Fullerene Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 In 1892, Danish inventor Tomas Porn established his own company Porn Industries specialising in farm equipment. Today the company is still a market leader mainly thanks to the Porn 2000 combined harvester which is more than a match to its competitors. Recently the company has decided to embrace the modern age and has established a website. Unfortunately although the site has received an enormous number of visits - very few have resulted in any extra business. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 James Bond was written by the same person who invented superglue.Sean Connery invented the cornetto in 1964 during the filming of goldeneye.It was originally called the iched cream shandwidge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: Sean Connery invented the cornetto in 1964 during the filming of Goldfinger. It was originally called the iched cream shandwidge. FTFY. Dear oh dear. If you are going to make up a fact at least get some of it right! Edited September 16, 2019 by Fullerene 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 48 minutes ago, Fullerene said: FTFY. Dear oh dear. If you are going to make up a fact at least get some of it right! Goldfinger was made much later and featured mr bean and reebus from taggart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 46 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Goldfinger was made much later and featured mr bean and reebus from taggart. Tag art (clue) was written by Banksys dad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Irish comedian Dave Allen may be long gone but his fan club has now acquired a worldwide copyright to the acronym D.A.F.C. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 North Korea banned Donald Duck references in any form after the supreme leader had a twitter spat with Donald Trump. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 The phrase “gravy train” was coined by Sir John Bisto.Ahhhhh! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 8 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: Goldfinger was made much later and featured mr bean and reebus from taggart. In the original script, the title was Fishfinger, the plot was to steal all the fish fingers in the world and the villain was Captain Bird's-eye. However Shirley Bassey was unwilling to sing the title track Fishfinger, so they had to start again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 4 hours ago, Fullerene said: In the original script, the title was Fishfinger, the plot was to steal all the fish fingers in the world and the villain was Captain Bird's-eye. However Shirley Bassey was unwilling to sing the title track Fishfinger, so they had to start again. That's because she has a lisp. Notice you never, ever hear her saying her own name on camera. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 In the original script, the title was Fishfinger, the plot was to steal all the fish fingers in the world and the villain was Captain Bird's-eye. However Shirley Bassey was unwilling to sing the title track Fishfinger, so they had to start again.Fish finger dee dee doh Hes the man the man with the burger van 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 In a recent interview, Sean Connery stated that he had no idea why he was denied the part of James Bond in "Her Majesty's Shecret Shervice." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Blondie never played shows at Dallas as Debbie Harry found the idea of Debbie does Dallas offensive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 There is a house in the middle of the Broxden Roundabout that is responsible for there being a roundabout in the first place as the owner refused to move to make space for a continuous section of road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 The film Debbie does Dallas is about a lead singer of a New York punk band and her sexploits with a well known Scottish referee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 4 minutes ago, Kmeister said: The film Debbie does Dallas is about a lead singer of a New York punk band and her sexploits with a well known Scottish referee. Now that was offside 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 In South East London there has been an unprecedented rise in the number of new born boys being christened with the first name Thomas and the middle name Robinson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 28 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: There is a house in the middle of the Broxden Roundabout that is responsible for there being a roundabout in the first place as the owner refused to move to make space for a continuous section of road. This allowed the owner to put up a huge tv aerial mast in the shape of a giant grouse, safe in the knowledge there were no neighbours to appeal the planning application which was granted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 When Prince had a fling with Sheena Easton she would shout out pump me mair. he couldn't get her Scottish accent and thought she was yelling purple rain. Hence he wrote Purple rain to honour her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 On 18/09/2019 at 03:34, Fullerene said: In a recent interview, Sean Connery stated that he had no idea why he was denied the part of James Bond in "Her Majesty's Shecret Shervice." John Hughes is Sean Connery’s second cousin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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