Stellaboz Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Just because you have the worst name I've ever heard is no reason to think you're photo isn't great. Shut the f**k up, Mo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knee jerk reaction Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 (edited) All the online dating apps are great, especially if you are a bit shy as they break the ice for you (that's not an euphemism, lol). I had a few good dates through online dating sites after I split up before meeting my current girlfriend the old fashioned way ie) I was gassed in the pub, seen her look over at me so I went over and used the immortal chat up line "you fancy a drink, doll..." Edited July 22, 2017 by knee jerk reaction 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 On 21/07/2017 at 20:04, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: If you ever need confirmation how much Glasgow girls love their chips, Tinder is the place to go. Right, hold the fucking bus! How do you unmatch? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Right, hold the fucking bus! How do you unmatch? Hey! That was posted before I found out the thing worked. And you obviously haven't checked out the rest of the ladies on there. It's the Rab in a lift equivalent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 9 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Hey! That was posted before I found out the thing worked. And you obviously haven't checked out the rest of the ladies on there. It's the Rab in a lift equivalent. Can't be. Rab in a lift lifts! They sound more like the Full Sellick Kit Davey equivalent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 1 minute ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Can't be. Rab in a lift lifts! They sound more like the Full Sellick Kit Davey equivalent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Aren't you supposed to get each other's phone numbers when you match on tinder? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 1 minute ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Aren't you supposed to get each other's phone numbers when you match on tinder? Are you? Wait, it's that how I've not got laid off it yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Me neither Lisa. Just as well other platforms are available. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Are you? Wait, it's that how I've not got laid off it yet? You're sending the nudes too soon. Make them sweat for it. Then bingo : Hole City. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: I could be totally wrong here, but I have never ever been able to buy it when a female says she cant get her NK. I never said I couldn't, I just said I hadn't got it off Tinder. I'm fussier than I look/have any right to be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Anyway, that's what fetlife's for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 See when yer all using this, are you picky? Or do guys swipe right on everything? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Swipe right without even looking mate. Quantity not quality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 22 hours ago, Busta Nut said: See when yer all using this, are you picky? Or do guys swipe right on everything? Blind. All in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Standards are for hanging doors Hey babe [emoji7] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Actually had quite a few lassies open up conversations saying they love my music taste. Also got a bit of a surprise when I saw that the account I matched with is shared by two lassies (if I'm to actually believe that). [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 61 kilometres is a damn long way to travel just for a lay. Certainly dedicated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 How long into conversation do you let them know you're an absolute weasel, who stood back and watched his dad get a kicking? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Why would you have your settings that far away? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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