who's yer dadi Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 When I was 16, I went to Falkirk's premuim night club, Rosie O'Grady's. I got chatting to a v.v.v.v attractive girl from my year at school and for the first time had pulled a solid 9. It was a warm summer evening and we decided to leave early and chat on the 3 mile walk back to glorious Stenhousemuir. The walk was punctuated with bouts of passionate kissing and heavy petting. We stopped beside a bus stop where we were due to split and go out seperate ways. She rewarded me with my first blowjob. Without any shadow of a doubt the best thing that's been posted in here in well over a year. I actually grinned and let out a little chuckle when you mentioned 'heavy petting'. Cheers Fudge, really enjoyed that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 HIYA PALS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 HIYA PALS Back in you come saan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Just on the phone to RyGos about making Fudge's story into a film, Ry wants to be involved behind the scenes. Hoping to have it available in all good cinemas and non Youtube sites ending in "tube" by 2018. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 (edited) This is an inspirational tale, and pleasing to hear of a happy ending for my neighbour from Stenny ThanQ m8 Edited November 11, 2014 by Fudge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 what a referandan that was lads , YSD in 2015? #startedfromthebottom 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Now that we've lost by two votes, I can suddenly understand why Swampy, mhak and Lexi were banned. #conspiracy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 what a referandan that was lads , YSD in 2015? #startedfromthebottom If one of these ridic bois wants to Convene us at a future election, more power to their elbow. From my perspective, we've tried to open this up to the mainstream and lost out to an oppressive regime hellbent on our demise. This isn't entirely like the Yes movement, in that at least they know once all the miserable old fuckers die, it's back on. Dece must live on but perhaps there are just too many doss weirdos, Junior Thickos and/or playahatas out there for us to succeed in a pure numbers game. The Dece Dream™ must live on but we may have to fight oppression from Club Dece HQ now. A sort of 1960s Nou Camp if you will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Oh how I long for a 24/7 Nando's so I can drown my sorrows in chicken and protein. Just going to go for a #triplesesh in the gym tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Wasn't a bus stop in Bainsford or Carron per chance though was it?? I'm hoping Carron for your sake. Good chance you could've caught something nasty just by having a bare penis in a Bainsford bus stop 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 If one of these ridic bois wants to Convene us at a future election, more power to their elbow. From my perspective, we've tried to open this up to the mainstream and lost out to an oppressive regime hellbent on our demise. This isn't entirely like the Yes movement, in that at least they know once all the miserable old fuckers die, it's back on. Dece must live on but perhaps there are just too many doss weirdos, Junior Thickos and/or playahatas out there for us to succeed in a pure numbers game. The Dece Dream™ must live on but we may have to fight oppression from Club Dece HQ now. A sort of 1960s Nou Camp if you will. Yeah, if there's another one of these I think the key is to sit back and decide as a collective who we're championing from the sidelines. That way el Dece can still have a voice and play a very important part, but without sticking our own designer hats in the ring. We gave it one hell of a go, but we need to accept that with our Dece values and the Dece standards we set, we'll always be fighting against the tide with so many fat alkies populating this fine forum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Spain Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 You can blame Derek for making me into the political heavyweight you see before you now. But much respect for you guys, you put in a hell of a lot of effort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quentin Taranbino Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 I wonder if this will be like referendum where after SNP lost they saw a huge rise in membership, with lots of people now wanting to join club dece 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 What a song that is btw. I met Ferry Corsten in Cafe del Mar last year. Asked him if he'd play Galaxia at Eden that night as it's possibly my favourite trance song of all time. He said maybe then played two hours of that Ummet Ozkan/W&W shit the Yanks think is trance. I still respect his heritage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Not only am I seeing a #solid8 from work. I have also learned that in the past week 2 (two) other females have enquired about TheScarf and his availabilty to take them to #Marbs for Christmas. The identity of one is known and she is also a #solid8. The other at the time of going to press is a mystery. #Standard #Guns #10outof10 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 (edited) Just have all three solid8s on the go at once m9. That's what we call doing a Bauer. Edited November 11, 2014 by SodjesSixteenIncher 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 I wonder if this will be like referendum where after SNP lost they saw a huge rise in membership, with lots of people now wanting to join club decent FTFY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Just have all three solid8s on the go at once m9. That's what we call doing a Bauer. ThanQ for the sound advice SSI m-eight. Think I'll go with that. Can I afford to have 3 #solid8's on the go at the same time? Obvs. I'm TheScarf, I can afford it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 (edited) Has anyone ever been put it an unbelievable #awks position, as a result of their Deceness? I only ask, as I was in this very situation myself recently. Imagine the scene, as I was taking my granny for lunch the other week (I'm Monkman and I love my granny). As I entered the eating establishment, one of the waitresses, a #solid7, couldn't help but stare at the handsome young gentleman, escorting his dear old granny to lunch. As she was taking the order, she was clearly blushing whilst checking me out. Now this isn't unusual, as my #aesthetics are amazing, but it was so blatant that my granny actually noticed it and made a light joke. I thought I'd play on this a little and unleash a bit of charm during the several interactions between myself and the waitress. By the time she was clearing the table and bringing the bill, she was frothing like the expressso machine sitting on the bar. Now I know us bois are used to attention like this all the time, but being so openly checked out in front of our granny's, well that's a new one even for this #decer. Edited November 11, 2014 by MONKMAN 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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