Bold Rover Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 3 hours ago, DAFC. said: Bourbons and Custard Creams are the same thing, just dyed different colours. How come custard creams are delicious and bourbons are rotten? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 How come custard creams are delicious and bourbons are rotten?Take that back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 5 hours ago, Bold Rover said: How come custard creams are delicious and bourbons are rotten? Weirdo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 (edited) The Bourbon biscuit was created by the sister of Jack Daniels. It was served with a shot of Jack's whiskey and usually dunked. The tradition lives on but in coffee shops with those daft wee biscuits. Edited April 4, 2019 by The Skelpit Lug 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Derek Ferguson has a twenty word vocabulary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 (edited) I made a pretty convincing lie about Hibs and John Lennon to my Girlfriend at the time. You all know that song war is over by John Lennon, its played to death at Xmas. Well Hibs did a cover of it years later as Turnbulls Tornadoes. I told her that we recorded this first and John Lennon heard it while visiting Edinburgh and asked permission to use the tune. Hibs agreed and the royalties made sure we could sign players like George Best. The deal expired when Lennon died and thats why we were pretty shit in the early 80's without that sweet Lennon money. Also Joe Tortolano wrote Sunshine on Leith in 1986. Part of that is actually true btw. Edited April 5, 2019 by Lofarl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Beyoncé owns a donkey called Beyonké 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Panini stickers are so-called because they originally depicted a variety of bread-based products. They did not sell well and somebody had the idea of them carrying photos of famous footballers instead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 10 hours ago, GordonD said: Panini stickers are so-called because they originally depicted a variety of bread-based products. They did not sell well and somebody had the idea of them carrying photos of famous footballers instead. I had just paid over the odds for a particularly rare card featuring a New York bagel. I was able to trade it for a Davie Dodds 1981 so it all worked out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pawpar Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Hi my name is Alan I was once engaged to a famous celebrity who I might have just got rid off in 1999 and now I am the queen's gyneacologist. f**k knows why meghan doesn't want me to deliver her baby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 On 09/04/2019 at 02:07, BillyAnchor said: I had just paid over the odds for a particularly rare card featuring a New York bagel. I was able to trade it for a Davie Dodds 1981 so it all worked out. Ha! The jokes on you it’s the same picture. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Huw Edwards, the BBC newsreader, isn't Welsh at all. Hugh is from Peckham but studied drama and literature at Sheffield University where he found out he was good at accents. He sent in a demo tape to the BBC Regional Outreach programme in his now-trademark Welsh lilt and being offered a job felt obliged to keep the accent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 Bruce Springsteen was touring the UK when he was bored and went to the newsagents to pick up a comic. Buying the Victor, The Boss was introduced to Alf Tupper (of the track) and subscribed immediately to the Victor comic so that he could follow young Alf's success. He was so impressed he wrote Born to run and dedicated it to Alf Tupper. Victor comics felt this infringed copyright so he had to drop the dedication officially but in his heart Alf was always his inspiration, as it was for many young boys during his 50 something year run (no pun) as an 18 year old track start facing weekly adversity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Once a year the lock gate keepers at Fort Augustus open all gates to allow water skiers and surfboarders to go down hill. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Kris Akubusi invented the vuvuzela after accidentally breaking Roy Castles trumpet at a record breakers night out. Roy: get off the stage kris you’re naked and sexually aroused Woy woy look at this “toooot tooooooot” awooga all-wight all-wight he then set the as yet unbeaten world record of playing a vuvuzela while erect and on ecstasy of three weeks four days and five hours It was featured as a bonus disc on record breakers 2003 Christmas special dvd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 4 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: Kris Akubusi invented the vuvuzela after accidentally breaking Roy Castles trumpet at a record breakers night out. Roy: get off the stage kris you’re naked and sexually aroused Woy woy look at this “toooot tooooooot” awooga all-wight all-wight he then set the as yet unbeaten world record of playing a vuvuzela while erect and on ecstasy of three weeks four days and five hours It was featured as a bonus disc on record breakers 2003 Christmas special dvd. That's dedication 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FairyBaws Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Josef Fritz was framed by his daughter who was actually abusing him. Due to his hyper masculinity he took the fall as to not seem like a stereotypical man. He took one for the team 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 Anne Frank, who was born 90 years ago today, founded Frank's Hot Sauce in the kitchen of The Annexe she was hiding in. She had plans to launch it in Eindhoven as she learned resident's there had a more suitable palete for spicy condiments than their Amsterdam counterparts, but was unfortunately found by the Nazis before she could. Her friend Jacob Frank, founded it in her honour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockMusic Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 Steven Spielberg decided to try his hand at making films in the 1970s after getting an ONC in Film Studies at Stow College in Glasgow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 'Eintracht' in the name 'Eintracht Frankfurt' translates as "one path", alluding to the concept of the one true path to real enlightenment, and references the little-known Buddhist roots of the club; their first playing kit, dating back to 1899, was entirely orange 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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