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Had a sort of Tinder date last night. Was out with work friends and ended up in a club, giving it big licks on the dance floor like a total bellend.

 

Was texting this wee piece that I've been chatting to after exchanging numbers, and low and behold we are both in the same establishment.

 

Ended up necking her in front of said work colleagues and going back to hers for a ride.

 

The texts I have been getting off my workmates indicate that I should not look forward to Monday.

 

Fin.

 

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Had a sort of Tinder date last night. Was out with work friends and ended up in a club, giving it big licks on the dance floor like a total bellend.
 
Was texting this wee piece that I've been chatting to after exchanging numbers, and low and behold we are both in the same establishment.
 
Ended up necking her in front of said work colleagues and going back to hers for a ride.
 
The texts I have been getting off my workmates indicate that I should not look forward to Monday.
 
Fin.
 


Hold on a minute was this place in Glasgow?
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55 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said:

 


Mon the neckies.

Good for you Bud.

 

Agreed.

Never give a f**k what work friends think.

Having a night out with 'work colleagues' and it turn into a decent clubbing night where you get your hole sounds like a job well done.

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8 hours ago, Adam said:

Had a sort of Tinder date last night. Was out with work friends and ended up in a club, giving it big licks on the dance floor like a total bellend.

 

Was texting this wee piece that I've been chatting to after exchanging numbers, and low and behold we are both in the same establishment.

 

Ended up necking her in front of said work colleagues and going back to hers for a ride.

 

The texts I have been getting off my workmates indicate that I should not look forward to Monday.

 

Fin.

 

She had a fin?!?!?!?! That trumps the guy in the Gold forum who shagged a lassie with a hump. :blink:

Pics please. 

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The texts I have been getting off my workmates indicate that I should not look forward to Monday.
 


Was she really that horrific that they couldnt wait to monday to start..
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On 7/8/2017 at 15:30, Adam said:

Had a sort of Tinder date last night. Was out with work friends and ended up in a club, giving it big licks on the dance floor like a total bellend.

 

Was texting this wee piece that I've been chatting to after exchanging numbers, and low and behold we are both in the same establishment.

 

Ended up necking her in front of said work colleagues and going back to hers for a ride.

 

The texts I have been getting off my workmates indicate that I should not look forward to Monday.

 

Fin.

 

So what happened on Monday at work?

Jeezo, these people that tell half a story.

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So what happened on Monday at work?
Jeezo, these people that tell half a story.


Got a bit of slagging, but only from those who wish they could be on the pull rather than in a miserable marriage. My boss was talking to her for ages apparently, she really liked her.

I had another Tinder date last night, ended up getting quite drunk and took her back to my house, even shared a taxi to work today. Three in less than two weeks, I think that's my best ever return.
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26 minutes ago, Adam said:

 


Got a bit of slagging, but only from those who wish they could be on the pull rather than in a miserable marriage. My boss was talking to her for ages apparently, she really liked her.

I had another Tinder date last night, ended up getting quite drunk and took her back to my house, even shared a taxi to work today. Three in less than two weeks, I think that's my best ever return.

 

There's a fine line between toplad and low self esteem.

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Got a bit of slagging, but only from those who wish they could be on the pull rather than in a miserable marriage. My boss was talking to her for ages apparently, she really liked her.

I had another Tinder date last night, ended up getting quite drunk and took her back to my house, even shared a taxi to work today. Three in less than two weeks, I think that's my best ever return.

Slapper.
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