Marshmallo Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Buzzing for the offish list tonight #godeceorgohome 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Just saw your photo on the alias thread. You're acute guy. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app He said acute not a cute! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 He said acute not a cute! Boohoo. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Boohoo. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app cheer up man....you've got a pumpkin heed but you're punching above your weight! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 cheer up man....you've got a pumpkin heed but you're punching above your weight! It's the eyes man its the eyes.. And my 20 inch sex Wang. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 (edited) Just had a look at the alias thread. Didn't realise this SweeperDee lad who I'd been having some #banter with had been stepping up to my main bois over there #timeforabanishment #politics Edited July 8, 2013 by SodjesSixteenIncher 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Just had a look at the alias thread. Didn't realise this SweeperDee lad who I'd been having some #banter with had been stepping up to my main bois over there #timeforabanishment #politics Come at me brosef. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Come at me brosef. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app ffs! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Getting the ladies isn't like maths, you can't teach how to read the sine. Would also help to have a good tan. Cos ladies love a good tan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexi Collector Posted July 8, 2013 Author Share Posted July 8, 2013 Come at me brosef. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app This is really bad patter. I've also seen your pic - SweeperDee, you need to make an appointment with the hairdresser. Ask her for a #2 at the back and side, and ask her to cut into the top, with your fringe going rightwards. Then apply some wax, and mix it in with some V05 mega strength hairspray. Wave your fringe upwards to the right, and ruffle the top of your hair a little bit. It might not suit you, and not everyone is made to be reem, but it's better than looking like Justin Bieber pre-2011. Your sister/significant other also desperately needs a boob job. The official membership list will be up sometime soon (whenevz I can be bothered posting it up). If you can't wait for that, and need to know if you've made the list NOW, then please send me a PM. The Collector. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Would also help to have a good tan. Cos ladies love a good tan. You won't get any more puns passed me I thought. Then I realised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 This is really bad patter. I've also seen your pic - SweeperDee, you need to make an appointment with the hairdresser. Ask her for a #2 at the back and side, and ask her to cut into the top, with your fringe going rightwards. Then apply some wax, and mix it in with some V05 mega strength hairspray. Wave your fringe upwards to the right, and ruffle the top of your hair a little bit. It might not suit you, and not everyone is made to be reem, but it's better than looking like Justin Bieber pre-2011. Your sister/significant other also desperately needs a boob job. The official membership list will be up sometime soon (whenevz I can be bothered posting it up). If you can't wait for that, and need to know if you've made the list NOW, then please send me a PM. The Collector. I had that hair before Bieber was about. Unlucky. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexi Collector Posted July 8, 2013 Author Share Posted July 8, 2013 a 2? surely a half back and side is maximum with top left basically untouched. Depends what look you wanna go for Scotty. I'm not sporting the new Joey Essex haircut. Yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rob Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 (edited) This is really bad patter. I've also seen your pic - SweeperDee, you need to make an appointment with the hairdresser. Ask her for a #2 at the back and side, and ask her to cut into the top, with your fringe going rightwards. Then apply some wax, and mix it in with some V05 mega strength hairspray. Wave your fringe upwards to the right, and ruffle the top of your hair a little bit. It might not suit you, and not everyone is made to be reem, but it's better than looking like Justin Bieber pre-2011. Your sister/significant other also desperately needs a boob job. The official membership list will be up sometime soon (whenevz I can be bothered posting it up). If you can't wait for that, and need to know if you've made the list NOW, then please send me a PM. The Collector. :lol: Don't know why but bit in bold cracks me up. Qual bantz. Edited July 8, 2013 by Big Rob 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexi Collector Posted July 8, 2013 Author Share Posted July 8, 2013 :lol: Don't know why but bit in bold cracks me up. Qual bantz. ThanQ m8. In Club DECE you have to #appreciatetoparticipate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 What a thread, top banta lads. #godeceorgohome #clubdece 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 (edited) This is really bad patter. I've also seen your pic - SweeperDee, you need to make an appointment with the hairdresser. Ask her for a #2 at the back and side, and ask her to cut into the top, with your fringe going rightwards. Then apply some wax, and mix it in with some V05 mega strength hairspray. Wave your fringe upwards to the right, and ruffle the top of your hair a little bit. It might not suit you, and not everyone is made to be reem, but it's better than looking like Justin Bieber pre-2011. Your sister/significant other also desperately needs a boob job. The official membership list will be up sometime soon (whenevz I can be bothered posting it up). If you can't wait for that, and need to know if you've made the list NOW, then please send me a PM. The Collector. Would you be able to make your room in your inbox please mate? Desperately trying to get through but demand must understandably be v.v.v. high. Edited July 8, 2013 by Marshmallo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 These boys had it spot on yesterday. #Ladsontour #Wimbledece #Selfie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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