Fullerene Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Supermodel Kate Moss denies she has ever had anything to do with a recent Rolling Stones gathering. Can't remember how she put it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 1 hour ago, GordonD said: Though Electric Company was a surprise hit in Liechtenstein. And Water Works was rumoured to be Una Stubbs' absolute favourite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: And Water Works was rumoured to be Una Stubbs' absolute favourite. Yeah. Which begs the question. What do you think of Donald Trump's plans to pass a new law to change the rules of Monopoly. No you don't get $200 (£200 whatever) simply for passing go. No more hand outs. ... and that is just the start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Yeah. Which begs the question. What do you think of Donald Trump's plans to pass a new law to change the rules of Monopoly. No you don't get $200 (£200 whatever) simply for passing go. No more hand outs. ... and that is just the start.The Mexican version is just a giant go to jail square. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 20 hours ago, welshbairn said: And Water Works was rumoured to be Una Stubbs' absolute favourite. Una Stubbs had 9 kids to Bill Pertwee while filming Worzel Gummidge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Una Stubbs only has sex in the missionary position and does not indulge in any sexual deviant acts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalkirkBairn93 Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 In Saudi, sex is only permitted in the missionary position. Any deviation from that results in the following penalties;Oral: punch in the face Anal: fisted by the strongest manDoggie style: eaten by the dogsAll three: dick chopped off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 2 hours ago, FalkirkBairn93 said: In Saudi, sex is only permitted in the missionary position. Any deviation from that results in the following penalties; Oral: punch in the face Anal: fisted by the strongest man Doggie style: eaten by the dogs All three: dick chopped off Wouldn't have thought missionaries were welcome in Saudi Arabia. Presumably they call it something else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalkirkBairn93 Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Wouldn't have thought missionaries were welcome in Saudi Arabia. Presumably they call it something else.Crusader position 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 16 hours ago, FalkirkBairn93 said: Crusader position That's ridiculous. Why would they care about a football team from Belfast? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 Freddie Mercury went into a depression after writing most of Bohemian Rhapsody because as much as he liked it he couldn't come up with a good beginning. He left his Edinburgh hotel room and went for a long walk then hitch hiked into the Kingdom of Fife and found himself in Kincardine where he visited a local disco being held in the community centre. After 2 minutes he came up with "Is this the real life, is this just fantasy" and was set. (He also gave a wee local radge a gam in the men's cludgie). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 Before Groucho Marx had his trademark greasepaint moustache his youngest brother Enrico, or Zello as the family called him, invented a clear sticky strip of plastic to keep Groucho's false moustache on. He patented the sticky tape and didn't join Groucho, Chico, Harpo and Zeppo on stage. The royalties from Zellotape, or Sellotape as it's now known, allowed him to retire to Florida when he was only 23. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 When the current series of I'm a Celebrity... was being planned, an additional ordeal for those voted out was to have been Ant driving them to the airport. The idea had to be dropped when it turned out that the personal insurance for the people involved would have been even higher than that for living in the jungle for a month. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XXX Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 Joshua and Fury are both walking away from boxing to follow their ambition of being a professional wrestler. Vince McMahon has offered both contracts and knowing that fury has already had a match he expects both to have signed by March. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XXX Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 If you melt dry ice you can swim in it without getting wet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 Tomorrow across America everything will stop as part of the entire world coming to a standstill to watch the Scottish League Cup final which is the most important sporting event 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 Coronation Street was only supposed to last thirteen episodes but halfway through they discovered that the Queen was a fan and she insisted it keep going, which it has done, with increasingly desperate storylines, ever since. Word is that it will be taken off the air as soon as she pegs it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 The practice of writing something on your hand so that you don’t forget it is a Victorian tradition in which they believed that if you wrote on your skin, it would be absorbed into your body helping you remember it better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 16 hours ago, buchan30 said: The practice of writing something on your hand so that you don’t forget it is a Victorian tradition in which they believed that if you wrote on your skin, it would be absorbed into your body helping you remember it better. Apparently a lot of people have trouble remembering that all coppers are b*****ds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 Johnny Hates Jazz are still extremely popular in Belarus, and their complete vinyl back catalogue recently sold in an auction there for the equivalent of almost $3,000. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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