnt it off, it was that painful it would make your eyes water but it did the trick, cannot find them anywhere, will have to stick to the bonjella for now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Apparently you get them, through talking utter pish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
placidcasual Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 If you squeeze it hard enough it will burst, a bit like a plook. You need to really squeeze tho and it will hurt something chronic whilst you're doing this. Fight thru the pain tho, and within minutes - ulcer gone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Put a dab of toothpaste on it, failing that dress it with salt. Don't do both at once, salty tooth paste isn't a good flavour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Put a dab of toothpaste on it, failing that dress it with salt. Don't do both at once, salty tooth paste isn't a good flavour. or just meet halfway and use squeezy cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Rub it against the back of your teeth until it reaches orgasmic levels of pain, then rub one out. What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 I managed to burst an ulcer once. The taste of pus and blood mixed together was surprisingly refreshing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurbineTon Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Zombies get ulcers? No, Zombies get Ulsters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supras Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Corsodyl mouthwash kills the b*****ds no problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE KING Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 1354633997[/url]' post='6864672']Apparently you get them, through talking utter pish ^^^expert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE KING Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 1354632344[/url]' post='6864592']Why the are these little things so sore! I have one that feels like its the size of a 10p coin, but you look at it and its tiny, yet so sore! hate them! someone please tell me a cure! Spunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Spunk. Is that what does the trick for you ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Corsodyl mouthwash kills the b*****ds no problem Actually found this to work better than Bonjella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Spunk. ^^^^^ Cock-sucking expert! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Why the are these little things so sore! I have one that feels like its the size of a 10p coin, but you look at it and its tiny, yet so sore! hate them! someone please tell me a cure! There's no "cure" for them, but don't listen to the health experts on this one who will tell you put Bonjela or something else on it & grin & bear it until the stuff works. Total monkey bollocks. Burst the little b*****ds with a sterilised pin or a fingernail (so long as you've properly washed your hands with antiseptic soap first), followed by a good slosh out with Listerine or some other alcohol based antiseptic. Instant relief & it will keep them at bay for a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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