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[ayrmad]

Derek would be scoring well above his pay grade if he got in tow with that fat munter.

[Alert Mongoose]

Comfortable wid.

[DDcups]

4 hours ago, supermik said:

Which one are you on though?

I'm not on any now, I heard of fab through a "friend" that went to see a nice couple:)

[Francesc Fabregas]

20 hours ago, Nizzy said:

You're an unreconstructed misogynist and homophobe.

I'm pleased to see Günther being called out for his outlook and attitude towards women and the LGBT community. I've met a lot of people from Pie and Bovril offline through the old fives tournaments and the Pie and Bovril Select side of 2007 and 2008 and he's the only person I have actively disliked. It's been a while since I've had the misfortune of being in his company but his posts on these forums are a mirror image of his real-life persona.

There was an incident after one of the Select games that has always troubled me. We were playing a match at the astroturf pitches at Stirling University (I can't remember who it was against or what the score was) and whilst we were in the communal showers, Günther grabbed a hose (which I presume was used for cleaning) and began squirting us with cold water. I think he took a genuine pleasure in watching us frolic naked, his big goggle-eyed face lighting up with glee. I don't think anyone found his antics funny.

Günther's post across Pie and Bovril always seem like a scramble for relevance, to borrow vikingTON's well-worn phrase, and a need to assert his masculinity. Every time he appears to lose an argument, his trump card is either his wife's appearance or how comfortable his life is. I don't think there's anyone else on the forum quite as desperate - imagine boasting about living in Larbert! There is a real seedy underbelly to his content and I truly believe it to be reflected in real life.

[Bobby Skidmarks]

Now that's a fucking burn.

[Bonksy+HisChristianParade]

For something that has 'always troubled' you, I was expecting a better story than 'Gunther sprayed me with a hose'. Some people get attacked with human faeces in the communal showers and you're having bad dreams eight years later about being sprayed with cold water. 

Edited August 6, 2016 by Bonksy+HisChristianParade

[The Grass Is Greener.]

Shots fired.

[Aidan]

If I looked like Günther I would probably boast about having an average looking wife too tbf

[Sergeant Wilson]

34 minutes ago, Francesc Fabregas said:

I'm pleased to see Günther being called out for his outlook and attitude towards women and the LGBT community. I've met a lot of people from Pie and Bovril offline through the old fives tournaments and the Pie and Bovril Select side of 2007 and 2008 and he's the only person I have actively disliked. It's been a while since I've had the misfortune of being in his company but his posts on these forums are a mirror image of his real-life persona.

There was an incident after one of the Select games that has always troubled me. We were playing a match at the astroturf pitches at Stirling University (I can't remember who it was against or what the score was) and whilst we were in the communal showers, Günther grabbed a hose (which I presume was used for cleaning) and began squirting us with cold water. I think he took a genuine pleasure in watching us frolic naked, his big goggle-eyed face lighting up with glee. I don't think anyone found his antics funny.

Günther's post across Pie and Bovril always seem like a scramble for relevance, to borrow vikingTON's well-worn phrase, and a need to assert his masculinity. Every time he appears to lose an argument, his trump card is either his wife's appearance or how comfortable his life is. I don't think there's anyone else on the forum quite as desperate - imagine boasting about living in Larbert! There is a real seedy underbelly to his content and I truly believe it to be reflected in real life.

But apart from that he's alright. Oh, the driving as well...and the pathological hatred of his ex...he's a bit of a bore about travel and his job as well, but apart from all you mentioned and those, he's definitely okay. 

[Francesc Fabregas]

I can't tell if people are being a bit thick regarding the shower story - I thought the subtext was quite clear myself - but I'll break it down.

Being squirted with cold water hasn't "always troubled" me. No, Günther, a hardened, ardent homophobe, taking great delight in soaking a group of naked boys with a hose in a communal shower was perhaps a little more perplexing.

[RadgerTheBadger]

Tbf to Throbbers bullshit story, a couple of my mates set up a mock POF profile for a jailbait looking girl and reeled in a few guys openly admitting to being happy to bed underage girls. I'll see if I can pull the screen dumps.




Eta here ya go

I'd like to think you reported the beasts who were messaging back and informed the police??

[mrcat1990]

I'd like to think you reported the beasts who were messaging back and informed the police??

Wasn't me but my pals and they didn't. Think the police don't look kindly on vigilantism by drunk males in their twenties.

[gavin_3110]

17 hours ago, mrcat1990 said:

 

 

[Ziggy]

1 hour ago, Francesc Fabregas said:

I can't tell if people are being a bit thick regarding the shower story - I thought the subtext was quite clear myself - but I'll break it down.

Being squirted with cold water hasn't "always troubled" me. No, Günther, a hardened, ardent homophobe, taking great delight in soaking a group of naked boys with a hose in a communal shower was perhaps a little more perplexing.

Is Gunther a homophobe?

I've always assumed that he was just in denial.

[itzdrk]

One of my best mates is gay and a good workmate is mines is also gay, plus I have many gay friends. If that makes me a homophobe then so be it...

#conclusive

[Hamish's Passenger]

Itznotdrkenuf. Fatty

[Dindeleux]

Pie and Bovril has gone so rapey and peado'y the last couple of days that MrCat1990 or whatever he is called has produced screenshots of him pretending to be a young girl and asking to eat an old mans pubes and nobody's batted an eyelid.

It's been a glorious weekend so far on this illustrious site.

[Bonksy+HisChristianParade]

I thought the intended implication of the story was that Gunther is a latent homosexual.

[KnightswoodBear]

On 06/08/2016 at 10:17, itzdrk said:

"Good things come in small packages"

At least she'll never be disappointed. 

[tbone stag]

1 hour ago, throbber said:

 

I understand what you mean and while he wasn't throwing his own excrement at you it's still a nasty thing to do and he obviously derived pleasure from being a c**t. I think he will end up murdering his wife (for fear of her leaving him) and posting pictures of her on here like some crazy b*****ds do on 4chan. A complete wrong un.

 

 

 

The photos of his wife take on a whole new meaning when you assume that she is being held there against her will. You can see the fear in her eyes, truly terrifying. I have genuine concerns if she tries to leave because he comes across  as a "if I can't have you, no-one can" type of guy. His next avatar will be him wearing her skin. A bone-chilling thought.