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Top/Bottom Five Christmas Cracker Jokes


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I'm sure we all know the responses to these off by heart. Couldn't think of a full top/bottom five, but no doubt some really rancid examples will occur before the big day.

1. What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

2. What's brown and sticky?

3. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

4. What's blue and fucks old ladies? Never mind :P

-4: At what time do the Chinese go to the dentist?

-3: What do you call a sheep crossed with a kangaroo?

-2: Why did the chicken cross the road?

-1: My dog has no nose. How does it smell?

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