Musketeer Gripweed Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 But ... but ... but .. whoooaaa - hold the, quite literaly, phone! Mobiles kill bees Why am I just finding this out now? We had a huge one in the little girls room the other day, if I'd known whacking it with a mobile would have killed it things would have been so much easier As long as mobiles can't kill swans! Jacko (still undefeated) vs a large whack from a blunt object Depends on the large blunt object I guess. For this purpose we will say it is Larsson. In which case, Jackson hopefully. Gail Platt (the witch) v Wicked Witch of the West Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orlandoblue Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 a large whack from a blunt object. getting a puncture on the motorway v your dug running away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 a large whack from a blunt object.getting a puncture on the motorway v your dug running away I think thats dog dependant, if it were my dog then the puncture wins, Puncture on the motorway Vs The snip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 I think thats dog dependant, if it were my dog then the puncture wins,Puncture on the motorway Vs The snip? No contest - has to be the puncture, Despite Vinnie Jones ponchonce for male genitalia. Vinnie Jones vs My cousin Vinnie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 No contest - has to be the puncture, Despite Vinnie Jones ponchonce for male genitalia.Vinnie Jones vs My cousin Vinnie Joe Pesci in Casino would have Vinnie Jones any day My cousin Vinnie Vs Casino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orlandoblue Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Casino. Horse racing v Dug racing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XaaronPrimus Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Casino.Horse racing v Dug racing Dugs. You don't see them falling over fences and getting turned into glue. Dug racing or pigeon racing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orlandoblue Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Duncan Ferguson. A ned v A toff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Duncan Ferguson.A ned v A toff A toff, particularly if it's Raffles, the Gentleman Thug. On that same theme.... Pathetic Sharks vs Johnny Fartpants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 A toff, particularly if it's Raffles, the Gentleman Thug. On that same theme.... Pathetic Sharks vs Johnny Fartpants? Pathetic Sharks The Sun Vs The Moon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XaaronPrimus Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Pathetic SharksThe Sun Vs The Moon? The Sun. It's Sh*t Hot! The Sun vs The Daily Record Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XaaronPrimus Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Someone answer so we can do Kris Akabusi v Chuck Norris! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Joe Pesci in Casino would have Vinnie Jones any dayMy cousin Vinnie Vs Casino Joe Pesci Vs. Robbie Williams? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 I was in Dublin on Tuesday and came across the Swan Training Institute, this must be where they learn their ninja ways. There was actually a story in FHM last month about a swan that had broken a lady's arm as well. They're evil, I tells ya... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Joe Pesci Vs. Robbie Williams? Joe Pesci. SLJ v N1P? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XaaronPrimus Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Joe Pesci.SLJ v N1P? No idea what either of them are... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 No idea what either of them are... The Fives money pair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 No idea what either of them are... SLJ is about 7ft tall, so I'll say him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Bear vs a Cowboy in a wig? welcome home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Bear vs a Cowboy in a wig?welcome home! The cowboy in a wig, because just as every day has its dawn, and every rose has its thorn, every cowboy has his sad, sad song, even if that cowboy happens to be Kiki Dee. Tartar control mouthwash versus mousemats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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