The Master Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Dundee couple remanded for ‘blatant’ sex act on Dundee bus http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/dundee-couple-remanded-for-blatant-sex-act-on-dundee-bus-1.853526 Sheriff George Way told the court: "I have seen the DVD..." Dirty old sod. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Surely this can only go wrong? "A chef at a Japanese style restaurant on the Waterfront is to demonstrate his dazzling knife skills in front of customers and will even throw food for people to catch in their mouths." http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/dundee/diners-promised-top-entertainment-at-dundee-s-new-japanese-restaurant-1.849694 I never knew Marco Polo used to live on Dock Street in Dundee? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Lack of dead Fifers causing concern to Fife Council 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Assault with a snotty weapon. http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/centralian-advocate/mother-used-one-year-old-baby-as-weapon-in-alice-springs-street-fight/story-fnk4wgm8-1227272439724 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Assault with a snotty weapon. http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/centralian-advocate/mother-used-one-year-old-baby-as-weapon-in-alice-springs-street-fight/story-fnk4wgm8-1227272439724"It's important not to judge" - f**k off, she used her own child as a weapon in a fight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Assault with a snotty weapon. http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/centralian-advocate/mother-used-one-year-old-baby-as-weapon-in-alice-springs-street-fight/story-fnk4wgm8-1227272439724 The other story about the bus groper raised a smile. He got on the bus at "Fannie bay" Fnarr. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 The other story about the bus groper raised a smile. He got on the bus at "Fannie bay" Fnarr. North west of Humpty Doo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Assault with a snotty weapon. http://www.ntnews.com.au/news/centralian-advocate/mother-used-one-year-old-baby-as-weapon-in-alice-springs-street-fight/story-fnk4wgm8-1227272439724 Am I the only one who saw this??? :lol: Superb 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 #LAD A w****r caught with his pants down has got off with a light jail sentence. Patrick Angus will walk free from jail in three weeks after serving two months for acts of gross indecency on one woman. The “ice” addict visited the victim’s Darwin home multiple times between November 7, 2014, and February 7 of this year. Each time, he removed his clothes and proceeded to masturbate, either on the stairs or in a chair on the veranda. The Darwin Magistrates Court heard at 6.30am on November 23, Angus held up his hands and said “sorry, sorry” to the woman when he saw her inside the house. However he then continued masturbating and told the woman – hiding behind her curtains – she was beautiful. On February 1 the woman was sitting in the chair on her veranda when Angus approached. Police alleged he lay down about 4m away and began to touch himself. The fourth and final time Angus arrived at the house – on February 7 – the woman filmed him in the act. On February 13 he handed himself in to police and was arrested and taken into custody. Angus admitted the charges in court last week. Magistrate Greg Smith yesterday sentenced him to six months jail, suspended after two months. Mr Smith said Angus would be supervised by a corrections officer for 12 months. The magistrate said Angus would likely return to jail if he offended in that time. Angus is not to contact the victim or go within 100m of her property and is banned from using drugs. Angus is also required to look for work and housing, and to take part in counselling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Certainly all happens up in the Northern Territory! NT Public Servant found drunk, naked and emotional in co-worker’s yard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Man arrested for disturbing the piece. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-32018303 Milk and bread fell from a stolen van leaving a "trail of breakfast destruction" during a police chase through Birmingham city centre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Man arrested for disturbing the piece. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-32018303 Milk and bread fell from a stolen van leaving a "trail of breakfast destruction" during a police chase through Birmingham city centre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Meanwhile a bit north of Humpty Doo and not far from Fannie Bay she said. “I’m not sure if they were high or not ...". They were on the 8th floor ffs ... http://www.ntnews.com.au/lifestyle/two-women-climb-onto-narrow-ledge-lift-shirts-and-yell-at-passing-traffic-in-darwin/story-fnk0b1ks-1227276046509 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Probably belongs to Film & TV but fits this topic. Rubbity used in 50's movie A Town Like Alice up in flames http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-27/north-west-queensland-pub-destroyed-by-fire/6352318 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 AN ABERDEEN offshore worker accidently turned his own son in to the police after the teen ran up a bill for Pizza Hut. Sean McKinnon, 19, used his dad’s debit card to pay for £76.03 of fast food delivery orders, unknown to his father who was working offshore. But when McKinnon’s dad noticed someone had used his card without his permission he reported it to the police. Officers then tracked down McKinnon through the pizza restaurant. McKinnon admitted obtaining the food by fraud – and was fined when he appeared at Aberdeen Sheriff Court. The court heard McKinnon had repaid the debt to his dad. The offences took place between April 7, and April 12, 2014. Sheriff Alison Stirling fined McKinnon, whose address was listed in court papers as 96 Mastrick Drive, Aberdeen, £225. http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/local/aberdeen-dad-accidentally-turns-in-his-own-son-for-running-up-76-pizza-hut-bill-1.856603 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Has this got something to do with Fannie Bay? Rubbity dub aka rubbidy dub = pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 A man masturbated while walking down a busy Dundee main road, a court has heard. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/police-cctv-caught-man-performing-sex-act-on-dundee-street-1.857153 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 “It’s a set of boobs and they show them on TV, you know what I mean?”. http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/port-pirie-woman-karen-davis-wins-instant-fame-after-flashing-google-street-mapping-car/story-fnjwnhzf-1227286797237 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 What kind of a news website is that? "Right now, in technology" "Weatherman pulls hanger out of suit live on air" The News Limited kind of news, news webshite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Fortune stolen from Buckie house. A PURSE has been stolen from a house in Buckie. Police are appealing for information following a theft which took place at an address on Blairdaff Street on Saturday. The incident occurred at around 2.30pm when the purse, containing a high two figure sum of cash, was taken. http://www.northern-scot.co.uk/News/Purse-stolen-from-Buckie-home-30032015.htm Scum, utter scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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