The DA Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 19 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: I refuse to do Friday's quiz until some c**t posts the link. My fault. Updated last night's post to include the link. I can't do anything right these days - suspect early onset prehensile domestos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helpma Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 10 hours ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Right first couple of results in from the Dotting Invincibles Cup of Kings... It was a powerhouse performance from Helpma (nine) and MSU (eight). Surely Lincoln Hearts won't risk splitting up this deadly duo for the next set of doubles? JamesP_81 will be disappointed with his four, while Audaces Fortuna Juvat finds himself facing the heartache of being on the losing side despite posting a more than respectable seven. First game to Lincoln's Lions. Mon the Hertz (and I never thought I would say that!) Meanwhile, apparently a Frifay league quiz has been posteeda nnd i can barel focus on te screen. Wish me luch (even had to walk alll the wat wa to electra to get a taxi home the night!) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Bravo@blackislekillie. I know who I support and like me they’re not as good as they think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helpma Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 (edited) #1 OK, for the novel Ive acually read two of them and seen the film for the other two. And I'm still none the wiser. So wtf can I do here? Oh yes, random guess time.... #2Damned if I know #3 Oh wtf? Really? who knows shit like that? #4 rUFecckin kiddin me???? #5 Easy. Might not be right, but it seemed easy #6 nae sweat #7 you know that 99.99995% of real chemists have never seen francium, right? #8 How the f**k would I know, I didnt watch it. Derivative shite (probably} #9 I refer the honourable gentleman to the reply I gave for #4 10) eh, but seriously. R. U. Fcking. Kiddin me????? Population of Peru???? well, 1 less after Paddington fucked off. 4/10. Id love to telll yo waht I got right, but I accidentall clicked on "tr again" rather than "tell e how I fucked up" .... and fucked if I go throguh that again.. Aint nobody got time for that! Warning: Drink may have been consumed before compiling this post. Edit: Turns out ot was 2, 5, 6 AND I GOT RIGHT. i SEEM TO HAVE ENGAGED APS LOCK . WAIT A MO OK, so ..... yeah, mon the chonnenbergs and hello 2nd sccessive relegation. When is this dam papa murphys pizza getting delivered anyway? Edited August 31, 2018 by Helpma Wot, like you're so perfect???? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 31, 2018 Author Share Posted August 31, 2018 Now I know why alcohol is banned in many places in the Middle East 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helpma Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 (edited) I have an alcoholpermit, I'll have you know #lawabiding_drunkard And for the socially aware amongst you, I am happy to report that Papa Murphys pizza has arrived. Smoked Turkey and Pineapple, which is as close as we can get to a proper Hawaian without going to the pork shop. Edited August 31, 2018 by Helpma 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyl Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 4/10 for Friday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Can we get Helpma on the transfer list please? Pineapple on a pizza is not how a lion, drunk or not, behaves. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helpma Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Can we get Helpma on the transfer list please? Pineapple on a pizza is not how a lion, drunk or not, behaves. Pineapple and ham on a pizza has been the way since before I was born. Ye can stick yer olives where the sun don't shine @ #civilwar!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Pineapple and ham on a pizza has been the way since before I was born. Ye can stick yer olives where the sun don't shine @ #civilwar!!!!Olives? Right, whoever is our sporting direct or whatever get this boy out the our club. He’s a bad egg and probably enjoys that on pizza as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 5/10 to finish the week 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DublinMagyar Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 DublinMagyar, GermanJag, Ross. and Ziggy could you up your fucking game please?! 2.5 each with this shower is nothing short about of humiliating! [emoji881][emoji881][emoji881] This kind of motivational language is what leads to transfer requests 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Captain Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 5 / 10 for Friday. Average push poor effort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotfree Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 20 hours ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Match three... Caspian Chris put forward a measly four, but obviously knew his fellow Arab The DA would bail him out with a nine, no less. Scotfree (seven) and Jacksgranda (four) were unable to shift the balance back in favour of the Dandy Dons in this New Firm showdown. The Tangerines Terrorise their opponents with a nine-seven win. Lincoln's Lions 2.5 Christophe's Crusaders 0.5. @Jacksgranda 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 1, 2018 Author Share Posted September 1, 2018 (edited) Well, unless any of our number live in Niue or American Samoa, it's now Saturday, so it's time for your league tables. And there's more drama than a box-set of the Sopranos, so eyes down look in. MSU gains his 10th crown. Edmund must be as sick as an Australian King Parrot as he's edged into 2nd, despite a late flurry. Downstairs, CaspianChris and pleslie99 take the plunge ... but who is in the play-offs? Well, Scotfree avoids it on QD, but Peasy23 and German Jag are level on points so both go in the play-offs. In the SWL, it's impossible to separate Tynie and Salvo (seriously, I think they might be lovers). They're both promoted, but only one can take the coveted S medal. So please add them to the play-offs Mr P. And DublinMagyar is in 3rd spot so up against the two Premisership playoff teams. At the arse end, Dyl is down, along with Helpma who was getting relegated regardless of his score for his "Turkey and Pineapple" pizza ... I've done some shameful embarrassing shit when I'm drunk, but I've never stooped that low. And who's that in the play-offs? Why it's me. And in the BHL, congratulations to JamesP_81 for picking up his first piece of silverware (well, bronzeware) ... AFJ is up and Ziggy edges into the play-offs on QD. At the other end, Jacksgranda and Goober Bud were passing the wooden spoon back and forward, but it has ended up in the hands of Welshbairn, whose notion that he can just waltz into a SUPERLEAGUE to gain double-promotion is a laughable one. We don't have a SUPERLEAGUE just on the whim of one of the teams. We only have one when I've fucked up the league tables. Which I haven't done this time (I hope). So now over to @SlipperyP for your play-offs! Edited September 1, 2018 by Cardinal Richelieu 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 I will display my bronze with pride. I think this is a solid foundation for a long career yo-yoing weekly between swl and bhl. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DublinMagyar Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 Well, unless any of our number live in Niue or American Samoa, it's now Saturday, so it's time for your league tables. And there's more drama than a box-set of the Sopranos, so eyes down look in. MSU gains his 10th crown. Edmund must be as sick as an Australian King Parrot as he's edged into 2nd, despite a late flurry. Downstairs, CaspianChris and pleslie99 take the plunge ... but who is in the play-offs? Well, Scotfree avoids it on QD, but Peasy23 and German Jag are level on points so both go in the play-offs. In the SWL, it's impossible to separate Tynie and Salvo (seriously, I think they might be lovers). They're both promoted, but only one can take the coveted S medal. So please add them to the play-offs Mr P. And DublinMagyar is in 3rd spot so up against the two Premisership playoff teams. At the arse end, Dyl is down, along with Helpma who was getting relegated regardless of his score for his "Turkey and Pineapple" pizza ... I've done some shameful embarrassing shit when I'm drunk, but I've never stooped that low. And who's that in the play-offs? Why it's me. And in the BHL, congratulations to JamesP_81 for picking up his first piece of silverware (well, bronzeware) ... AFJ is up and Ziggy edges into the play-offs on QD. At the other end, Jacksgranda and Goober Bud were passing the wooden spoon back and forward, but it has ended up in the hands of Welshbairn, whose notion that he can just waltz into a SUPERLEAGUE to gain double-promotion is a laughable one. We don't have a SUPERLEAGUE just on the whim of one of the teams. We only have one when I've fucked up the league tables. Which I haven't done this time (I hope). So now over to [mention=29470]SlipperyP[/mention] for your play-offs!You want to check my league status there Cardigan? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 (edited) @Cardinal Richelieu Hope you have a hedgehog as your next shite. Well it's time, with so much going on this weekend with the Red Dot Challenge Cup up and running, we get back to basic. Playoff time. This weekend stoke makers. Lovers Corner @Tynierose v @Salvo Montalbano Gooseberry Avenue @peasy23 v @German Jag v @gkneil Last 2 get a pick at the High School Dance Lessons @Cardinal Richelieu v @Ziggy This weekend question, Technology . Smartphones we all have them, just so we can see how bad the P&B app runs. However, which country by percentage of population own the most smartphones. Answers should be the country & percentage. Please submit your guesses by PM only, deadline is Monday morning 06:00 (hokmong) Thai Time. Good Luck Edited September 1, 2018 by SlipperyP 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 1, 2018 Author Share Posted September 1, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, DublinMagyar said: 5 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: You want to check my league status there Cardigan? No comprendo! Edited September 1, 2018 by Cardinal Richelieu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DublinMagyar Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 No comprendo!You have me in a playoff? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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