Shandon Par Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 A glimpse of Armageddon in Endsleigh. Santa was not perturbed by the incident however, and said a lot worse happens when he's at home with his reindeer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Terrier-like midfielder on the mend http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/football-playing-dog-suffers-cruciate-injury-1-3967539 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibby82 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/2015/10/12/creepy-man-found-guilty-of-sex-offences-against-children-in-dundee/ Not me. Seriously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibby82 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 The Gibby doth protesteth too much, methinks. It's not my dad either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 Dark skinned man and his vanilla-scented 'bomb' causes Terror alert on X77 bus from Glasgow to Ayr. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Calum McGregor must be on Facebook. Someone do the needful. Passenger Calum McGregor, who raised the alarm, and asked the driver to stop, insisted their suspicions were justified. He said: “My partner and I became aware of a passenger behaving suspiciously with a device in his lap. “I got up under the pretence of looking for the toilet and saw he appeared to be attaching pipe-cleaner wire to a large oblong battery. “I alerted the driver of a possible bomb on board and asked him to quietly pull over and call the police. “It turned out that the passenger had been cleaning out a large E-cigarette device with no thought to what that looked like to others on the bus - resulting in a lot of concern and fear, passengers stuck outside for 40 mins off the motorway with no shelter in a storm, motorway closure and police time wasted.” What a fuckin moron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Completely justified, all e-cigarette smokers should be locked up/shot imho 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Completely justified, all e-cigarette smokers should be locked up/shot imho A bum on ze bus you say? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Passenger Calum McGregor, who raised the alarm, and asked the driver to stop, insisted their suspicions were justified. He said: “My partner and I became aware of a passenger behaving suspiciously with a device in his lap. “I got up under the pretence of looking for the toilet and saw he appeared to be attaching pipe-cleaner wire to a large oblong battery. “I alerted the driver of a possible bomb on board and asked him to quietly pull over and call the police. “It turned out that the passenger had been cleaning out a large E-cigarette device with no thought to what that looked like to others on the bus - resulting in a lot of concern and fear, passengers stuck outside for 40 mins off the motorway with no shelter in a storm, motorway closure and police time wasted.” What a fuckin moron. I thought that when I read his bit. He'd have been as well saying "he was doing this with no consideration that there was a pant wetting arsehole like me on the bus" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 (edited) I thought that when I read his bit. He'd have been as well saying "he was doing this with no consideration that there was a pant wetting arsehole like me on the bus"Always meant to ask if "Knightswood Bear" was one of those Kirk Broadfoot and his children things ?Anyhoo, anycunt forget a plane or three ? Edited December 8, 2015 by Njord 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Always meant to ask if "Knightswood Bear" was one of those Kirk Broadfoot and his children things ? Anyhoo, anycunt forget a plane ? I have no idea. Is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Dunno, hence asking. Was always curious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Always meant to ask if "Knightswood Bear" was one of those Kirk Broadfoot and his children things ? Anyhoo, anycunt forget a plane or three ? I hope ISIS don't buy The Star or they'll be getting ideas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Dentists. When they are not shooting lions they are dealing drugs, peddling child porn, spreading AIDS and hanging out at bestiality parties. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 I'm in the wrong job. 1/100 dentists recommend it: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Oh Seamus! NORTH-EAST FAMILY’S CAT THROWN IN BIN LORRY BY COUNCIL WORKERS https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/family-cat-thrown-in-bin-lorry-by-council-workers/ That's what Harry should have done - pop all the bodies in the back of the lorry and drive on. He'd still have his job with the council and the police would have a few extra missing persons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Unidentified noises in East Kilbride 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe The Hype Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Stolen circumcision ambulance found after tip-off http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/stolen-circumcision-ambulance-found-after-tipoff-a3129231.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 US town thinks solar panels suck up all the sun. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-town-rejects-solar-panels-amid-fears-they-suck-up-all-the-energy-from-the-sun-a6771526.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Fire away guys. A campaign will be launched next year to find a name for an anonymous Cowdenbeath street. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/fife/campaign-to-label-fife-s-street-with-no-name-1.915485 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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