YOGI IS GOD Posted November 9, 2013 Author Share Posted November 9, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 I Have an underactive thyroid ya p***k! Why is a baldy b*****d shaving his baldy bit? Naw, But see if you hum it, I'll try and play it Away you couple of auld lying b*****ds, I was brought up in Maryhill Pint ae Guiness 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperTon Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 "Join us at the GFT, run by a pr*ck who's spotty and specky." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 "Lager, Boaby! ""SHUT YER HOLE YA DICK!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 "'The Prague Heist'...That's aboot a heist in Prague." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_K_97 Posted November 13, 2013 Share Posted November 13, 2013 "It gives me great pleasure to be here today..." "Naw it doesnae" "...with great admiration I've watched the community of Craiglang grow and flourish..." "Naw ye huvnae" "...my father grew up here in Craiglang and he always had the greatest respect for his home..." "Naw he didnae" "I only wish that he could be here today to see this..." "Naw ye don't" "I'm sure he would join me in congratulating Craiglang today as we open this wonderful facility, for this building is a magnificent addition to a caring, thriving, forward-thinking community..." "Naw it isnae" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 "Oh look it's Huey ,Lewy and Dewy" "gie's three pints ya goofy b*****d" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOGI IS GOD Posted November 15, 2013 Author Share Posted November 15, 2013 "Who wis it that beat ye? Oh wait... was it Made Up United, was it Urnie There FC, Don't Exist Rovers, a Coupla Wee Lyin p***ks Albion?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berwick-the-unbeatable Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 I'll take Richard.. Aye! Dick! Dick the Dug! You can get done for that you know... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam4267 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 1. Nae Points p***k! 2. Smell ma fingers! Get them smelt. It's the good stuff. 3. I don't mean to speak ill of the dead but he was a p***k 4. Scotch Corner, Scotch Corner 5. This is the story of Mrs Begg.... Ballad 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Get oot ma shoap ya jaikey b*****d! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 "Oh Joe, no the watch!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
number one wasp Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 "you're putting the beef on jack" "aye everytime I shag your wife she makes me a sandwich" How could everyone forget that classic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garybs Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 "you're putting the beef on jack" "aye everytime I shag your wife she makes me a sandwich" How could everyone forget that classic. Not everybody did - 4. Boaby "Oft here they come Abott n Costello you're puttin the beef on Jack"....." aye thats right, everytime i shag your wife she makes me a sandwich" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Used everytime someone wins a bet in my work Stevie..... Stevie..... Stevie..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 "Eight.. TITTIES!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=N2VwCvf8j8M#t=327 lalalalalala....ya couple of auld poofters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Smith Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Winston- "Who did ye have on Eric?" Eric- "Calypso Jet" Winston- "w****r!!! I told ye tae put aw yer money on Scotch Corner but ye would not listen. Ah well get it right up the lot o' yees" Scotch Corner???????? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Smith Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Tam- "It would also appear the occupant is no in tae letters" Winston- "Or papers as such" Jack- "Now Chris, ye dimwitted p***k, what do you think is the matter wae the man that lives in this hoose?" Chris- ".... Is he deed" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 From the "Stevie, Oh Stevie" episode.... "Oh Flower of Scotland, when will we see, this line again...." And from the same episode... "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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