SodjesSixteenIncher Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Dear Addie Whilst you of course want to make your family happy, you need to make your good wife realise that your image is still important to you and that a little change of style could reinvigorate your confidence. Sometimes us ladies are guilty of forgetting that men like to look good as well and how a great haircut or that new garment can put a pep in the male step as well! You have to make her understand your sense of style is your own but you must also be aware of your families needs. Compromise is needed ITAAO (in this agony aunt's opinion). Perhaps there is a happy medium to be found in some of Marks and Spencer's more out there trendy items in the autumn collection. Print off that image, take it into the barber and then buy everything you see in the shop. If your lady really likes it, we'll take it a step further and I'll take you on a made spree around Xile. With care, Aunt Sodje 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I though about getting a Joey Essex haircut but my wife says no. Any ideas? Aye, just do it anyway.I quite fancy a motorbike, one of those chopper efforts, but the wife and kids are dead against it on the (admittedly high) chance that I end up dead against it. You can't live your life worrying about what might happen next, man! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Dear Aunt Sodje ThankQ (did I do this right?) for the amazing advice. What a strapping young man he is in the photo and I will do everything I can to be like him, but remain true to myself at the same time. I have recently started drinking bottled beer in the pub these days. Do you recommend this or shoudl I drink Dece bombs? If so, what is in these? Would you recommend eating fruit bon bons and / or KP Honey Roasted nuts between drinks? Kind regards Addie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Dear Aunt Sodje ThankQ (did I do this right?) for the amazing advice. What a strapping young man he is in the photo and I will do everything I can to be like him, but remain true to myself at the same time. I have recently started drinking bottled beer in the pub these days. Do you recommend this or shoudl I drink Dece bombs? If so, what is in these? Would you recommend eating fruit bon bons and / or KP Honey Roasted nuts between drinks? Kind regards Addie A decebomb is served in a champage flute and is one part #champers and one part MDece 20/20. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Dear Aunt Sodje ThankQ (did I do this right?) for the amazing advice. What a strapping young man he is in the photo and I will do everything I can to be like him, but remain true to myself at the same time. I have recently started drinking bottled beer in the pub these days. Do you recommend this or shoudl I drink Dece bombs? If so, what is in these? Would you recommend eating fruit bon bons and / or KP Honey Roasted nuts between drinks? Kind regards Addie Addie, No that's not how you spell ThanQ but close enough. The pub can be a place to relax; to enjoy some beverages with your friends and forget your troubles. Accordingly, you should purchase and consume the drinks / snacks / confectionary that you feel comfortable with and enjoy. A lot of people think those who drink bottled beer when the option of it buying it in a glass from a tap are wankers for this reason. They assume they're trying to look like some smarmy c**t in an advert, instead of just having a pint like a real guy. If you actually do inexplicably prefer bottles then you must stick with that. RE the Roasted Nuts, that depends on the company for me. Buying peanuts is a great show of camaraderie - you buy them on your round, open them up so people can share and you generally look like a great c**t. Offering or indeed eating Bon Bons make you look like a paedophile. Warm wishes Aunt Sodj 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Collector's lawyer Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Just spoken with James Wade, and he's really happy about becoming joint-president of this gaff. "It's great, I can't wait to get down to Dece HQ, at Club erf Livi, and play some darts with all the biys" he said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I find it deeply offensive that someone could pretend to be speaking on behalf of the much loved and much missed Lexi Collector. I'm sure he'd be equally upset if he wasn't currently too busy smashing Decebombs and partying with C. Harris and a gaggle of 9's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Collector's lawyer Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Lexi Collector has a beer belly and drives a second hand Vauxhall. He couldn't pull a door open, never mind a burd. Unlike this c**t: Big James Wade will get you laid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 (edited) I've just opened a new chain of upmarket fashion boutiques called 'Dece, Dench & Peng' in London, Paris, Milan, Shanghai, NYC and Perthshire so you guys can pop in for the champagne reception whenever you're in the vicinity. I would offer discounts to Club DECE members but I don't have to; you can afford it. Edited November 5, 2014 by bullywee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 #voteDECE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 http://instagram.com/p/uoiS5NN3MF/?modal=true 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Best luck to Calvin from all the Dece bois with his heart problems. I'm sure this election isn't helping that, but hopefully we bring home la quesa and he can relax. I genuinely had a dream last night that Calvin Harris died. Probs been playing the election game too much like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Best luck to Calvin from all the Dece bois with his heart problems. I'm sure this election isn't helping that, but hopefully we bring home la quesa and he can relax. I genuinely had a dream last night that Calvin Harris died. Probs been playing the election game too much like. Think Calv's heart problems are just a cover up for the shame and humiliation from being beat to #1 by Ed Sheeran. I maybe sent him a few texts mocking him that went a bit far but I hope he understands that it was all in the spirit of banter and I've always got his back. Sure he'll be back at the top by next week. "The test of dece is not what you do when you are on top. Dece is how high you bounce when you hit bottom (or 2nd in this case)" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Hai Guys Im thinking about getting a skull tattoo on the back of my hand. Can you advise? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Think Calv's heart problems are just a cover up for the shame and humiliation from being beat to #1 by Ed Sheeran. I maybe sent him a few texts mocking him that went a bit far but I hope he understands that it was all in the spirit of banter and I've always got his back. Sure he'll be back at the top by next week. "The test of dece is not what you do when you are on top. Dece is how high you bounce when you hit bottom (or 2nd in this case)" But Ed Sheeran isn't going to shag Rita Ora (and various other solid 8s and above) anytime soon though... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Hai Guys Im thinking about getting a skull tattoo on the back of my hand. Can you advise? Don't do t Addie. If you're getting a tattoo on your hand, go with "Bankies". Here to help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Time to go back to the exclusive club Dece imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Never let this #Fred get off page 1. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Dece will never die. We are the new #45 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 after the heart breaking defeat, I'd like to formally apply to join Club DECE and to continue to campaign for a DECEr Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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