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Guest Spanky Rodriguez

SAS v Navy Seal?

SAS easily (except Andy McNab, he's shit). Navy Seal is American for poof

Midget Gems v Sports Mixture

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Got woken up at 6AM by a giant wasp buzzing around the inside of the window at my gf's house, as we had left the windows open cause of the noise.

When I fell back asleep (after I had crapped myself and made her chase it away) I had a horrible nightmare about my room being full of the c**ts when I go home after work!

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Guest Spanky Rodriguez

Not seen any midgies but there has been an unusually large amount of flies going about this year. Either i stink of shit or there really is a problem with them. I also saw a wasp today that was the same size as a small child. I'm not afraid to admit that I wasn't too keen to go at it all guns blazing with a rolled up magazine. Fortunately it flew out the window before i had to take my brave pills :)

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24 without a shadow of a doubt :D

Sandals with white socks v bumbags

Jesus sandals all the way! Which brings us nicely on to

Jesus v Brian?

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Jesus v Brian?

Brian because I know a good lad called Brian. He's a forklift driver :)

Airdrie United v The Taliban

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Just how stupid are bees? There was one battered its head of a window here for a good 5 minutes just then because I couldn't be arsed getting out of my chair to escort it out the open door no more than 8 inches away. They must truly be one of the most stupid and pointless creatures on the face of the planet!

Bees v Silky8

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Just how stupid are bees? There was one battered its head of a window here for a good 5 minutes just then because I couldn't be arsed getting out of my chair to escort it out the open door no more than 8 inches away. They must truly be one of the most stupid and pointless creatures on the face of the planet!

Bees v Silky8

Very harsh on the bees, Keith!

Stupid indeed they may be, but pointless they're not - pollenation(sp?), honey etc.!

So, because they do serve some purpose, the Bees win!

Honey v Strawberry jam.

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