LinkinFighter Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Taps aff out the back today working on the old tan before Marbs. #tanning #marbs13 # godeceorgohome 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Andy Murray honorary member of club dece? #standard #wimbledon http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/tennis/23224532 As long as he's still willing to get the champers in. #touchofojformuzzy #pimmsforthequims 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Andy Murray is one of three tennis players who are honorary members of Club DECE. The others being Juan Martin Del Potro and Richard Gasquet. #athletes #tennisisace Honorary membership for Boris Becker surely after he pumped that bird in the broom cupboard and got her up the duff? Even if she was a 2/10. #LAD #onit #CSA #bagitandbinit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperCaleyGoBallistic Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Daily reminder to #godeceorgohome 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 In my experience there's nothing that makes the ladies wetter than knowing your simplified fractions. Been using this technique to pull some solid 4s recently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 In my experience there's nothing that makes the ladies wetter than knowing your simplified fractions. Been using this technique to pull some solid 4s recently. Probably the funniest post in this entire topic. :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Yesterday I made some high protein banana bread which ended up pretty #dece. Will post pictures of it when I'm next on the computer. It was at least as good as my protein pancakes and cheesecake. #protein #healthy #cooking #gainz Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Honorary membership for Boris Becker surely after he pumped that bird in the broom cupboard and got her up the duff? Even if she was a 2/10. #LAD #onit #CSA #bagitandbinit Even though he admitted he was a two pump tam?! Don't get me wrong...Becker is a dece guy but not for his "touch & go" moment! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 In my experience there's nothing that makes the ladies wetter than knowing your simplified fractions. Been using this technique to pull some solid 4s recently. It's shit like that Sodje that makes me wonder if you've ever been laid! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 In my experience there's nothing that makes the ladies wetter than knowing your simplified fractions. Been using this technique to pull some solid 4s recently. Subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply. Wahayyyyyy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply. Wahayyyyyy. Take it from someone who spent the night in a hot tub with at Romanian stripper........fractions nor chat about Ceausescu! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Take it from someone who spent the night in a hot tub with at Romanian stripper........fractions nor chat about Ceausescu works! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Take it from someone who spent the night in a hot tub with at Romanian stripper........fractions nor chat about Ceausescu works! You're clearly not doing the whole 'mathematical flirting' thing correctly. You should have told her that you wanted to see her pi. It has worked for me on 3.14 occasions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 You're clearly not doing the whole 'mathematical flirting' thing correctly. You should have told her that you wanted to see her pi. It has worked for me on 3.14 occasions. Getting the ladies isn't like maths, you can't teach how to read the sine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 You're clearly not doing the whole 'mathematical flirting' thing correctly. You should have told her that you wanted to see her pi. It has worked for me on 3.14 occasions. I'm a civil engineer to trade....I appreciate that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 See, this is decent banter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 See, this is decent banter. lets be honest...it shows none of us at our best! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Getting the ladies isn't like maths, you can't teach how to read the sine. Yeah, true. It's instinct. Those who have already found the formula will have no issues in attracting hot, slim ladies. The less fortunate ones may end up with an overweight hypotenuse in their bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Yeah, true. It's instinct. Those who have already found the formula will have no issues in attracting hot, slim ladies. The less fortunate ones may end up with an overweight hypotenuse in their bed. You're just being obtuse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 You're just being obtuse. Just saw your photo on the alias thread. You're acute guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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