I'm Brian Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Have any P&Bers suddenly realised that they've been unknowingly shagging part of a domestic appliance? Happens all the time to me...oh hang on. I've only just noticed you said unknowingly. Just ignore this post ever happened and pray for Henry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Wur Doomed! http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/dreaded-river-predator-found-ayrshire-6818408 But I'm not sold on this advice Stuart said if anyone finds one of the crayfish, they should immediately kill it with a firm stamp to the head and body. Personally I would prefer to use a gun and shoot the fucker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 Staying in Ayrshire..... Men queue up to throw money at auld banger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 Is the cabbie at it? http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/kirkcaldy-bank-robbery-15-cctv-6828641 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 (edited) Cock comment women assaulted at party http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/perth-kinross/woman-assaulted-at-party-after-row-over-size-of-reveller-s-manhood-1.910255 Disappointed that the tab description didn't live up to expectations Edited November 15, 2015 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 Drunken sailors release polar bear in Dundee (in 1878) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 A sock you say? Throbber is that you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 Well done folk - your P&B outrage has helped win the day. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/tear-the-ticket-up-car-park-owner-says-no-way-firm-wanted-to-penalise-unicorn-remembrance-service-visitors-1.909670 What a time to be alive! In a "sensational" twist...it seems the Broughty Ferry Traffic Wardens are keen NOT to be outdone by their city centre rivals in their quest to be the most loathed... http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/it-beggars-belief-broughty-ferry-lifeboat-crew-get-parking-tickets-1.910534 War veterans...lifeboat crews. Got to be Ambulance drivers next...surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuthejag Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Yesterday's York Press front page 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Have any P&Bers suddenly realised that they've been unknowingly shagging part of a domestic appliance? Yes Oh hang on "unknowingly" you say Then No 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Man spots the face of Noel Edmonds in his shape-shifting lamp http://www.westerndailypress.co.uk/Man-spots-face-Noel-Edmonds-shape-shifting-lamp/story-28189979-detail/story.html#1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Oh, the humanity! http://m.dunfermlinepress.com/news/14036647.Inverkeithing_High_pool_shut_until_further_notice/ If you're looking for a tale about a rogue jobby, you're about to be disappointed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eoin Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2015/11/17/mcdonalds-boss-attacked-by-teen-at-dundee-restaurant/ probably got more meat than a big mac 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sureiknow Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Man spots the face of Noel Edmonds in his shape-shifting lamp http://www.westerndailypress.co.uk/Man-spots-face-Noel-Edmonds-shape-shifting-lamp/story-28189979-detail/story.html#1 It's a change from the Virgin Mary. Though saying that, probably looks more like her than Edmonds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Meals on wheels in Perth (the sunny one). http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-17/police-investigate-'motorised-picnic-table'-drivers/6949832 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 The comments on The Courier's Facebook post about a refugee family arriving in Dundee make me ashamed to be Dundonian. https://www.facebook.com/thecourieruk/posts/10153688541961215 A couple of sensible voices but most are fairly obviously from the "I'm not racist, but..." brigade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 The comments on The Courier's Facebook post about a refugee family arriving in Dundee make me ashamed to be Dundonian. https://www.facebook.com/thecourieruk/posts/10153688541961215 A couple of sensible voices but most are fairly obviously from the "I'm not racist, but..." brigade. Just spent 20 minutes reading similar on the Tele page. Shameful, I'll informed, horrible. Best one was the idiot who said "thay shoodnnae b cum heer if thay cannae speek da langwage". No irony involved, just a moron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Life imitating Art?http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/fife/radiation-found-for-first-time-in-dalgety-bay-mussel-beds-1.911112 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/34836397/leeds-pub-garden-floods-men-go-for-pint-anyway "I stood and shouted at the water but it didn't seem to do much." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Heroic seagull rescue news from The Courier. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/angus-the-mearns/all-creatures-great-and-small-arbroath-lifeboat-men-save-a-seagull-in-distress-1.911135 ".. when asked if he had ever done this sort of thing before replied: “Yes, a long time ago I rescued a pigeon from a flat in the High Street in Arbroath.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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