Guest SeD Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 How did you know she was a witch? 634522[/snapback] She turned me into a newt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 She turned me into a newt! 634527[/snapback] Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SeD Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Really? 634532[/snapback] Er..... I got better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Er..... I got better 634539[/snapback] Burn her anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 After my exertions last night Midges vs Thorns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 After my exertions last nightMidges vs Thorns 635371[/snapback] Hey, what you and Mrs Diamonds get up to its none of our business Toughy though, probably end up a draw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Hey, what you and Mrs Diamonds get up to its none of our business Toughy though, probably end up a draw 635413[/snapback] Hey! I was doing a bit gardening last night chopping down trees and thining some bushes (easy now!) With regard to the contest the midges were easily dealt with (Jungle Formula) but the thorns (in particular bramble - which even have thorns on the back of their leaves) ripped my arms to bits - and had a habit of untying my shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Hey! I was doing a bit gardening last night chopping down trees and thining some bushes (easy now!)With regard to the contest the midges were easily dealt with (Jungle Formula) but the thorns (in particular bramble - which even have thorns on the back of their leaves) ripped my arms to bits - and had a habit of untying my shoes 635423[/snapback] Untied shoelaces vs shoelaces tied together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Untied shoelaces vs shoelaces tied together? 635460[/snapback] The shoelaces tied together is more hazardous to your health I would say (and much more appealing to the slapstick sensibilities!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Lumberjacks vs Transvestites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Lumberjacks vs Transvestites 635616[/snapback] Same thing. Draw Shane Warne v Ashley Giles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Same thing. Draw Shane Warne v Ashley Giles 635620[/snapback] I dont know who ashley giles is so it would have to Shane Warne! Cricket vs Grasshopers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SeD Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 I dont know who ashley giles is so it would have to Shane Warne!Cricket vs Grasshopers 635625[/snapback] The Kung Fu boys every time. The orthodox backward defensive stroke is no match for a flying scissor kick to the jaw. Shinty vs Hurling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 The Kung Fu boys every time. The orthodox backward defensive stroke is no match for a flying scissor kick to the jaw.Shinty vs Hurling 635646[/snapback] No contests the highlanders would run over the top of their poor Irish imitators Fish Vs CHiPS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 No contests the highlanders would run over the top of their poor Irish imitatorsFish Vs CHiPS 635671[/snapback] Chips would batter fish. Beans v Spaghetti Hoops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Chips would batter fish. Beans v Spaghetti Hoops. 635677[/snapback] The beans would blow the hoops away! spork vs traditional cutlery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 The beans would blow the hoops away!spork vs traditional cutlery 635692[/snapback] Spork?? Is that some fancy wasp eating implement? Or a special gadget for removing swans wings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Spork?? Is that some fancy wasp eating implement? Or a special gadget for removing swans wings? 635708[/snapback] A spork is the combination of a spoon and a fork! Check it out - public service posting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 A spork is the combination of a spoon and a fork! Check it out - public service posting! 635713[/snapback] Spork every time as long as it is suitable for swan meat. Saves washing up liquid as well. Reservior Dogs v Pulp Fiction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 A spork is the combination of a spoon and a fork! Check it out - public service posting! 635713[/snapback] Well, going by the opinion of someone who obviously has too much time on their hands the spork, or foon as it is also known sucks!! I pity the foon who doesnt use a spork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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