itzdrk Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 What do Club DECE, Jill Dando and Oldco Rangers all have in common? They're all fucking dead. u ok m8? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 ^^^36 years old Think the DECE Bois might turf you out on yer arse for being a bit too auld. It's kinda creepy too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hassan_is_god Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 ^^^36 years old Think the DECE Bois might turf you out on yer arse for being a bit too auld. It's kinda creepy too. You're actually correct, 8Mile. Remember the entry requirements set out in the beginning: You MUST be under the age of 30 (at the time of entry). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hassan_is_god Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 P.s. you have to be 18 or over as well. Don't wanna sound like a wean touching b*****d or that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 #Dece is a state of mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 If anyone ever said 30 was the limit for DECE, it was an error that has to be rectified. It would be a ludicrous claim; will our boy RGos not be allowed to come and drop a few champerbombs with us after he's sorted our tix and accom at Cannes next May? Of course he will. If some of my business contacts had helped me win that big contract, would it be unreasonable to say "cheers m8s, tell you what that was stressful, I'm off to meet my bois Marshy, Monky, Bully and Itzy for some chicken and slathunting, fancy coming along?" Just because they have a few extra years in the game on me? A ridiculous suggestion. The likes of Milesy and co aren't excluded by age. They're excluded by being doss betas who spend their day tramautising their kids by assaulting drug addicted homeless women. #DeceIsNotANumber #ButIfItWasItWouldBeASolid9 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Held emergency meeting in Monaco this afternoon with ma bois berbs, becks, il metronomo and alves about this pressing situation. Lawl, not really but we did have a laugh about it and at roy keane getting turned away despite shaving that thing off his face. Salut! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hassan_is_god Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 will our boy RGos not be allowed to come and drop a few champerbombs with us after he's sorted our tix and accom at Cannes next May? Nope. Darts player James Wade is this years guest of honour. He doesn't really like DECEbombs, so he'll be guzzling on premium German lager. Update on the Club DECE gym: It's burn down, and it's not being replaced. #youliftweightscauseyouvegotnomates 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Nope. Darts player James Wade is this years guest of honour. He doesn't really like DECEbombs, so he'll be guzzling on premium German lager. Update on the Club DECE gym: It's burn down, and it's not being replaced. #youliftweightscauseyouvegotnomates who the fcuk is this 15 post Legend?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 It is burn down? #backtoschool 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 (edited) Nope. Darts player James Wade is this years guest of honour. He doesn't really like DECEbombs, so he'll be guzzling on premium German lager. Update on the Club DECE gym: It's burn down, and it's not being replaced. #youliftweightscauseyouvegotnomatesI've got mad props for Hassan for comparing my face to a Scottish footballer who (ITPO) is a dece looking boi, but I have to be honest here and say this is a terrible post. Wanting to invite James Wade (a total gimp and sheer dossness in human form) is bad, trying to exclude long term friend of Dece and all round fantastic person RyGos is even worse. Doing both at once when you're arguably not even in the door yourself and we're possibly looking at the worst introduction to the Dece club of all time. Go get yourself a drink of water and maybe something to eat and come back later m8. I'll tell Tomas on the door to let you in if you've improved your act but I can't guarantee anything, especially if 8Mile's shite hits you when you're outside the door. Edited October 14, 2014 by Guest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 James Wade? UWOTM8? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 (edited) who the fcuk is this 15 post Legend?! I wonder... Edited October 14, 2014 by Bonksy+HisChristianParade 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Nope. Darts player James Wade is this years guest of honour. He doesn't really like DECEbombs, so he'll be guzzling on premium German lager. Update on the Club DECE gym: It's burn down, and it's not being replaced. #youliftweightscauseyouvegotnomates #betafindanewalias #msdoss 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/217595-p-b-general-election-game/page-2#entry8867276 Pls nomn8 yourselves for Party membership bois so Im not stuck with some P&B Game playing dweeb cramping my style. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Good luck m8. for once i cant join the dece 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 You too meng. You know where to find me for coalition talks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 coalitz up in this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 (edited) http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/217595-p-b-general-election-game/page-2#entry8867276 Pls nomn8 yourselves for Party membership bois so Im not stuck with some P&B Game playing dweeb cramping my style. I'd be v.v.v.v interested in being #DeputyDece Edited October 15, 2014 by Rowan Vine's beard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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