Wilky1878 Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 V disappointed in the gentlemen of PnB. 3 hours you've left this selfless angel of the NHS hanging and not one offer of a lift? For goodness sakes read between the lines chaps and take the hint. Show Ms Cuddy some chivalry, then the excitement and euphoria of seeing Mr Williams live and maybe even take her for a wee kebab on the way home. She'll be putty in your hands boys, putty in your hands.... No need for that if she puts the heating up full and opens all the windows her car will be fine... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidC Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 On 12/12/2015 at 00:46, Stephen Malkmus said: Is your marriage on the rocks? Not sure about asking out that fit burd who lives downstairs? Need some help losing your VLs? Have you been kb'd by an "...average-y looking cocktease"? Welcome to the P&B relationship advice thread, inspired by Mr. Bairn's attempts to reconcile his overpowering teenage hormones with decent human behaviour. This thread has been started so that P&B's combined thousands of years of relationship experience can unite to provide Dear Dierdre-esque advice to those who are confused and perhaps sexually frustrated. I'll start off with a simple query. I've been seeing a girl for about 6 weeks but we only ever really see each other at weekends. Should I buy her something for Christmas or is it too soon? I am pretty skint and I'm not even sure if I like her in a "serious" way, but I don't want to come across as a Scrooge-like character. I'm married and happyyy!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, DavidC said: I'm married and happyyy!! You were told you to say that, weren't you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 Just now, Zen Archer Esq. said: You were told you to say that, weren't you? Fucksake! She's probably still there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 Who was @Throwaway_tosser ? Who is @DavidC ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 8 hours ago, DavidC said: I'm married and happyyy!! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 9 hours ago, DavidC said: I'm married and happyyy!! David is a very odd name for a woman. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 On 06/06/2017 at 19:45, Bobby Skidmarks said: Invite Throbber and Thrubber round to spice up the evening. Is this the Camberwick Green Dogging Society ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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