DA Baracus Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I'm hoping for thunder and lightning later. I love thunder and lightning. And all the dogs will hide, making it harder for the Romanian gangs to steal them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Actually it's 'the gays' getting married that causes the thunder and lightning. But they get a kick-back in the form of leather jackets and moustache oil from the Romanians. It's an international, intersexuality criminal conspiracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Romania's awash with stray dugs. Nae need tae steal any. Probably Bulgarians Anyway not only is London roasting but ma windaes at home face right into the direct sunlight pretty much from noon until sunset so my room's like an oven and, at work, (with no air conditioning) half the walls and roof are covered in huge windows and so's the roof; it gets the sunlight all fucking day. Turns it into a conservatory. Annoyingly the room next to me is the server room which has a state of the art AC system to keep it cool at all times whereas I need to sit here and sweat ma baws aff all summer long. It's freezin' in winter as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Factor 15 for me, I'm not taking any chances. Grimbo Ps I can't listen to Martha every again after that insipid duet by them 2 old farts ruined it permanently. Kudos Grim, I can usually manage the once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Heatwave, you Northern European types make me laugh. I assume the media will be full of stories about railway lines warping, roads melting and auld folk dropping like flies?I mind when I was in Australia it rained once and the news had cars being swept down the streets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 You would think that but thunder is actually created by these Romanian gangs, forcing dogs to run into hiding places which the gangs have set up beforehand, thus making it easier for them to steal. Actually it's 'the gays' getting married that causes the thunder and lightning. But they get a kick-back in the form of leather jackets and moustache oil from the Romanians. It's an international, intersexuality criminal conspiracy. Maybe, in a terrible turn, all Romanians are gay? Romania's awash with stray dugs. Nae need tae steal any. Probably Bulgarians That's because that's where they keep all the ones they've nicked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Kudos Grim, I can usually manage the once. 3 cans of monster & a sugar butty is the secret remedy Zen lad. But don't let it out, it's murder to get back in. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Maybe, in a terrible turn, all Romanians are gay? That's because that's where they keep all the ones they've nicked. You want to call all Romanian dog thieves 'woofters' go ahead, brave man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 You want to call all Romanian dog thieves 'woofters' go ahead, brave man. I would, but I don't know any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted June 30, 2015 Author Share Posted June 30, 2015 Forecast is for 20c at midnight tonight and also Wednesday night (Glasgow area) http://www.taps-aff.co.uk/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I'm already just sat in my undies watching Holby, Jesus H, sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I'm currently stuck to the leather sofa, it's no life for a vegetarian. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Been shite here today, roasting but only a few glimmers of clear sunshine. Took a funny look when girlfriend came in and saw me perched over the laptop tapless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 At least you had your trousers on this time.Her knickers oan yer heed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I usually have that over with by mid morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Speedo shorts will be on show tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Mind and put the rolled up sock on the front side and not the rear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Mind and put the rolled up sock on the front side and not the rear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Just played fives indoors in that. Do not want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted July 1, 2015 Author Share Posted July 1, 2015 Some 'intense' thunderstorms later today apparently. You can track the lightning on the link below: http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/public/weather/observation/rainfall-radar#?map=Lightning&fcTime=1435687200&zoom=6&lon=-3.83&lat=56.80 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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