topcat(The most tip top) Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 17 hours ago, banana said: Call screening is a coward's approach. Instead have calls from her rerouted to some fake girlfriend service in Sweden. I can't be the only one that wants to ask... What's a "Fake Girlfriend Service" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Just now, topcat(The most tip top) said: I can't be the only one that wants to ask... What's a "Fake Girlfriend Service" The same as a fake boyfriend service, only with women. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 17 hours ago, banana said: some fake girlfriend service in Sweden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Malkmus Posted September 23, 2016 Author Share Posted September 23, 2016 23 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Are @Stephen Malkmus and his fancy chocolate eating bescarved burd still together? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fizzled out like a fart in a breeze. And I am highly disappointed to see that this thread has led to more relationships breaking up than strengthening. Where is the love? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 2 hours ago, Stephen Malkmus said: And I am highly disappointed to see that this thread has led to more relationships breaking up than strengthening. Where is the love? How you doin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 On 9/23/2016 at 04:54, mizfit said: I had an ex who pulled the topping herself card. My solution was saying okay and walking out her flat. She messaged me an hour later calling me all the names under the sun. Then said she'd decided against killing herself. Her number was blocked that night. My mate had a gf like this back in school.......he offered to hold he coat! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 20 hours ago, Stephen Malkmus said: 23 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Are @Stephen Malkmus and his fancy chocolate eating bescarved burd still together? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fizzled out like a fart in a breeze. And I am highly disappointed to see that this thread has led to more relationships breaking up than strengthening. Where is the love? It died in 2003, following that utterly shite Blackeyed Peas and Justin Timberlake song. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 When im sober the ladt hing i want is a burdWhen im drunk i feel like i wantb burd Whits that about 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 When im sober the ladt hing i want is a burdWhen im drunk i feel like i wantb burd Whits that about Maybe your spellchecker is fucked? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Just now, Bobby Skidmarks said: Maybe your spellchecker is fucked? Not as fucked as he is though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Maybe your spellchecker is fucked? Keyboards > phone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 Just now, itzdrk said: Keyboards > phone TBF anything is better than the human interface. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 When im sober the ladt hing i want is a burdWhen im drunk i feel like i wantb burd Whits that about Sober - appreciate being single. Drunk - wants hole. It's a fairly common tale really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 On 23/09/2016 at 23:20, Stephen Malkmus said: 23 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Are @Stephen Malkmus and his fancy chocolate eating bescarved burd still together? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fizzled out like a fart in a breeze. SAhould have gone for the fancy chocolates 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 16 hours ago, NorthernJambo said: Sober - appreciate being single. Drunk - wants hole. It's a fairly common tale really. Tinder thread for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 I don't know how people can move on so quickly after a break up. If/when my wife gives me the heave I'll probably end up living in the streets within a week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Throwaway_tosser Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 6 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I don't know how people can move on so quickly after a break up. If/when my wife gives me the heave I'll probably end up living in the streets within a week. Agreed. I am looking forward to living like a monk for a little while. Sort myself out health-wise and maybe focus on kicking the career up to the next level. Can't even think of dealing with a bird right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 13 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I don't know how people can move on so quickly after a break up. If/when my wife gives me the heave I'll probably end up living in the streets within a week. The best thing really is getting it out your system. I found that shagging all i could greatly helped. Not once did I think I was getting into a relationship with any of them even though I went back fairly regularly. Regarding ex's it really is out of site out of mind, as the saying goes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 1 minute ago, tree house tam said: The best thing really is getting it out your system. I found that shagging all i could greatly helped. Not once did I think I was getting into a relationship with any of them even though I went back fairly regularly. Regarding ex's it really is out of site out of mind, as the saying goes. Tbf I broke up with my girlfriend on Friday and I feel fine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 3 minutes ago, Marr1 said: Tbf I broke up with my girlfriend on Friday and I feel fine Had yer hole yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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