KeeperDee Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Chinos. :lol: Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdinburghLivi Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 (edited) 250 decebombs at the Club DECE pool area when you're ready m8 #cardiovascularexcercise ThanQ, Lexi. Just make sure you watch me dive. Not sure about the red chinos but solid otherwise #defodece Give them a shot, birds love them from my experiences this year #solid7average Edited July 9, 2013 by EdinburghLivi 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexi Collector Posted July 9, 2013 Author Share Posted July 9, 2013 Changed my avatar to give Club DECE members a true look into EL. Picked up a solid 8 from Lulu's 3 weeks ago. She was abso dying on a shag but I got cockblocked from her mate #v #undece. Thought the opportunity had passed but a few days later she twitterstalked me and, needless to say, soon after the deed was done. Anywayz, I noticed after she'd followed me that she'd chatting away to her mates about how I look like Ryan Gosling. Was a dece egoboost despite my solid average this year. So going to have to disagree with Lexi and endorse stubble for enticing the birds. Oh, and red chinos. Always red chinos. #iftheyaintredgotobed Stubble can be dece, if it makes you look #reem then you should defs pull it off. Also if your red chinos are Dolce & Gabbana or any other v. expensive brand then they're fine #reem #itsokicanaffordit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdinburghLivi Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Stubble can be dece, if it makes you look #reem then you should defs pull it off. Also if your red chinos are Dolce & Gabbana or any other v. expensive brand then they're fine #reem #itsokicanaffordit Has to be designer for me to wear it. You'd be as well in the imposter club if you're going to go out without wearing a label #totesembars 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 (edited) Was sporting a rugged beard but have now shaved it down to designer stubble length #notlushwithabrush #itlooksflashandtickleshergash Edited July 9, 2013 by JamboMikey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Has to be designer for me to wear it. You'd be as well in the imposter club if you're going to go out without wearing a label #totesembars Unlucky. My entire wardrobe probably costs more than your house/flat. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdinburghLivi Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Soz, can tell I'm a new member. Do we respond to these jel guys or just ignore them like you would to Club Tropicana's finest? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexi Collector Posted July 9, 2013 Author Share Posted July 9, 2013 Soz, can tell I'm a new member. Do we respond to these jel guys or just ignore them like you would to Club Tropicana's finest? Would you converse with someone who's clearly not #reem? #dontthinkso 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Designer stubble is indeed v. v. dece and the ladies love it. About 2/3 days growth is perfect. #releasethedece -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Club DECE: Lexi Collector Marshmallo LinkinFighter Swampy mhak Big Rob SodjesSixteenIncher mattydfc lanky_ffc Orainn (RIP) Honest_Man#1 Aufc SuperCaleyGoBallistic ForzaDundee bullywee thisGRAEME Smurph Dunning1874 Fudge J_Stewart itzdrk EdinburghLivi JamboMikey Congratulations. I believe you missed me off the list Lexi Collector?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 I'd quite like to join club dece but I have the seethe society to take care of. Not sure I have the time to fully commit to both. The Seeth Society would be full of Seamus types in a continuous state of meltdown......don't be a martyr StandFree! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 When Sodje introduced me to Club Dece on the veranda of his Barcelona mansion I just knew I had to apply. I know that you're statistically more likely to be struck by lightning while simultaneously dying in a plane crash and winning the Euro Millions than being inaugarated into the illustrious Halls of Dece but Sodje give me the belief, the belief that I was dece. J_Stewart, I propose and toast to him and Lexi for making this all possible. Lads, I can vouch for Mikey. A #dece lad. Mikez you know how it works, you get the next few lobster dinners for the lads, maybe pull a solid 9 or an ironic 2 for the #ladbanter and it'll be like you've never not been #offishdece 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Grow stubble get burds no trouble FACT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdinburghLivi Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Just like to confirm I've done my lifting for the night. #guns #stubble #redchinos #decest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 (edited) Just like to confirm I've done my lifting for the night. #guns #stubble #redchinos #decest That's good to hear Livi #gainz How does everyone make sure they look their best in the morning? In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial mask which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alchohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturiser, then an anti-ageing eye balm, followed by a final moisturising protective lotion. Edited July 9, 2013 by JamboMikey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 That's good to hear Livi #gainz How does everyone make sure they look their best in the morning? In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial mask which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alchohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturiser, then an anti-ageing eye balm, followed by a final moisturising protective lotion. Omg. If you're at least going to do this nonsense then make sure what you copy from American Psycho hasn't been posted before. Not doss. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Omg. If you're at least going to do this nonsense then make sure what you copy from American Psycho hasn't been posted before. Not doss. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app I think the fact that several members of club dece are following such a rigorous and crucial morning regimen just goes to show the calibre of man in our ranks. Back to the doss poor house, lick spittle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 That's good to hear Livi #gainz How does everyone make sure they look their best in the morning? In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial mask which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alchohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturiser, then an anti-ageing eye balm, followed by a final moisturising protective lotion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Yeah, Collector ; you should've put that whole quote in the search box just in case. Hopefully no-one has said this before. #worried Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 I think the fact that several members of club dece are following such a rigorous and crucial morning regimen just goes to show the calibre of man in our ranks. Back to the doss poor house, lick spittle. Didn't Patrick Bateman turn out to be a fantasist in the end though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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