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4 hours ago, LincolnHearts said:

9 for Thursday. f**k you, small intestines.

Fascinating fact, I once had a patient who had his intestines fucked.

The gentleman had a stoma which had stopped working due to a mechanical failure,  the reason being his partner was shagging the stoma.

As I stood there with my finger inside his intestines dropping in suppositories to get it working I decided to leave surgical hdu and move on elsewhere.

It was a real nadir in my time in Surgical, right down there with the time a rectal drain fell out and smacked me in the face.  Marvellous times.

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1 minute ago, Tynierose said:

Fascinating fact, I once had a patient who had his intestines fucked.

The gentleman had a stoma which had stopped working due to a mechanical failure,  the reason being his partner was snagging the stoma.

As I stood there with my finger inside his intestines dropping in suppositories to get it working I decided to leave surgical hdu and move on elsewhere.

It was a real nadir in my time in Surgical, right down there with the time a rectal drain fell out and smacked me in the face.  Marvellously times.

You paint the purtiest pictures, Tynie.

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4 minutes ago, Tynierose said:

Fascinating fact, I once had a patient who had his intestines fucked.

The gentleman had a stoma which had stopped working due to a mechanical failure,  the reason being his partner was snagging the stoma.

As I stood there with my finger inside his intestines dropping in suppositories to get it working I decided to leave surgical hdu and move on elsewhere.

It was a real nadir in my time in Surgical, right down there with the time a rectal drain fell out and smacked me in the face.  Marvellous times.

misread the bit about partner & the stoma!

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