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On 13/08/2024 at 20:24, Savage Henry said:

Episode one ten minutes in and it’s an absolute struggle.  The word “celebrity” has rarely done so much heavy lifting. 

Edith, H and Greg.

 

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On 17/08/2024 at 10:02, The Naitch said:

Charlotte was an absolute pain in the arse. Glad she was sacked off early on.

Her face completely freaked me out. So much Botox that it seems to be frozen.

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On 19/08/2024 at 16:06, PB1994 said:

Her face completely freaked me out. So much Botox that it seems to be frozen.

I had to ask the wife if she was recovering from some kind of accident.

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On 20/08/2024 at 17:06, thomas said:

I had to ask the wife if she was recovering from some kind of accident.

years ago, I was watching the X factor with my wife (she makes me watch some guff). Anyway this contestant came on and was an OK singer. The wife felt sorry for him "because he's a burns victim". 

He wasn't a burns victim at all. 

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6 minutes ago, scottsdad said:

years ago, I was watching the X factor with my wife (she makes me watch some guff). Anyway this contestant came on and was an OK singer. The wife felt sorry for him "because he's a burns victim". 

He wasn't a burns victim at all. 

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He must have some good chat or be well endowed.

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Su Pollard is an absolute delight and should be invited as a guest judge at every opportunity.

Anything to keep that absolute bitch Andi Peters away from crushing another celeb's dreams.

 

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19 hours ago, Crazy Days said:

Someone who was on The Traitors is now classed as a celebrity. Seriously time they cancelled this utter crap. If you are going to have celebrities then have then and forget the non-entities.

Non entities but higher standard of cooking.  I think the days of Sue Pollard serving up slop are gone I think.  

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