TxRover Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 3 hours ago, Mackie The Staggie said: I think I've just come across the most American thing possible....... Begs the question…was she stupid enough to tuck a loaded gun, with a round in the chamber, and either no safety or the safety off, in the rolls of her belly fat? It seems she was…and I, for one, am deeply disappointed that God didn’t answer the prayers for her to receive a Darwin Award. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 Begs the question, what or who else is she hiding in there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 19 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Begs the question, what or who else is she hiding in there. At the current prices for food at those games, probably a buffet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 On 29/08/2023 at 21:52, Mackie The Staggie said: I think I've just come across the most American thing possible....... She must have some size of a belly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 2 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: She must have some size of a belly. She’s American… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: She’s American… Although given that Fox et al will constantly tell you the cities are full of liberal elites and that some shitty outer suburb of Houston where they drive bro-trucks, drink shit beer and listen to worse music because they want to be outlaws but are actually mortgage brokers is the 'real America'; I'm almost glad that the most American thing to ever happen happened on the south side of Chicago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagane Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 4 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: She must have some size of a belly. And she comes from lochgelly 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binos Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 11 hours ago, dagane said: And she comes from lochgelly She doesny have a telly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 On 30/08/2023 at 21:23, TxRover said: At the current prices for food at those games, probably a buffet. Does that include the coffin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 2 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: Does that include the coffin? It’s just a flesh wound… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 At least the crazier Americans only resort to gun violence over really, really important issues... "JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) - A 3-year-old child and two adults were fatally shot late Saturday at a Florida apartment complex during an apparent dispute over the sale of a dog, authorities said." from https://www.wsaz.com/2023/09/25/toddler-2-adults-fatally-shot-during-argument-over-dog-sale-authorities-say/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 3 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: At least the crazier Americans only resort to gun violence over really, really important issues... "JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) - A 3-year-old child and two adults were fatally shot late Saturday at a Florida apartment complex during an apparent dispute over the sale of a dog, authorities said." from https://www.wsaz.com/2023/09/25/toddler-2-adults-fatally-shot-during-argument-over-dog-sale-authorities-say/ Dear God, I was in Forida the week before last. I wasn't trying to buy a dog right enough. Makes you think though. A woman was eaten by an alligator too. There should be a travel warning on this hellhole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 9 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Dear God, I was in Forida the week before last. I wasn't trying to buy a dog right enough. Makes you think though. A woman was eaten by an alligator too. There should be a travel warning on this hellhole. I don't think I've ever heard of anyone being eaten by a gator that wasn't a direct consequence of either negligence or fucking around and finding out. They pretty much sit still and wait for prey to land in their mouth most of the time unless you're in water with them (and why the f**k would you get in the water with one?) so to get caught and scoffed by one is a Darwin award level stupidity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 18 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Dear God, I was in Forida the week before last. I wasn't trying to buy a dog right enough. Makes you think though. A woman was eaten by an alligator too. There should be a travel warning on this hellhole. While there is a general U.S. travel advise/warning notice on UK.gov, Florida has its own little publication…nay mention o’gators: https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/467109/digitialAdviceForBritsToFlorida.pdf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 8 minutes ago, djchapsticks said: I don't think I've ever heard of anyone being eaten by a gator that wasn't a direct consequence of either negligence or fucking around and finding out. They pretty much sit still and wait for prey to land in their mouth most of the time unless you're in water with them (and why the f**k would you get in the water with one?) so to get caught and scoffed by one is a Darwin award level stupidity. That's what I was told on my Everglades tour as well, but I prefer ill informed conjecture. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 10 minutes ago, djchapsticks said: I don't think I've ever heard of anyone being eaten by a gator that wasn't a direct consequence of either negligence or fucking around and finding out. They pretty much sit still and wait for prey to land in their mouth most of the time unless you're in water with them (and why the f**k would you get in the water with one?) so to get caught and scoffed by one is a Darwin award level stupidity. 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: That's what I was told on my Everglades tour as well, but I prefer ill informed conjecture. They’re getting more mobile…how fast are you, Sarge? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 6 minutes ago, TxRover said: They’re getting more mobile…how fast are you, Sarge? Ground speed isn't an important factor. The first 50 yards are in your head IE don't go within 50 yards of anywhere danger lurks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: Ground speed isn't an important factor. The first 50 yards are in your head IE don't go within 50 yards of anywhere danger lurks. Then what the f**k were you doing in Florida, let alone the U.S., without hiring someone from Div’s elite “Bodyguard Agency” (coming soon). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 Just now, TxRover said: Then what the f**k were you doing in Florida, let alone the U.S., without hiring someone from Div’s elite “Bodyguard Agency” (coming soon). My wife was there to use as a human shield in any unforeseen circumstances. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 45 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: At least the crazier Americans only resort to gun violence over really, really important issues... "JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) - A 3-year-old child and two adults were fatally shot late Saturday at a Florida apartment complex during an apparent dispute over the sale of a dog, authorities said." from https://www.wsaz.com/2023/09/25/toddler-2-adults-fatally-shot-during-argument-over-dog-sale-authorities-say/ Wait, was it a Bully XL? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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