mrcat1990 Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 I've had about 16-20 birds. Ex just sent me a tongue ooot oh mah days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 I've had about 16-20 birds. Ex just sent me a tongue ooot oh mah days.^^^At his Gran's bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 I've had about 16-20 birds. Ex just sent me a tongue ooot oh mah days. Are you having a stroke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 I've had about 16-20 birds. Ex just sent me a tongue ooot oh mah days. This week? Not bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Maybe I was paraphrasing.I can confirm that Oscar Wilde is very unlikely to have ever said "she'd get ma boaby" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 I can confirm that Oscar Wilde is very unlikely to have ever said "she'd get ma boaby" *cough, bullshit, cough* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constance_Lloyd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Must be into group sex, as we suffer from a multiple personality disorder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Bought a tin of that in matt finish for my dining room. You had a fat slag on a mat in your dining room? ETA, the most bonkers game of Cluedo ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 You had a fat slag on a mat in your dining room? She compliments the drapes beautifully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Redhead. Big knockers. Booming curves. I am a man of simple tastes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 I've had about 16-20 birds.^^^Ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Small, latino looking, dark hair, wee tits. Basically my wife, who despite being from the Hilltown in Dundee is always asked if shes Spanish/Italian - usually by wee arseholes that want to pump her tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Small, latino looking, dark hair, wee tits. Basically my wife, who despite being from the Hilltown in Dundee is always asked if shes Spanish/Italian - usually by wee arseholes that want to pump her tbf. She's a good ride to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 She's a good ride to be fair. Thats why I married her m9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Thats why I married her m9. Her cooked breakfasts are renowned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 *cough, bullshit, cough* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constance_Lloyd Point stands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 the guys on here that don't like tits are all potential BEAST material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Redhead. Big knockers. Booming curves. I am a man of simple tastes. See above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 It's not about looks guys, it's all about personality......is she funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 It's not about looks guys, it's all about personality......is she funny? Deefiant's missus can queef in the key of C# if this helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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