Swarley Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Is there any news of the pilot?Dundee's Harrison Ford? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Cox steals lubricant. Didn't give cops the slip. Lols ahoy http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/dundee/dundee-man-admits-stealing-lubricant-1.847694 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/aberdeen/512793/saturday-heatwave-for-north-east/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 I'm willing to bet that the ghosts will have Scouse accents. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/fife/tv-psychic-derek-acorah-to-lead-search-for-secret-bunker-spirits-1.846848 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 An infrequent mention of Friockheim in P+B. The person 3rd from the left in the pic that looks like a woman is a man according to the story. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/angus-the-mearns/shop-owners-in-friockheim-see-red-over-unnecessary-double-yellows-proposal-1.847973 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Apparently the guy was naked and out his nut on something and had taped scissors and combs to his hand shouting I'm Edward Scissorhands at passers by and eventually the police. http://www.alloaadvertiser.com/news/tillicoultry-devonside-coalsnaughton/articles/2015/03/09/526806-man-appears-in-court-following-armed-police-incident/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Wasn't you on one of your Sunday sesh's? Unfortunately I was dayshift weekend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Pizza fairy visits Elgin household. A LATE-night caller, dubbed the drunken pizza fairy, has paid an unannounced visit to a Moray household. But instead of spreading magic dust or sparkles, all that was left was a poke of half-eaten chips and a 12 inch chicken and onion deep base pizza. http://www.northern-scot.co.uk/News/Elgin-pizza-fairy-search-06032015.htm I wonder what 'extra toppings' were left on the Pizza... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 What a shower of total minks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Shit storm in South Shields A man from South Shields has been convicted of carrying out a campaign of throwing balloons full of excrement at a club used by ex-servicemen and women. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/south-shields-man-convicted-throwing-8818446 Old 'Miley has done it in style this time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adolfo Rios Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 How in the name of hell do you shite into a balloon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 My missus could manage it just now. Anyway a headline caught my eye on my way into work earlier.Dundee firefighters rescue woman after hand gets stuck in DVD player.http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/dundee/dundee-firefighters-rescue-woman-after-hand-gets-stuck-in-dvd-player-1.850213 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 How in the name of hell do you shite into a balloon? I think that you are required to aim your hoop over the side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Meanwhile somewhere north and south of Humpty Doo http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-13/bizarre-coincidence-men-bitten-snakes-within-minutes-each-other/6312418 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/mobile/news/old-firm-bigot-let-down-glasgow-200036n.120567025 4 months in the pokey for singing billy boys... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 How in the name of hell do you shite into a balloon? Stick a wet funnel into the end of a balloon and then ram a poo down it with the aid of something. Water in the funnel makes the poo more lubricated and easier to get in. Fairy liquid works rather well too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Stick a wet funnel into the end of a balloon and then ram a poo down it with the aid of something. Water in the funnel makes the poo more lubricated and easier to get in. Fairy liquid works rather well too.^^^ Guy from South Shields 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/what-s-on/theatre/ladyboys-of-bangkok-to-move-to-fountainbridge-site-1-3718220 Hmm, I wonder who on earth gave the biggest backing to this move? Somebody who is very local to the area? If the boats a rockin, don't come a knockin! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk89 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Surely this can only go wrong? "A chef at a Japanese style restaurant on the Waterfront is to demonstrate his dazzling knife skills in front of customers and will even throw food for people to catch in their mouths."http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/dundee/diners-promised-top-entertainment-at-dundee-s-new-japanese-restaurant-1.849694 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Interesting pic of the eye witness: http://www.northnorfolknews.co.uk/news/disturbance_involving_a_weapon_leads_to_armed_police_being_called_to_address_in_cromer_1_3994175 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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