deadasdillinger Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Geoffrey Jeffries snapped out of his psychotic haze just long enough to offer McNeill a cup of tea. McNeill did not answer. Unbeknownst to McNeil, the freshly consumed penis of Philip Jeffries' lay lurking in his father's chest cavity. 'Do you know, McNeill, that the odds of me finding a wife with the same first three letters of our forenames must be astronomical?' McNeill did not know how to respond to such an irrelevant statement, especially as the pungent waft of Geoffrey's freshly squeezed jobby permeated every cubic inch of the kitchen and blood squirted profusely from where Philip's penis used to be as his unconscious body lay neatly, almost too neatly, beside the heavily feces ridden body of his mother. 'Black and two su...' Geoffrey got as far as uttering before Philip's regenerated penis, which had quadrupled in size, exploded from his chest and attacked the bamboozled face of McNeill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Gasping for breath, Geoff found the strength to roll over and whisper in Phil's unassuming ears."Jet fuel can't melt steel beams." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Rare footage of Philip Jeffries' mutated penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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