NotThePars Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 It'll make his first speech as a PM and first PMQs an absolute riot though. Cannot wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Happy May Day (Labour Day) everyone. Now get out there and tell everyone you meet that Labour are campaigning for a Tory Government rather than making deals with the Scottish National Party. Just let that sink in folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I can see what Ed's doing. He's still trying to get a Labour majority, which, like the Tories, WILL NOT happen. He just so happens to have pissed off an entire country's electorate in the process. He will change his tune after the election and beg Sturgeon for hauners. Mark my words. That said, I now wish Slab to be completely obliterated on Thursday. If there is a God, Jimbo will lose his seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Is Millipede planning to rely on various parties on a vote by vote policy IF he wins and runs a minority government? He'll get Trident through with help of the Tories and more socially responsible polices through with the SNP and Liberals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Is Millipede planning to rely on various parties on a vote by vote policy IF he wins and runs a minority government? He'll get Trident through with help of the Tories and more socially responsible polices through with the SNP and Liberals? The second part assumes the SNP are totally ineffectual and will just roll over. Doesn't work like that; a halfway decent group of politicians can use the way the legislative process works to make a Labour government's job virtually impossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 But the Scottish parliament functioned with minority government at its outset? All politicians have a duty that major decisions are still carried through such aa budgetary votes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 How close is the Murphy seat? I think if SNP won every other seat and he kept his, it'd still put a bit of a dampener on the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 How close is the Murphy seat? I think if SNP won every other seat and he kept his, it'd still put a bit of a dampener on the night. This close: On a related note, I just watched Jim's interview with Sally Magnusson, and the only conclusion I can draw is that Murphy is, in fact, a robot. No human functions that way. She rag dolled him throughout, yet his creepy smile remained and he singularly failed to answer one question she put his way. Valiant effort by her though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 ^^^ Been STRONGLY ADVISED who to vote for. Wish he put that on his campaign leaflet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Kevin McKenna@KevinMcKenna631h1 hour ago p***k! p***k! p***k! That is the sound of Jim Murphy sticking pins into effigy of Ed Miliband this morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I see that it is Iain Davidson that is the 'senior labour figure' behind the whispering campaign. Maybe we got him wrong. Bayonetting the wounded wasn't meant for us Nats.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I see that it is Iain Davidson that is the 'senior labour figure' behind the whispering campaign. Maybe we got him wrong. Bayonetting the wounded wasn't meant for us Nats.... Ach well at least he is a c**t to everyone. No discrimination from the ChairChoob. He would be one of the main suspects for the Defcon Fucked comment. Joy of joys. Labour's very own night of the long knives has begun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I see that it is Iain Davidson that is the 'senior labour figure' behind the whispering campaign. Maybe we got him wrong. Bayonetting the wounded wasn't meant for us Nats.... What whispering campaign? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul-r-cfc Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 What whispering campaign? Assuming the one that calls for Murphy to resign after the inevitable defeat next week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Torygraph has had a couple of stories about the knives being sharpened. There's been another paper with a story but I only briefly saw it on Twitter and can't find it for the love of God. The thread for the day after will be 'where to now for Jum?' But that's for another day.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jedi Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 My favourite Murphy skit is still the Spanish guy..http://captiongenerator.com/37342/Scottish-Labour-2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 My favourite Murphy skit is still the Spanish guy..http://captiongenerator.com/37342/Scottish-Labour-2015 It's like the Norman Wisdom sketch, impossible to watch without laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Doesn't Murphy have to resign once Oswald Ad Lib beats him anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Doesn't Murphy have to resign once Oswald Ad Lib beats him anyway? According to Labour's constitution you have to be an elected parliamentarian to be leader. So yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thumper Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 According to Labour's constitution you have to be an elected parliamentarian to be leader. So yes What glorious irony if after all their huffing and puffing it's the Labour Party who end up having to f**k with their constitution after the election. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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