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I've been working out hard and improving my long DECEstance running and entered a 10k race. Hopefully I get photo of me looking incredibly photogenic mid run to put on my Tinder to get the few remaining solid 9s in Edinburgh who despite seeing a handsome, successful, and interesting gentleman like myself haven't made their minds up. Especially as I can also wear a vest to show of all the kinds of #Gainz I've been getting for the beach in summer not to mention February and April. I here you say that It'll cost a lot to afford multiple trips abroad while balancing a busy work and social schedule, don't worry I'm Sloop John B and I can afford it.

Some guys don't bother with #cardio and focus on getting massive but when you see me on a jog with a couple of wordies discussing the pros and cons of Dworkin's theory on Natural Law and T-Swift's new album without looking like I'm breaking a sweat then you'd understand where I'm coming from.

I'm also looking for more banging choons for my playlist for the gym. This my current leg day jam.

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The number of fucks given by that man, approximately zero.

On a separate note, he's a highly skilled mathematician with experience in the field of game theory. Who is everyone's favourite mathematician? Personally, I would opt for John Forbes Nash Jnr who also happens to specialise in Game Theory.

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That Yanis Varoufakis boy seems like an absolute swag daddy.

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#SovereignDeceCrisis

Him rocking up to meet Gideon in a leather jacket was superb. I appreciate his air of contempt towards the biggest c**t in the word . Austerity is for total betas anyway.

#greeceisdece #plankingnotbanking

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Calvin and Taylor are apparently doing a track together.

What a time to be alive, young and dece.

#AliveYoungDece

#AYD

Yes m80. Great news. Here's T. Swift with the band Haim.

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#dece #haimshank.

Saw L.Maybz raving to Shake It Off recently too. It's like an axis of deceness in this bitch.

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