deadasdillinger Posted October 30, 2015 Author Share Posted October 30, 2015 Latest review : Excellent read with some loads of laugh out loud moments. My school years were a few years before the authors but it still brought back memories of our antics. I would thoroughly recommend this book to anyone wanting a laugh while reminiscing about their childhood. He's some man is Fuzzy Bear ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Don't follow this boy's example when it comes to dealing with any unfavourable reviews... Author bottles reviewer in Asda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Don't follow this boy's example when it comes to dealing with any unfavourable reviews... Author bottles reviewer in Asda "If he'd hit me any harder with the bottle I could have died!!!11!!!!" The bottle smashed. Shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Don't follow this boy's example when it comes to dealing with any unfavourable reviews... Author bottles reviewer in Asda Was she a St Johnstone fan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted November 10, 2015 Author Share Posted November 10, 2015 Don't follow this boy's example when it comes to dealing with any unfavourable reviews... Author bottles reviewer in Asda Fucking hell ???? There's been a few one star reviews of Kerby from folk who it obviously offended. The thought of tracking them down half way across the country and bottling them hadn't occurred to me. Am I doing it wrong?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 He certainly gave her one from the top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Fucking hell ???? There's been a few one star reviews of Kerby from folk who it obviously offended. The thought of tracking them down half way across the country and bottling them hadn't occurred to me. Am I doing it wrong?! How many have you sold abroad? The good thing about advertising it on here is that you know it's only a few hours away to be able to kosh the majority of your readership? Grimbo Eta I've still not finished the book yet but I promise the review will be 5 stars & glowing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyBear Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Glad I left a good review. Does that mean I get given a bottle of wine rather than getting it wrapped round my napper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Would this appeal to a 57 year old guy from Stobie, Dundee? Has Granny Danger bought this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted November 10, 2015 Author Share Posted November 10, 2015 He certainly gave her one from the top. I've still not finished the book yet but I promise the review will be 5 stars & glowing! Too bloody right it will be. Glad I left a good review. Does that mean I get given a bottle of wine rather than getting it wrapped round my napper. Yes, you can stack shelves without having to constantly look over your shoulder. Would this appeal to a 57 year old guy from Stobie, Dundee? Has Granny Danger bought this? Literary classics tend to transcend the ages and can be enjoyed by all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Fucking hell There's been a few one star reviews of Kerby from folk who it obviously offended. The thought of tracking them down half way across the country and bottling them hadn't occurred to me. Am I doing it wrong?! I certainly hate books with "disguising language"! Given "bunnies" other reviews on Amazon I'd guess she is one of the girls in your book. "Shaun Smith" and "m" are clearly two of the VLs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted November 12, 2015 Author Share Posted November 12, 2015 I certainly hate books with "disguising language"! Given "bunnies" other reviews on Amazon I'd guess she is one of the girls in your book. "Shaun Smith" and "m" are clearly two of the VLs I think in most if not all of those cases, it's been someone who's featured in the book or knows someone who's featured in the book, albeit under an alias, and has taken umbrage. Oops! Annoyed at "Shaun Smith" - I looked at his Amazon profile and know his actual name - saying the stories are embellished or made up. He was at my school in a different year group but we literally never spoke and he doesn't know me at all, so not sure how he can claim that. Everyone who was in my class or year has loved it and agreed the stories are bang on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry O'Driscoll Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Gairdens? Granny? It's bloody Backies! Granny is a 'football' game here, usually played with a tenny bah. Granny is when you beat somebody to nil at pool or something similar. As in "eh pure grannied yi" ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Derry kens. You read this book? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Granny is when you beat somebody to nil at pool or something similar. As in "eh pure grannied yi" Exactly this, and I'm not from Dundee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted November 12, 2015 Author Share Posted November 12, 2015 Yep, we'll definitely be allowing that usage of the word "granny", that must have been universal. Deeboy, have you checked out the book yet? 9 new reviews tonight, all five-star, delighted with that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Deeboy, have you checked out the book yet? I haven't, I'll probably be buying it as part of the stepfaithers Christmas, feel free to bottle him if he doesn't leave a good review btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted November 12, 2015 Author Share Posted November 12, 2015 I haven't, I'll probably be buying it as part of the stepfaithers Christmas, feel free to bottle him if he doesn't leave a good review btw. ???? Yer poor stepfaither. I hope the poor c**t has a low brow sense of humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted November 16, 2015 Author Share Posted November 16, 2015 SANTA'S CUM EARLY!Mr Claus has emptied his baw juice all over those fine chaps at Amazon and telt them that asking £1.99 for "Kerby" was bang out of order! As a result they've agreed to slash it to a mere 99p for five days only.Well in, old boy. Now go put some clothes on ya mad old pervert.http://tinyurl.com/pfg3t7n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted November 16, 2015 Author Share Posted November 16, 2015 Pitchy in it? Pitchy? We may have called it something else... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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