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There must be plenty of benefit claimants in Perthshire that could pick fruit in return for their benefits. We should do away with the mandatory job searches and send them to the local farms instead and give them an opportunity to feel like they’re actually giving something in return for their benefits and enable them to regain their self respect.

Starting early for 2019.

Livingstone fans are a touchy bunch when anyone points out how agricultural their tactics are. Hammer throwers on the park and tantrum throwers in the stands

The trees don’t appear to have grown in 4 years either. I’ll have to go and point this out on Twitter now

Deary me, criticising spelling and punctuation at the same time as using random capital letters and using “a” instead of “an”. Must try harder.

Suffering livingstones hoofball would make a glass eye water.

The only thing hurting after watching that is my eyes. Hopefully It’s 3rd time lucky and you fail to survive another administration and go the same way as the original rangers.

Dreadful hammer throwers. Hopefully bans are dished out to Menga for his attempted assault on Ryan Christie and for Kevin Clancy for failing to take action against the thuggish tactics employed by livingstone

Were these things sandwiched in between Facebook posts warning of Romanians stealing children in Asda and others threatening 10 years bad luck of you don’t share a picture of a crying dog?

Not until I get my moneys worth anyway. Fortunately I’ve got an Irish passport so I’ll have plenty of options when I’ve had enough.

They’ll have to go on strike to get that. Whether they’ve got the balls for it is a different matter.

In all seriousness I don’t think we should have different taxation rates or thresholds from the rest of the UK.

I’m already contributing so not free for me. I’d rather not be forced to pay for your kids to go to yooni if it’s all the same.

Half a chance and I’d be off like a shot, but I’ll be hanging around long enough that the kids get the benefit of the free education that I’m being robbed from to provide for others.

Off course it is, I’m forced to pay more in relation to my southern colleagues because the SNP have decided that I’m somehow rich because I’m not on benefits.

Impinging on my lifestyle won’t make a material difference to anybody else’s circumstances. At least I’ll have the bragging rights with my southern colleagues when we’re comparing pension pots

Unless you live in Scotland where you’re punished for being a higher earner, although it can almost be completely offset by increasing the AVC on my final salary pension. Every cloud and all that

As opposed to the SNP who blatantly tell you that you’re being forced to pay a higher tax rate than the rest of the uk. I wonder how much they’ll rob from us this time when the personal rates are increased in April?

He’s a bit of a cad.

I usually find that dipping the clutch and hitting 5000 revs gets the c***s running ETA, probably best to ignore this advice if you’re female/old. The prisons are overcrowded enough without an influx of accidental road rage killers.

Using of instead of have is the worst of the fucking lot. Those c***s should have their fucking fingers cut off.

Wear fake Canada goose jackets. You’re a fucking tramp that does the weekly shop in farmfoods and the only people that think you’re wearing a £900 jacket are the other tramps you’re with.

When did that train start going via Ayrshire?

Daft c**t probably cut off the branch he was sitting on

Can your dog touch its chin with its finger