banana Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 There's fcuk all made up about that fact! Fcuk, I didn't mean that kind of lubricant. Unless you mean lubricant lubricant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Contrary to popular belief, Aberdeen has the lowest rate of reported bestiality cases in Scotland. Because it's so commonplace that nobody bothers reporting it any more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 8mileBU is actually Magee84's long lost brother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Aerosmith lead singer Steven Tyler has two small holes pierced in his top lip, so he can see where he's going when he's whistling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 (edited) Tim Burton likes to black up to direct his films, so much that sometimes he will shoot the same day of filming twice, once with no face paint for "behind the scenes/making of" features- after which he throws the footage away. As an act of friendship Johnny Depp has always blacked up under his studio make-up while working for Tim, and typically spends 6 hours in the make-up department every day while working on a Burton film. Edited December 2, 2014 by Albino Rover 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Clark Ken't 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Clark Ken't So did Esther. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Coaches Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Ronnie Corbett gave Rachel Riley off Countdown an STD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Ronnie Corbett gave Rachel Riley off Countdown an STD No vowels then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 P&B's vikingTon actually failed standard grade history. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Egg timers get faster the more you use them due to the grains of sand gaining a small amount of potential gravity each time they fall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_K_97 Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 SJC gets bored far too easily nowadays and starts being a little shitcunt. Oh I've to make something up? P&B's SJC worships Satan and wears a sanitary towel in the winter. Your head hasn't gone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Prez Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Light sleepers sleep with the lights on Hard sleepers sleep with the blinds down 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 The UK's favourite biscuit Kit Kat, was invented,named and registered by a dyslexic worker at Nestle, who actually intended to call them Tic Tac. The latter name was unashamedly stolen by Italian confectionery company Fererro , who produce todays best selling tiny mints 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 The last 3times it's snowed in Sydney, Hearts have won the scottish cup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 The last time Hibs won the Scottish Cup The bus parade was cancelled as it hadn't been invented yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 The last time Hibs won the Scottish Cup The bus parade was cancelled as it hadn't been invented yet.The last time Hibs won the Scottish Cup Scotland was an independent country. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Glasgow is the 17th wettest city in the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Scientists estimate that electricity will run out within the next 600 years, hastening the need to colonize other planets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Uranus was initially called UrMum lol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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