Reasons to be Cheerful

[8MileBU]

I love wintery Sunday mornings, nothing beats sitting drinking coffee, looking out at the sea with not a care, heating on, then taking a dump in your lovely warm toilet. 

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[heedthebaa]

2 minutes ago, throbber said:

 

My feelings this morning, minus the sea view!

 

The few perks we have living in the Berwickshire riviera 

[heedthebaa]

3 minutes ago, throbber said:

 

Very nice. Looks rather choppy out!

 

For Friday, batten doon the hatches time, choppy wont come close to this 

[Shandon Par]

This may get me banned from the East Neuk but the beaches of East Lothian and Berwickshire are unbeatable - underrate gems.

[8MileBU]

For Friday, batten doon the hatches time, choppy wont come close to this 

Cheers for that impromptu heads-up Heed, I’ll be down at Reston/Eyemouth on Fri.

[bennett]

It's nearly sevco time.

 

[8MileBU]

Don’t be going swimming in the sea anyway.

It was never likely to be honest. I remember when the sea at Eyemouth harbour used to turn green.

[Shandon Par]

A kind client sent me a bottle of Champagne today.  

[Shandon Par]

On 12/3/2017 at 13:43, 8MileBU said:

 

It was never likely to be honest. I remember when the sea at Eyemouth harbour used to turn green.

 

Did you spill your Creme de Menthe into it? 

[Bert Raccoon]

Finished work till next Wednesday and it's my Birthday on Thursday and the Mrs on Monday, add in a trip to The Tennents Brewery on Friday and I doubt I'll be sober all week.

[Sweet Pete]

2 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said:

Finished work till next Wednesday and it's my Birthday on Thursday and the Mrs on Monday, add in a trip to The Tennents Brewery on Friday and I doubt I'll be sober all week.

Let me know what it's like. I drive past it regularly when working and imagine it's a bit like Willy Wonka's factory but with (slightly) more liver failure and (slightly) fewer dwarves.

[Bert Raccoon]

1 hour ago, Sweet Pete said:

Let me know what it's like. I drive past it regularly when working and imagine it's a bit like Willy Wonka's factory but with (slightly) more liver failure and (slightly) fewer dwarves.

I imagine it's  like the Guinness brewery but with less Irish people, I'll keep you updated.

[heedthebaa]

On 03/12/2017 at 13:43, 8MileBU said:

 

It was never likely to be honest. I remember when the sea at Eyemouth harbour used to turn green.

 

The water is crystal clear, except for the film of diesel and oil on the top, stay submerged and you’ll be fine 

[Sweet Pete]

9 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said:

I imagine it's  like the Guinness brewery but with less Irish people, I'll keep you updated.

I've never been there either, so that's no help.

[Bert Raccoon]

3 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said:

I've never been there either, so that's no help.

I have, lots of Irish people and tourists. Free pint of Guinness at the end so it's wasn't all bad.

[Shandon Par]

2 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said:

I've never been there either, so that's no help.

Have you see the Gene Wilder version of Willy Wonka? It's like that but with more muted colours:

 

[Sweet Pete]

2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

Have you see the Gene Wilder version of Willy Wonka? It's like that but with more muted colours:

 

Of course I have.

[Shandon Par]

Just now, Sweet Pete said:

Of course I have.

Well then. It's a more Scottish version of that. Workers are the same size but less cheerful and more pasty. 

[Sweet Pete]

So basically you just parrot my own already shite joke back at me and, puzzlingly, ask if I've seen the film I was referring to in the first place? Cool.

[Shandon Par]

4 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said:

So basically you just parrot my own already shite joke back at me and, puzzlingly, ask if I've seen the film I was referring to in the first place? Cool.

I can't explain it Pete. Your initial post may have only registered in my subliminal, rather than my conscious mind. Suppose it sounds a good day out if you're into visiting factories.