Homer Thompson Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Ive got to bloody work with him as well. Me v Rupert 657987[/snapback] are there any swans nearby? 657991[/snapback] No matter - BA every time any swans in the vicinity would simply be charmed by him to fight on his side as an unholy swan army of the night. Rupert vs a swan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 No matter - BA every time any swans in the vicinity would simply be charmed by him to fight on his side as an unholy swan army of the night.Rupert vs a swan 658006[/snapback] So who is this mysterious portugese swan strangler then - surely BA and swans are natural enemies like the mongoose and cobra, cat and mouse, lion and wildabeast, Captain Sensible and John McVeigh ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 So who is this mysterious portugese swan strangler then - surely BA and swans are natural enemies like the mongoose and cobra, cat and mouse, lion and wildabeast, Captain Sensible and John McVeigh ... 658025[/snapback] Possibly, but its a fine line between love and hate and enemies often end up as friends. Alternativly, BA could simply be charming the swan for his own ulterior motives swan charmer vs swan strangler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rupert the bairn Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 JUST SCORED A HAT TRICK A wasp, bee and hornet in the office in the space of 1 hour and as a bonus i can see swans in the canal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Possibly, but its a fine line between love and hate and enemies often end up as friends. Alternativly, BA could simply be charming the swan for his own ulterior motives swan charmer vs swan strangler 658043[/snapback] The charmer will have the swans onside - therefore and easy winner Yogi Vs Pooh Vs Rupert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 yogi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 The charmer will have the swans onside - therefore and easy winnerYogi Vs Pooh Vs Rupert 658064[/snapback] A bear knuckle contest, no doubt? rupert is just a pansy in a scarf, first to fall. Pooh has the weight advantage, but as Yogi is smarter than the average bear his cunning comes to the fore and he catches Pooh a killer blow to the honey pot. Yogi vs Top Cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rupert the bairn Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Yogi / Pooh / Rupert 658064[/snapback] What a tag team that would bee bring on the challangers!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rupert the bairn Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 employee v employer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Have we done: African Swallow v European Swallow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Have we done:African Swallow v European Swallow? 658119[/snapback] 'fraid so ... both laden and unladen (Although of course if they were laden there would be two of them) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rupert the bairn Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 wasps, bees and hornetts are a pest at this time of year they fly all over the place and sting you on the rear we have been told that some are violent and ready to have a go but then agaun if you spritely fellow you can chase them round the room and squash them ever so nicely with a witches stylee broom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 employee v employer 658087[/snapback] In the case of Aberdeen council, I'd say it's pretty obvious that the employee has now won - employer forced into a humiliating retreat. GIRUY Public sector v private sector Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Having worked for both, the Private Sector would kick the Public Sector's backside. Too much namby-pamby idiots work for the Public Sector. Private Sector v Private Benjamin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Having worked for both, the Private Sector would kick the Public Sector's backside. Too much namby-pamby idiots work for the Public Sector.Private Sector v Private Benjamin 659414[/snapback] without the private sector there would be no private benjamin Uncle Bens Vs Chinese Take away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Uncle Bens Vs Chinese Take away 659734[/snapback] Uncle Ben's. At least that way you know what you are putting in your curry. Hmmmmmmm, curried swan. John Curry v Robin Cousins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Uncle Ben's. At least that way you know what you are putting in your curry.Hmmmmmmm, curried swan. John Curry v Robin Cousins 659742[/snapback] is there anything you cant do with swan? - it just so vesatile! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Uncle Ben's. At least that way you know what you are putting in your curry.Hmmmmmmm, curried swan. John Curry v Robin Cousins 659742[/snapback] Both guilty of mass poovery of the highest order no score draw, played behind closed doors, or in a closet. closet vs wardrobe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Both guilty of mass poovery of the highest order no score draw, played behind closed doors, or in a closet.closet vs wardrobe 659937[/snapback] as the wardrobe is the gateway to narnia (and a lion and witch) - I would say it would kick ass! Lion Vs Witch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 as the wardrobe is the gateway to narnia (and a lion and witch) - I would say it would kick ass!Lion Vs Witch 660027[/snapback] I dont know any witches, or even how to tell if someone is a witch. But if I had to make an educated guess, Id say the witch would win by turning the lion into a newt and giving him a good kick-in before he got better. newt vs toad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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