Spain Posted January 1, 2016 Author Share Posted January 1, 2016 expatownerJiang Zemin (Captain) - President of China for a whileFrederik Willem de Klerk - South African good guyRobert Mugabe - President of Zambia and all-round good eggSilvio Berlusconi - past Italian stallionHosni Mubarak - President of Egypt for a whileImelda Marcos - Filipino shoe collectorBoutros Boutros-Ghali - Egyptian politicoArnold Palmer - gouferBurt Bacharach - American songwriter / pianistBoris Spassky - past chess championDesmond Tutu - Bishop South AfricaMikhail Gorbachev - Soviet good guyFidel Castro - President of CubaMichael Hesaltine - nice hatchet man for ThatchCharles Aznavour - singer BONACCORD11 .Fernando Ricksen captain 2. Clint Eastwood3. George Bush sr 4. Kirk Douglas5. Michael Douglas6. John Hurt 7. Michael J Fox 8. Billy Connelly 9. Richard Harrison ( old man from Pawn Stars )10.Charlie Sheen11.Sean Connery12.Burt Reynolds13.Fidel Castro14.Harrison Ford 15.Betty White (actress in golden girls ) Mr Bairn1. Fernando Ricksen (Ex footballer, 39)2. Gordie Howe (Ice hockey legend, 87)3. Bill Kenwright (Former Everton chairman, 70)4. Wesley Pipes (Award winning porn star, 46)5. Joey Lee Feek (Musician, 49)6. Rene Angelil (Singer and husband of Celine Dion, 73)7. Anthony Booth (Former actor, 84)8. Pat Harrington Jr (American actor, 86)9. Howard Marks (Welsh drug smuggler, 70)10. Don Newcombe (Baseball legend)11. Glen Campbell (American country music singer, 79)12. Lynne Stewart (Islamic terrorist, 76)13. John Cantlie (ISIS hostage, 45)14. Bhumibol Adulyadej (King of Thailand, 88)15. Mark Farren (Irish former footballer, 33) CAPTAIN SpainAbu Bakr al Baghdadi 28/07/1971 Age 44 Leader of ISISJoey Feek 07/09/1975 Age 40 Country & Bluegrass StarHoward Marks 13/08/1945 Age 70 Drug BarronCharlie Sheen 03/09/1965 Age 50 ActorJohn McVie 26-Nov-45 Age 70 Fleetwood Mac BassistFrankie Muniz 05-Dec-85 Age 30 ActorNichelle Nichols 28/12/1932 Age 82 Lt. UhuruFernando Ricksen 27-Jul-76 Age 39 Retired FootballerVivian Campbell 25-Aug-62 Age 53 Def Leppard GuitaristValerie Harper 22-Aug-39 Age 76 ActressMichael Collins 31-Oct-30 Age 85 AstronautJerry Maren 24-Jan-20 Age 95 Last Surviving "Munchkin"Donald Trump 14-Jun-46 Age 69 WalloperMartin Shkreli 01-Apr-83 Age 32 HIV Drugs ProfiteerSultan Kösen 10-Dec-82 Age 33 World's tallest man the snudge1. Yasuhiro Nakasone - ex president of Japan - 27/5/18 aged 972. Little Sammy Davis - blues musician - 28/11/28 - aged 873. President Assad - President of Syria - 11/9/65 - aged 50CAPTAIN 4. Val Kilmer - actor (shite batman) - 31/12/595. Fernando Ricksen - ex footballer - 27/7/28 aged 306. Frankie Muniz - actor - 5/12/85 aged 307. Kathy Bates - actor - 28/6/48 aged 678. Dave Navarro - musician - 7/6/67 aged 489. Rafael Amayo - actor - 30/7/48 aged 6710. Betty White - actor - 17/1/22 aged 9311. Vinnie Neil - musician - 8/2/61 aged 5412. Randy Travis - musician - 4/5/59 aged 5613. Reszo Nyers - ex president of Hungary - 21/3/23 aged 9214. John Popper - blues musician - 29/3/67 aged 4815. Tim Curry - actor - 19/4/46 aged 69 Savage Henry1. Clive James (born October 7, 1939) - Will Australia tor Australia take back the ashes? ©2. Valerie Harper (born August 22, 1939) - Mary Tyler Mourn3. Fernando Ricksen (born July 27, 1976) - Will he ‘follow follow’ Rangers and die? Hopefully so.4. Garth Hudson (born August 2, 1937) - It Makes No Difference (If you die)5. Victoria Derbyshire (born October 2, 1968) - I’ve never liked Derbyshire anyway.6. Bhumibol Adulyadej (born December 5, 1927) Thai-me to die.7. Martin Crowe (born September 22, 1962) - Drive to the boundary funeral home8. John Cantlie(born “1970/71”) I can’t lie either, I want you dead, John. Go on the ISIS!9. Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi (born “sometime in 1971”) Nice, gentle chap from the Middle East.10. Zsa Zsa Gabor (born February 6, 1917) - if she doesn’t die this year, she never will.11. Suge Knight (born April 19, 1965) - If he dies, I’ll suge ahead in the the league table.12. Don Rickles (born May 8, 1926) - Rickles in a pickle.13. Bea Wain (born April 30, 1917) - Be A Wear of Bea Wain’s impending demise.14. Tommy Chong (born May 24, 1938) - Chong gone.15. Glenn Campbell (born April 22, 1936) - He was the linesman for Ross County, but he can't remember when. DespPhil Gartside (capt) - Bolton F.C ChairmanJack Charlton - Irish guy, apparentlyJoost van der Westhuizen - ex South African Rugby playerFernando Ricksen - former Rangers playerBilly McNeill Clive James - him aff the tellyWilko Johnson - musicianJohan Cruyff - Dutch footballerNigel Lawson - former Tory MPSepp Blatter - Innocent of all chargesHugh Jackman - all round bawbagMartin Crowe - former NZ cricketerJake "The Snake" Roberts - former WWF wrestlerEddie Large - the big one from Little & LargeAretha Franklin - singer JustOneCornetto1 Gordon Banks (30/12/37) - Goalie2 Carlos Alberto (17/7/44) - Right Back3 Tommy Gemmell (16/10/43) - Left Back4 Nobby Stiles© (18/5/42) - Enforcer5 Jack Charlton (8/5/35) - Centre Back6 Jose Santamaria (31/7/29)- Centre Back7 Raymond Kopa (13/10/31) - Right Mid8 Johan Cryuff (25/4/47) - Striker9 Just Fontaine (18/8/33) - Striker10 Sandro Mazzola (8/11/42) - No.1011 Rob Rensenbrink (3/7/47) - Left Mid12 Paul Madeley (20/11/44) - Sub Defender13 Fernando Ricksen (27/7/76) - Sub Midfielder14 Jimmy Greaves (20/2/40) - Sub Striker15 Bobby Moncur (20/9/44) - Sub Defender Staff Sergeant DignamMiley CyrusMartin SheenJack NicholsonJustin BeiberPete Doherty (captain)Peter TobinJohnny AdairGerry AdamsPaul GasgcoineJune Brown (Dot in Eastenders)Judy MurrayJoan CollinsLiz Dawn (Vera from Coronation St)Bill ClintonGerard Houillier D.V.T.Faye Dunaway - Actress (Chinatown) Clive James - Australian broadcasterJohn Goodman - Actor (Big Lebowski, Roseanne)Murray Walker (captain) - F1 commentatorLiz Smith - Actress (The Royle Family)John Surtees - F1/Motorbike World ChampionHosni Mubarak - Ex Egyptian PresidentChristopher Plummer - Actor (Danny Collins)Eileen Derbyshire - Actress (Coronation Street)Rob Ford - Ex Toronto MayorMick Fanning - SurferBilly Connolly - ComedianRatko Mladic - Bosnian/Serb war criminal Dickie Bird - Cricket UmpireBruce Forsyth - Presenter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 1, 2016 Author Share Posted January 1, 2016 Jersey BudKenny Samson [Ex Arsenal Footballer} CaptainCliff Richard {Singer/Kiddyfiddler [allegedly} Burt Reynolds {Actor}Eddie Large {Comedian allegedly}Lester Piggot [Jockey/Tax Avoider}Prunella Scales [Mrs Fawlty}Caroline Aherne {Mrs Merton}Sepp Blatter [Fifa Conman}Liz Dawn {Vera Duckworth}Jack Nicholson {Actor}Bruce Forsyth [TV Bloke]Paul Gascoigne {Flute Player/Wife Beater}Sinead O Connor [irish Bird}Martin Crowe {NZ Cricketer}Oscar Pistorius {Sharpshooter} JasonElgin1 - Abe Vigoda (Actor) Captain2 - Jerry Lewis (Actor/Singer)3 - Bob Barker (Tv Host)4 - Olivia de Havilland (Actress)5 - Chuck Berry (Musician)6 - Fats Domino (Musician)7 - Honor Blackman (actress)8 - Betty White (Actress) 9 - Mr. Fuji (Wrestler)10 - Tony Bennett (Musician)11 - Prince Phillip (Royalty)12 - Stan Lee (Comics)13 - Burt Bacharach (Musician)14 - Jimmy Greaves (Footballer)15 - Eric Caldow (Footballer) weirdcalGene wilder (willy wonka)Muhamed ali (boxer)Zsa zsa Gabor (perma pick)Gazza (footballer)Ian Brady (moors murderer)Bruce forsyth (captain)Malcolm Young (acdc)Clive James (tv, predicted own death)Joost van der Westhuizen (rugby personFernández ricksen (firework enthusiast)Hosni murbarek (Egyptian bloke)Michele Morgan (French actress)Peter Sutcliffe (nice guy)George gaynes (actor - lesard in police academy)Fidel Castro (cuban) qos_751 - Jimmy Young, Former Radio 2 DJ2- Denis Norden: TV presenter3- Clive James, Australian TV Presenter and writer.4 Bruce Forsyth Entertainer5 Bill Maynard - Actor6 - Jane Freeman, Welsh Actress, Ivy from Last of the Summer Wine7- Peter Sallis; Voice of Wallace in Wallis & Gromit8- Brian Cant, Childrens TV Presenter of 70s & 80s. CAPTAIN9- Nancy Reagan: Former First Lady of the USA10- João Havelange, the Brazilian 7th President of FIFA11- Olivia de Havilland, Actress12- Abu Mohammed al-Adnani British born, member of ISIS terrorist group.13- George H.W Bush . Former President of the USA.14- Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, Leader of ISIS terrorist group15- Johnny Vegas, Entertainer. Miguel SanchezCormac McCarthy (American author of several books turned into quite dull films. Old. Captain.)Toni Morrison (American author of several books. Even older.)Gordie Howe (Extremely old hockey player who has a stroke every other week it seems. It's unlikely he'll feature in any UK obituaries if he goes but if one exists, I'll find it.)Bruce Forsyth (I couldn't live with myself if I left him off and he chucked it.)Johann Cruyff (Gotta love those cigarettes. Seems more likely to die than Pele.)Murray Walker (It says a lot for modern medicine that Formula 1 has two one drivers vegetating and I think that Murray Walker will die first.)Zsa Zsa Gabor (Presumably the only thing keeping her alive is the quantity of inorganic materials that make up her person. A bit like the opposite of Robin Williams at the end of Bicentennial Man.)Jack Nicholson (Not had a film in a while. Looks very old.)Clive James (hey he looks close to death)Paul Gascoigne (It's a wonder he's still here, really.)Ray Reardon (Snooker hasn't had a death in a while, and he's really old.)Muhammad Ali (Beats out Pele in the "Iconic sportsman from the 70s" stakes.)Roman Polanski (Child rapist and occasional film director.)Kirk Douglas (I never realised he was still alive but can end that confusion this year.)Woody Allen (That nervous fella that's in all those Woody Allen movies.) tree house tamTony Bennett, Rolf Harris,Zsa zsa Gabor, Abu Bakr al Baghdadi, Chuck Berry, Willie Nelson, Kirk Douglas, Valerie Harper, Dick van Dyke, Hugh Hefner, Malcolm Young,Muhammad Ali, Prince Philip, Michael J Fox, Pamela Anderson. microdaveRolf Harris - BeastGary Glitter - BeastPrince Phillip - Royal racistGazza (captain) - Fitba player (rtd)Britney spears - Princess of PopWill Smith - ActorBill Cosby - Beast (allegedly)Richie Sambora - GuitaristBono - Do-gooderBilly Connolly - Funny GuyPete Docherty - SingerKanye West - ©RapperBobby Charlton - BawbagJack Charlton - Bawabag's brotherBrad Pitt - Actor Bert Racoon1.) Matt Hardy 2.) Jimmy Snuka3.) Stephen Fry4.) Sean Connery5.) Dick Van Dyke6.) Dick Dale (captain)7.) Bobby Heenan8.) Ian Watkins (beast) 9.) Barrie Chase10.) Rolf Harris11.) Morrisey12.) Ric Flair13.) Jackie Stallone14.) Martin Crowe15.) Helen Fawkes thisalBashar al-Assad. President of Syria. (Capt.)Gene Wilder. Comic actorMel Brooks. Comedian Director.George HW Bush Sr. Former US president.Duke of Edinburgh.Alan Brazil Former footballer radio presenter.Glen Campbell. Country SingerVal Kilmer Actor.Lestor Piggott. Former Jockey.Buddy Greco. Singer pianist member of ratpack.Jill St John. Bond GirlAnn Jones Former Wimbledon Champion.John Noakes. Blue Peter presenter.Rodney Bewes. ActorRichard Baker. Former newsreader. Broadcaster. DA BaracusKirk Douglas – Spartacus himself, although if he does die will loads of other folk offer to take his place in the crematorium?Tom Baker – There will be no regeneration for him.Bette Midler – Why not?George Bush snr – Sired the world’s most stupid man. Also had his memoirs destroyed in a fan based accident, leading to an angry confrontation with a neighbour.Jim ‘The Anvil’ Neidhart – Years of drug abuse will surely catch up to him soon and result in that long awaited ‘Hart Attack’.Derek Riordan – Will surely be stabbed in a scheme or perish from a glue sniffing overdose. Willie Nelson – Old country c**t.Janet Jackson – It could happen.Billy Connelly (captain) – The ‘Big Yin’ will soon be ‘The Deid Yin’.Sean Connery – Die and Let Die.Mr T – This will be an accident. He’ll fall in the sea and the weight of his jewellery will drag him to his briny demise.James Caan – James Caan’t.Angela Lansbury – Has she written her own death yet?50 Cent – This is more in hope really. It would be a delight if someone killed this utter p***k.Marge Simpson – Please. She’s such an arsehole and poor Homer deserves so much better. She’s a bigot, a nag, an idiot and a fucking bore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 1, 2016 Author Share Posted January 1, 2016 Lex1) George Bush Snr - MY CAPTAIN 2) Sir Alex Ferguson3) Sir Bobby Charlton 4) Jimmy Carter5) Dustin Hoffman6) Stuart Hall (Broadcasting pedo)7) Rolf Harris8 ) Michael Heseltine9) Pele10) John Greig ( Old Club old captain )11) Gary Player (golfer)12) Andrew Fairlie ( Scottish TV Chef and 2 michelin star restaurant owner at Gleneagles )13) Billy McNeil ( Ex Ceptic captain and manager )14) Muhammad Ali15) Nick Hewer (apprentice) David McGDavid Huddleston - actor Murray Walker - F1Zsa Zsa - actress Kirk Douglas - actressGeorge Gaynes - actressDale Winton - supermarket sweepBobby Heenan - wrestling managerBruce Forsyth - presenter Shia LaBeouf - actorSepp Blatter - fifaGazza - footballerTerry Wogan - djFernando Ricksen - footballerJake lamotta - boxer [captain]Liz Smith - actress Mr Rational1 - Charlie Sheen, probably in a cocaine filled sex orgy kind of way.2 - Malcolm Young - AC/DC axe player (Captain)3 - Clive James - Aussie Broadcaster4 - Harrison Ford - doing the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs5 - Mohammed Ali - Boxer6 - Scott Putesky - Manson's guitarist7 - Tommy Chong - professional stoner8 - Howard Marks - professional smuggler and stoner9 - Vera Lynn - we won't meet again10 - Bill Cosby - Rohypnol lover11 - Billy Graham - God botherer12 - Bruce Forsyth13 - Shir Sean Connery - Milkman14 - Nancy Reagan - let them eat cake15 - Joaquin Guzman - Mexican drug lord AsimButtHitsASixDuke of Edinburgh (Racist Greek)Jimmy Carter (Former President)Sir Ian McKellen (Gay Wizard)Sir David Attenborough (Legend)Jimmy "Superlfy* Snuka (Wrestler/Murderer)Martin Chivers (Footballer)Muhammed Ali (Draft dodger)Vivienne Westwood (Designer)Wilford Brimley (Actor)Wajima Hiroshi (Yukozuna)Sir Peter Tapsell (Tory p***k)Chris Moyles (Tosser)George Foreman (Grill Salesman)Bobby Charlton (Combover Devotée)Captain (Kirk): Bill Shatner (Canadian) 53_and_countingBilly McNeil (Captain)Bruce ForsythMicheal DouglasKirk DouglasCharlie SheenRoger MooreDavid AttenbroughPaul GascoigneMicheal SchumacherJimmy GreavesZsa Zsa GaborAngela LansburyPrunella ScalesRolf HarrisStuart Hall invergowrie arabGazza - police negotiatorFrankie Muniz - actorStephen Fry - tv presenter with no tv show left to live for (captain)Muhammad Ali - BoxerCheryl Cole - singerHugh Jackman - ActorJim McLean - United legendKen Buchanan - boxerBilly Joel - musicianDavid Hasslehoff - actorDiana ~Ross - singerAbdullah Occalan - leader of the PKKAbu Bakr Al Baghdadi - Caliph of ISIL leaderNorman Tebbit - politicianDuke of Edinurgh -Duke BigBadBassRockJimmy YoungAnn Clwyd MPLester PiggottJoan CollinsPrunella ScalesRichard BransonLewis HamiltonBruce ForsythBobby CharltonPeleMick JaggerPaul Gascoigne Edward Snowden Sir Tom JonesNeil Kinnock (captain ) DeeboyPat Liney - Dundee league winning goalie.Rodney Sneijder - Footballer. Wes' brother, hangs on his coat tails, ecto jake.Clarke Carlisle - Footballer. Arsehole. MY CAPTAIN.Pele - Footballer, viagra dealer.Johan Cruyff - invented the turn. Kenny Dalglish - has a cuteish daughter. Uwe Seeler - German footballer. Martin Crowe - Cricketer. Russell Brand - Heroin addict. Arsehole. Brian Cox - Dundonian Actor - played Bob Sergaent.Suge Knight - Rapper. Yoko Ono - Midget, married a beatle. John Glenn - Space Cadet. Jimmy Connors - Tennis player. Per Tomas Brolin - Footballer, now resembles the pilsbury dough man. Grim O'Grady1. William G Stewart - here's 15 to 1 to go. CAPTAIN2. ian brady - kiddy killer kunt3. Brian Cant - time to play away4 Kirk Douglas - I'm Sparticus5. Michael Douglas - I'm the son of Sparticus6. Zsa Zsa Gabor - Drop Dead Darling7. George Bush Senior - A bird in the hand8. George Bush junior - is worth 2 in the bush family9. Doris Day - Que sera sera10. Peter Salis - last of the last of the summer wine 11. Chuck Berry - losing his ding-a-ling12. Vera Lynn - about to meet again, don't know why hopefully in 2016.13. Catherine McGreggor - off to the little house in heaven14. abu sayyaf - isil be heading to mecca15. Bruce Forsyth - he's had a good game nessies long lost ghost1. Joost van der Westhuizen - 20th September 1971 – Former Rugby player – Captain2. Billy Graham - 7th November 1917 – Buckled Christian asshole3. Clive James - 7th October 1939 – Author4. George Kennedy - 18th February 1925 - Actor5. Howard Becker - 18th April 1928 – Sociologist6. Jurgen Habermas – June 18th 1929 - Sociologist7. Lynne Stewart - 8th October 1939 – Lawyer in Jail8. Muhammed Ali - 17th January 1942 – Boxing legend9. Peter Berger – 17th March 1929 - Sociologist10. Robert Mugabe - 21st February 1924 – Zimbabwe tyrant and a fucking c**t11. Thomas Luckman - 14th October 1927 – Sociologist12. Zsa Zsa Gabor - 6th February 1917 – Actress13. Fernando Rickson - 27th July 1976 – Former Footballer14. Hosni Mubarak - 4th May 1928 – Former Egypt President15. Claire Hollingworth - 10th October 1911 – Former Journalist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 1, 2016 Author Share Posted January 1, 2016 Michael W1. Joost Van Der Westhuizen (CAPTAIN) - former SA rugby player2. Fernando Ricksen - Former Rangers player3. Bruce Forsyth - "entertainer"4. Jim Bowen - Bullseye5. Martin Crowe - Former NZ cricketer6. Kenny Sansom - Former Arsenal player7. Howard Marks - Criminal turned author8. Abu bakr al-baghdadi - ISIS leader9. Ian Hamilton QC - former advocate10. Muhammad Ali - "surely this year"11. Ian Brady - murdering scumbag12. Glen Campbell - country singer13. Clive James - "surely this year"14. Robert Mugabe - Surprisingly young-looking old b*****d15. Valerie Harper - Actress sureiknowNancy Reagan. Captain.Olivia de Havilland.actress Harry Dean Stanton. Actor Clive James. Presenter Glen Campbell. Singer Val Kilmer. Actor Harry Belafonte. Singer David Prowse. Actor Richard O'Sullivan. Actor Tony Bennett. Singer Jimmy Carter. Ex President Glynn Edwards. Actor Windsor Davis. Actor Peter Sallis. Actor Jean Alexander. Actress The NaitchMartin Crowe - cricketer (22/9/62) *CAPTAIN*Fernando Ricksen - footballer (27/7/76)Joost van der Westhuizen - rugby player (20/2/71) Nelle Harper Lee - author (28/4/26)Dame Vera Lynn - singer (20/3/17)Zsa Zsa Gabor - actress (6/2/17)Joao Havelange - former FIFA president (8/5/16)Peter Sallis - actor (1/2/21)Billy Graham - evangelist (7/11/18)Gudrun Ure - Supergran (12/3/26) George Bush Snr - former US President (12/6/24)Clive James - broadcaster (7/10/39)Valerie Harper - actress (22/8/39)Lynne Stewart - US lawyer (8/10/39)Olly Croft - BDO founder (17/11/29) pub car king1-Olivia de Havilland. Old actress 2-Clive James. Writer This p***k needs to put up or shut up. 3-Kirk Douglas. Spartacus 4-Joost Van Der Weasthuizen. Rugby player CAPTAIN 5-Fernando Ricksen. Former footballer 6-Sinead OConnor. Singer 7-Peter Sallis. Wallace 8-Scott Hall. Washed up wrestler 9-Ray Wilson. World cup winner 196610-Valerie Harper. Actress11-Zsa Zsa Gabor. Old actress 12-Mel Brooks. Director13-Stirling Moss. Homophobic former driver.14-Murray Walker. Commentator15-Prince Philip. Old Bigot Sergeant Wilson1. Zsa zsa Gabor, what's left of her,captain2. Roger Moore3. Kirk Douglas4. Freddie Jones, Sandy from Emmerdale 5. Freddie Starr ( apparently non beastly comedian)6. Stuart Hall (Beastly Commentator)7. Bush Senior8. Yoko Ono9. Jackie Stallone (Sly's Maw)10. Jerry Lee Lewis11. Dave Prowse, Darth Green Cross Code12. Tommy Docherty13. Leonard Cohen14. Prince Philip15. Ian Brady EnigmaSean ConneryTam Dalyell, 9/8/1932Stephen Hawking, 8/1/1942Henry Kissinger, 27/5/1923 Michael Schumacher, 3/1/1969 CAPTAINGeorge H. W. Bush, 12/6/1924Murray Walker, 10/10/1923Joost van der Westhuizen 20/1/1971Fernando Ricksen, 27/7/1976Jimmy Carter, 1/10/1924Billy Connolly, 24/11/1942Glen Campbell, 22/4/1936Henry Sandon, 10/8/1928Ted Robbins, 11/8/1955George R. R. Martin, 20/9/1948 ebbes20silkcutDick van dyke, actorNicholas Parsons, presenterBruce Forsyth, nice to see him, to see him dieAlex Ferguson, alky b*****ds.Paul Gascoigne, as above.Lesley Phillips, ooh I say,Jim McLean, reporter thumping ex manager.Prince Philip, bigoted racist royal.Burt Reynolds, actor.Tony Bennett, crooner.Billy McNeil, ex Celtic.Bill kenwright, Everton chairman.Clive James, ex tv presenter.Peter alliss, the been losing the open now could finish himShane McGowan, pogues frontman. (Captain) wisbit1-Zsa Zsa Gabor, Actress and socialite.2-Joao Havenlange, Served as the 7th FIFA president.3-Herman Wouk, Author.4-Olivia de Havilland, Actress. 5-Kirk Douglas, Actor.6-Peter Sallis, Actor., 7-Vera Lynn, Singer songwriter and actress.8-Richard Adams, Author of watership down9-Billy Graham, Evangelist10-Buhimadol Adulyadej, King of thialand.11-Martin Crowe, Cricketer12-Joost van der Westhuizen, Rugby player (captain)13-Jake Lamotta, Boxer.14-Lesley Phillips, Actor15-Eddie Large, comedian CyclizineClive JamesMichael Schumacher - F1 driverPrince Philip - Duke of EdinburghBashar al-Assad - President of SyriaVojislav Šešelj - Serbian MP and alleged war criminalVivian Campbell - Def Leppard guitaristJackie Storrar - Scottish country music singerJohan Cruyff - Dutch footballerDick Cheney - American ex-VPDavid Attenborough - NaturalistStephen Hawking - PhysicistHelmut Kohl - German ex-ChancellorAbu Bakr al-Baghdadi - leader of ISILFidel Castro - Cuban presidenteJoost van der Westhuizen - South African ex-rugby player GingetteCaptain joist van der westhuizin (former springbok)Oscar pistorius - murdererMary berry - bakerCharlie Sheen - winning actorDavid steel - Scottish lib dem chapOzzy Osborne - bat head biterKim jung Un - hair model and north Korean leaderBruce forsythe - wig wearerPrince Phillip - the Greek Fernando ricksen - former player of former club rangersJoan Collins- actress and former shoulder pad wearerSepp blatter- fifa crookPaul gasgoigne - former footballer and amateur fisherman Fidelity castro - cigar smoker of CubaCaitlin Jenner's - the kardashian's new step mum and former Decathlete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 1, 2016 Author Share Posted January 1, 2016 Aberfeldy1. McCauley Culkin - Child actor2. Billy McNeil - Ex Celtic Manager3. Paul Gascoigne - Well known Angler4. Dame Vera Lynn - Female singer5. Ken Dodd - Tax Evader6. Lester Piggot - Horse Riding Tax Evader7. Dustin Hoffman - Cross Dressing Actor8. Clint Eastwood - Magnum carrying Police Actor9. Pia Zadora - Butterfly Actress10. George Bush Snr - 41st President of US11. James Hewitt - Prince Harry's Old Man12. Bernie Ecclestone - F1 top man13. Cheryl Fernandez Versini - X-Factor Skeleton14. Charlie Watts - Rolling Stone Drummer15. David Trimble - Ulster Orangeman and Team Captain. Sweaty MorphGlynis Johns (5/10/1923) Actress CAPTAINGordon Banks (30/12/1937) Ex GoalieWindsor Davies (28/8/1930) ActorClive James (7/10/1939) AuthorAngela Landsbury (16/10/1925) ActressVera Lynn (20/3/1917) SingerHarper Lee (28/4/1926) NovelistZsa Zsa Gabor (6/2/1917) ActressKirk Douglas (9/12/1916) ActorGene Wilder (11/6/1933) Willy WonkaDoris Day (3/4/1924) ActressDick van Dyke (13/12/1925) Cockney chimney sweepBruce Forsyth (22/2/1928) "Entertainer"Geoffrey Palmer (4/6/1927) ActorJimmy Carter (1/10/1924) Former U.S President Mo WonderboyEdward Furlong (Ex Actor/Current Junkie) **CAPTAIN**OJ Brigance (NFL Player)Chaz Bono (Chers Transgender Offspring) Darren Wilson (Started the Ferguson Riots)Gino Odjick (Former Hockey Player)Scott Stapp (Creed Lead Singer)Tom Sizemore (Actor)Kevin Sessums (Journalist)Brooke Mueller (The Sheen Shagger)Bret Michaels (Musician)John McCririck (Horse Racing)Jen Arnold (TV small person)Tom Billington (Wrestler)Faizon Love (Chubby Actor/Rape Apologist)Rob Kardashian (Waster From Fame Hungry Family) lollsJoost Van Der Westhuizen - rugby playerJohnnie Beattie - now you see him......now you don'tPaul Gascoigne - self destructing ex-playerGeorge Bush Senior - time for this ex president to goFernando Ricksen - ex-playerGlen Michael - paladin & rusty the dog's palPrince Philip - auld racistMuhammad Ali - legendSuge Knight - Convict producerBobby Brown - Death attracting ex singerGerard Depardieu - Wine guzzling frenchieBashar Al Assad - Syrian loonballBruce Forsyth - Time for him to dance off into the sunsetGordon Banks - KeeperClive James - antipodean broadcaster DBACAPTAIN - Joost van der Westhuizen - Former Rugby Union PlayerPhil Gartside - Bolton Wanderers ChairmanBilly Graham - Christian EvangelistJerry Maren - Wizard of Oz MunchkinBhumibol Adulyadej - King of ThailandThor Hansen - Poker PlayerMartin Crowe - Former New Zealand CricketerZsa Zsa Gabor - Invincible BeastMark Salling - Glee ActorOskar Gröning - Nazi c**tJohn Edward Szeles - The Amazing Johnathan - MagicianRené Angélil - Canadian Singer/ManagerPat Harrington Jnr - American ActorGeorge Bush Snr - Former U.S. PresidentOJ Simpson - Murderer Ross.1) Fernando Ricksen 27/07/76 (Captain)2) Prince Philip 10/06/213) Sir Sean Connery 25/08/304) Rod Stewart 10/01/455) Billy Connolly 24/11/426) Robert De Niro 17/08/437) Oscar Pistorius 22/11/868 ) Michael J Fox 09/06/619) Muhammad Ali 17/01/4210) Ozzy Osbourne 03/12/4811) Fidel Castro 13/08/2612) Steven Hawking 08/01/4213) Charlie Sheen 03/09/6514) Bashar Al-Assad 11/09/6515) Hugh Hefner 09/04/26 alta-peteCher (Captain) - 20/5/46 - SingerFernando Ricksen - 27/7/76 - Footballer and all round good guyJimmy Tarbuck - 6/2/40 - Entertainer and released without chargePrince Philip - 10/6/21 - this year?Kate Moss - 16/1/74 - clothes horseRonnie Corbett - 4/12/30 - entertainerGeoff Capes - 23/8/48 - strongmanRoger Moore - 14/10/27 - James BondArnold Palmer - 10/9/29 - golfer and Master FreemasonRoy Chubby Brown - 3/2/45 - 'comedian'Val Kilmer - 31/12/59 - Iceman and BatmanJoost van der Westhuizen - 20/2/71 - rugby and MNDJack Nicholson - 22/4/37 - actorGordon McQueen - 26/6/52 - footballerNikolai Valuev - 21/8/73 - boxer and politician Bluetoon87Stephen Hawking, CAPTAINFernando Ricksen, ex footballerMichael Douglas, actorMichael Barrymore, tv hostPaul Gascoigne, ex footballerDiego Maradona, sameBruce Forsyth, tv hostPrince Phillip, Liz's manPaul Daniels, magicianRonnie Corbett, comedianMuhammed Ali, ex boxerGeorge Michael, singerJoost Van Der Westhuizen, ex rugby playerPete Doherty, musicianZsa Zsa Gabor, actress. speckled tangerine1. Gay Byrne (captain- 5/8/34) Irish talk show legend infamous for Boyzone's shite live auditions.2. Berry Gordy (28/11/29) Motown impressario and allround playa.3. Peter Sallis (1/2/21) "More cheese Gromit" artiste who also had a long career playing a thick auld twat for Sunday evening telly.4. Peter Allis (28/2/31) Golfing raconteur who may be buying a round in the 19th hole in the sky.5. Joni Mitchell (7/11/43) Will it be a "Big Yellow Taxi" this year for the singer?6. Norman Tebbit (29/3/31) Evil Tory b*****d with any luck getting on his bike and joining his old boss in hell.7. Oskar Groening (10/6/21) Convicted Nazi war criminal, but as right-wingers go still a nicer guy than above.8. Liam Cosgrave (13/4/20) Ancient former Irish Taoiseach.9. Tim Peake (7/4/72) Every chance he might be the first British man not to return from space.10. Scotty Moore (27/12/31) Elvis' guitarist back in the 50s.11. Jim Bowen (20/8/37) Darts quiz host and blue comedian. BFH? We'll see.12. George Foulkes (21/2/42) Perma-pished Labour Peer who could well do a "Bonham" after the election results in May.13. Gudrun Ure (12/3/26) Hangabout. Lookout. For Supppergrannnn. (80s Tv show for younger players.)14. John Noakes (6/3/34) Blue Peter host who may well fall into the sea looking for Shep again.15. Chris Farlow (13/10/40) Untalented and very ugly 60s popster who could well be "Out of Time" in 2016. cal234eyMartin Crowe - Cricketer ( C )Valerie Harper - ActressArturo Vidal - FootballerMorrissey - SingerPaul Gascoigne - FootballerRene Angelil - SingerStedman Bailey - NFL playerLinda Ronstadt - SingerCaroline Aherne - ActressMuhammed Ali - BoxerSteve Gleason - NFL playerFernando Ricksen - FootballerClive James - Author etcBhumibol Adulyadej - Mr ThailandJoost van der Westhuizen - Rugby Player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 1, 2016 Author Share Posted January 1, 2016 craigiemackMikhail Gorbachev ©- Soviet Union LeaderNobby Stiles- Engurland World Cup WinnerBill Oddie- Wildlife extraordinaireBob Geldof- Boomtown Rats Prince Philip- Dictators HusbandJohan Cruyff- Genius Michel Platini- ControversialSimon Gregson- Steve McDonald in CorrieDick Van Dyke- Hollywood StarHugh Hefner- ShagaholicMuhammad Ali- Half Decent BoxerDonnie Munro- Ex Runrig SingerVictoria Derbyshire- BBC punterDarren Jackson- Ex Sellick and Dundee Utd playerJohn Major- The p***k's p***k. The MasterDuke of Edinburgh (Captain)Kim Jong-UnGeorge H.W. BushDes LynamFidel CastroVera LynnPeter SallisIan BradyPaul GascoigneMuhammad AliLord (Peter) CarringtonFrank Williams (actor)Jim McLeanBruce ForsythPeter Vaughan pawpar1. David Starkey - Historian (03/01/45)2. Valerie Harper - Actress (22/08/39)3. Kitty Kallen - Singer (25/05/22)4. Glen Campbell - Singer (22/04/36)5. Zsa Zsa Gabor - Actress ( 06/02/17)6. Olivia De Haviland - Actress (01/07/16)7. Cheryl Fernandez Versini - Singer (30/06/83)8. Charlie Sheen - Actor (03/09/65)9. Owen Wilson - Actor (18/11/68)10. Winona Ryder - Actress (29/10/71)11. Kay Starr - Singer (21/07/22)12. Jimmy Young - Singer (21/09/21)13. Tony Bennett - Singer (03/08/26)14. Sinead O' Connor - Singer (08/12/66)15. Harry Belafonte - Singer (01/03/27) Sloop John B1. (Captain.) Martin Crowe2. Mick Foley 3. Jake Roberts 4. Johan Cruyff5. Gerd Muller6.Gordon Banks7. Fernando Ricksen8. Kenneth Cope9. Zsa Zsa Gabor10. Clive James11. Kirk Douglas12. Bruce Forsyth13 Jacques Chirac14. Roger Bannister15. Peter Sallis Gareth_GlasgowIan Brady (murderer, 1938 - Captain)Muhammad Ali (boxer, 1942)Glen Campbell (musician, 1936)Bruce Forsyth (entertainer, 1928)Gary Glitter (beast, 1944)Stephen Hawking (physicist, 1942)Val Kilmer (actor, 1959)Tom Lehrer (satirist, 1928)Shane MacGowan (musician, 1957)Liza Minnelli (daughter, 1946)Denis Norden (presenter, 1922)Sinead O’Connor (musician, 1966)Fernando Ricksen (footballer, 1976)Phil Spector (murderer, 1939)Alex Trebek (TV host, 1940) paulathameDouglas Hurd --capLord Peter CaringtonGerald KaufmanPrince PhillipJimmy CarterBush senior Henry KissingerBuzz Aldrin Jean-Marie Le PenClive JamesKim jong un North Korean leaderFido CastroMikhal GorbachevRober MugabePope benedict Eednud1. Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, husband of Liz2. Alan Gilzean - one of my heroes and hope he doesn't3. Michael Caine (captain) - Alfie actor4. Bill Wyman - a stoned beast5. Sophia Loren - had nice tits6. Jack Nicholson - probably dead for years and been using a body double7. Robert Duvall - crap football manager8. Archie McPherson - nose picker9. HRH Princess Beatrix of the Netherlands (the ex Queen)10. Kate Moss - annoying c**t 11. Dame Maggie Smith - beyond her prime12. Jack Straw - Lying c**t aka a politician13. James Kelman - writer14. Jimmy Armfield - no bad commentator and player in his day for a pom15. Jim McLean - Tyrant AryjLamar Odom - captain - BasketballMuhammad Ali - BoxerWes Scantlin - Puddle of Mudd vocalistPaul Gascoigne - FootballerAustin Carlile - Of Mice and Men vocalistKeith Richards - Rolling Stones Martin Rowe - Cricketer Jooat Van der Westhuizen - RugbyFidel Castro - DictatorBurt Reynolds - ActorRic Flair - WrestlerThomas Libous - New York SenatorClive James - AuthorBilly Connolly - ComedianBill Cosby - Comedian ArabdownunderDiego Maradona (captain) Handball exponentMalcolm Young AC/DC GuitaristRobert Mugabe Freedom Fighter/Murderous DespotJohan Cruyff Total FootballerFidel Castro Raul's big brotherBetty White Golden girlPrince Phillip Greek sailor & notorious racistJim McLean Football manager & bampotHelmut Kohl Ex-German ChancellorClive James Professional smartarseDesmond Tutu Seth Efrican archbishopJulian Assange Honorary EcuadorianMuhammad Ali The GreatestAretha Franklin Blues Brothers actressAmanda Bynes Actress Ned_NederlanderVladimir Morera Bacallao - Cuban Political Prisoner (Capt.)Salah Abdeslam - Paris SuspectMullah Fazlullah - Taliban Leader (possibly already dead!)John Rigas - US Businessman & CrookSinead O'Conner - Sinead O'GonnerMartin Crowe - Kiwi CricketerHoward Marks - Drug Smuggler/AuthorGladys Hooper - Auldest Brit (as with every year)Bhumibol Adulyadej - King Of DielandJohan Cruyff - Totalled FootballerIan Brady - Painfully hopefullyAbu Bakr al-Baghdadi - ISIS LeaderChris Rea - Road To HeavenJimmy Carter - Peanut FarmerZsa Zsa Gabor - C'mon tae f'ck !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 1, 2016 Author Share Posted January 1, 2016 AberdeenBud1 Clive James - Not long now surely2 Ayatollah Khamenei - Gamble but rumored Cancer3 Zsa Zsa - indestructible but can't drop her now4 Rob Ford - Big C back for the corpulent ex Mayor5 Muhammed Ali - Seems to be permanently worsening6 Martin Crowe - Kiwi ex-Cricketer on way out - CAPTAIN7 Val Kilmer - Nutter8 Anthony Booth - Lefty actor with famous daughter.9 Abu Muhammad al-Adnani - Senior ISIS bogey man10 Glen Campbell - US Country Singer with Alzheimers.11 Rene Angelli - Mr Celine Dion has terminal throat cancer12 Gordon Banks - Battling cancer again13 Fernando Ricksen - already past MND diagnosis14 Howard Marks - Terminal ill legend.15 Joost van der Westhuizen - MND suffering Egg Chaser DrewDonAbu Bakr al-Baghdadi © Queen Elizabeth II Prince Philip, Duke of EdinburghFidel Castro George H. W. Bush Henry Kissinger Paul Gascoigne Hosni Mubarak Ricky Tomlinson Barbara Windsor Jimmy Carter Drew BarrymoreBobby Brown Ali Khamenei Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud. JamieStevenson 1. Fernando Ricksen, 39, Football. (Captain)2. Martin Crowe, 53, Cricket.3. Rene Angelil, 73, Singer/Manager.4. Val Kilmer, 56, Actor.5. Dez Cadena, 54, Guitarist.6. Gay Byrne, 81, Presenter.7. Ian Brady, 77, Moors Murderer.8. Howard Marks, 70, Drug Smuggler.9. Joost Van Der Westhuizen, 44, Rugby.10. Clive James, 76, Jack of all trades.11. Terry Funk, 71, Wrestler.12. Paul Gascoigne, 48, Football.13. Bruce Forsyth, 87, Presenter.14. Muhammad Ali, 73, Boxer.15. Barry Humphries, 81, Dame Edna! Ben TwillyCAPTAIN Kirk Douglas 09/12/1916 - this year it must be his turn. However if by any chance he hangs on he will stay on the list next year until he gives me some points!Henry Kissinger 27/05/1923 - German born US of A Secretary of State.Cliff Mitchelmore 11/12/1919 - Presenter of Nationwide back in the dayPete Murray 19/09/1925 - Radio One DJ back in the day. Zsa Zsa Gabor 06/02/1917 - time for a few extra zzzzzzzz's for good old Zsa Zsa.George Bush Snr 12/06/1924 - George Bush Juniors dad, immediately succeeded Abraham Lincoln as president.Berry Gordy 28/11/1929 - its time to face the music for the Inventor of MotownBilly Graham 07/11/1918 christian evangelist aka bible bashing fruitcakeBurt Reynolds 11/02/1936 – it’s time for this actor to Deliverance me some points Tommy Docherty 24/04/1928 [Football Manager]– its full-time for the DocFats Domino 26/02/1928 –singer Ain’t that a Shame I think he might die this yearAlbert Finney 09/05/1936– famous ActorHarry Gregg 27/10/1932 – Footballer & survivor of Munich air crashLiz Smith 11/12/1921 – Actor [Nana in Royle Family]And finally Richard Baker 15/06/1925 - Newsreader back in the day LoonsYouthTeamJoos van der Westhuizen (Captain and Ex-South African egg chaser)Jackie Stallone (Astrologer/ Reality TV Z-lister/ Sly's Maw)Jimmy Carter (Ex-President of USA)Zsa Zsa Gabor (Actress/ Dead Pool mainstay)Kirk Douglas (Actor/ Michael's Da)Dick Van Dyke (Actor/ Cockney Accent Expert)Prince Philip (Sponger/ Racist)Muhammad Ali (Conscientious Objector/ Boxer)Dennis Norden (Comedian/ Presenter)George Gaynes (Actor/ Police Academy Commandant)Bill Maynard (Actor/ 1970s Yorkshire Scoundrel)Peter Sallis (Actor/ Claymation Star)Clive James (Author who is ill)Martin Crowe (New Zealand Cricketer)Stanley Baxter (Scottish Actor from black and white days) Sherrif John BunnnellBernie MadoffBobby "The Brain" Heenan"Superstar" Billy Graham - WrestlerBruce ForsythTerry WoganPrince PhillipHosni MubarakMalcolm Young - AC/DCFeranndo RicksenPaul GascoignePaul McGrathKenny SansomGraeme SounessMenzies CampbellVictoria Derbyshire ChoirBairnBobby Charlton (captain)Billy McNeill 'Deadly' Doug EllisLawrie McMenemyJoao HavelangeLennart JohanssonSir Bruce ForsythJack Bannister (cricket)Olivia De HavillandDame Vera LynnNancy ReaganPrince PhillipJimmy YoungKirk DouglasCliff Michelmore mozam76Phil Gartside (Bolton Wanderers Chairman b. 1952) *Capitano*Clive James (Poet, Author, you name it, b.1939)Billy McNeill (Celtic player/gaffer/hero, b.1940)Jim McLean (Dundee United gaffer & pugilist, b.1937)Fernando Ricksen (ex Rangers etc b.1976)Charlie Sheen (American Aid worker, b.1965)Joost Van Der Westhuizen (ex springbok, b.1971)Gordon Banks (ex goalie and 1966 cheat, b.1937)Shannon Doherty (ex Beverly Hills 90210, b.1971)Jimmy Greaves (nothing without a Saint, b.1940)Stephen Hawking (Stargazer, b.1942)Bruce Forsyth (chin up Tess, b.1928)Muhammad Ali (GOAT, b.1942)Jim Devine (ex Labour cheat, b.1953)Carol McGiffin (Loose Woman, b.1960) FuctifanoMartin Crowe (captain)Joost vd WesthuizenBilly Graham (preacher)Billy Graham (wrestler)Clive JamesValerie HarperCliff MichelmoreGlen MichaelHoward MarksSinead O'ConnorBruce ForsythAli Brownlee (BBC presenter)Everton Weekes (cricket)Neil Harvey (cricket)Ali Carter (snooker) dave_binosBruce Forsyth - tv presenter.Jackie Stallone - Sly Stallone's mum. Appeared on celeb bb a few years back and been in a few films.Kirk Douglas - actor. CAPTAINPrince Philip.Irwin Corey - actor and well known comedian in America.Normal Lloyd - famous actor in America between 50's - 1980's.Ian Lavender - actor - was in dad's army.Frank Williams - actor - was in dad's army.Jim Brown - actor from a dirty dozen.Gene Wilder - actor in charlie and chocolate factory.Dick Van Dyke - actor in chitty chity bang bang.Doris Day - actress in call the midwife.Jack Nicklaus - ex golfer.Donald Sutherland - actor in the hunger games.Eva Marie Saint -actress. won academy award for best supporting actress in ''on the waterfront". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 1, 2016 Author Share Posted January 1, 2016 Jarkko WissCaptain. Fernando Ricksen, 27/7/76Muhammad Ali, 17/1/42Martin Crowe, 22/9/62Joost van der Westhuizen 20/2/71Duke of Edinburgh 10/6/21Clive James 7/10/39Sir Tom Farmer 10/7/40Jake "The Snake" Roberts 30/5/55Michael Schumacher 3/1/69Pope Benedict XVI, 16/4/27Bill Ward 5/5/48Vince McMahon 24/8/45Fidel Castro 13/8/26Suge Knight 19/4/65Oscar Pistorius 22/11/86 NjordJoey Feek (40) my Capitan, and 2016 Grammy nominee who would collect it after the Greek shite.Rob Ford (46) if the fat,drugs and mental issues don't get him, the cancer will.Christine Felshcherinow (53) child prozzie/junkie only famous because she's not fae Dundee.Catherine Wybourne (?) , the digital nun.Martin Crowe (53) professional cancer sufferer.Christy Dignam (55) Aslan bhoyErrol Christie (51) gone from battered in the ring to battered in the lung.Jenny Diski (68) author, nothing to do with pratchettSanta Claus (@70). Big cheese at the North PoleBill Kenwright (70) Mr jenny seagrove.John Hurt (75) nailed onIan St John (77) , you kill me greavsieJimmy greaves (75), hopefully saint, hopefullyHoward Marks (70) junkieRené Angelil (73) Mr Dion smparBruce Forsyth (presenter)Pete Doherty (singer in the Libertines)Prince PhilipSir Bobby CharltonYoko OnoDalai Lama (the current one, obviously, Tenzin Gyatso)Muhammad Ali (boxer, and I'll take him as my captain).Michael J Fox (actor)William Roache (plays Ken Barlow in Coronation Street)Cliff Richard (singer)Charlie Sheen (actor)Freddie Star (comedian, apparently)June Brown (plays Dot Cotton in Eastenders)Jimmy Carter (former U.S. president) OddyHal Holbrook (Reverse Benjamin button w**k)Tony Green (darts Counting w**k)Phil Gartside (Running Bolton in to the ground w**k)Jao Havelange (Non-Blatter w**k)Dickie Bird (Cricket Counting w**k)John Sillet (Coventry FA Cup win Managing w**k) CAPTClaudia Cardinale (foxy Italian Actress w**k)Donald Rumsfeld (Bush Administration w**k)Peter Salis (More Cheese Grommitt w**k)Liz Smith (Royal Family Nana w**k)Henry Kissinger (Peace Prize for bombing folk w**k)Bob Dole (Bob Dole w**k. Bob. dole.)Fats Domino (Fat man w**k)Brian Cant * (Fiddling in the Gazebo w**k) Topol (if I were a dead man w**k) RaidernationBill Cosby CAPTAIN (pervert/beasty TV "icon")Joseph Ratzinger (Former Popey-type)Ian McNeice (Actor; How can he still be alive, he's so damn fat?)Glen Campbell (Wichita Lineman surely it's time to be a Headstone Cowboy)Jerry Lewis (US comedian, painfully unfunny)Keith Richards (Musician, Pretty sure he's already dead just hasn't stopped moving yet!)Donald Trump (Twat!)Stan Lee (A Marvel he's still going strong)Michael Douglas (Actor, wasn't he supposed to go a few years ago? Another Clive James?)Pete Townshend (Musician, was only researching, allegedly)Buddy Guy (Blues guitarist, Dam Right I've Got The Blues if he pops his clogs)Doris Day (Squeaky clean actress now a recluse, so for all we know she's already died and has been eaten by her pets)Sir Alex Ferguson (Vewy pwoud former Dons manager, not sure what happened to him?)Bill Manynard (Another fat actor who surely is due to lose his hearbeat this year)William Shatner (time to be in a box in the kirk) lichtgilpheadJoost van der Westhuizen 20/2/71 SA Rugby player (Captain)Valerie Harper 22/8/39 Rhoda/Mary Tyler Moore ShowWilko Johnson 12/7/47 Feelgood guitaristBilly Graham 7/11/18 God bothererDaisy Berkowitz (Scott Putesky) 28/4/68 ex Marilyn Manson GuitaristMalcolm Young 6/1/53 ex AC/DC guitaristIan Brady 2/1/38 Mass MurdererNancy Reagan 6/7/21 Ronnie's wifePaul O'Grady 14/6/55 Crap C4 presenterLiz Dawn (Vera Duckworth) 8/11/38 Corrie ActressGeorge Bush (Senior) 12/6/24 Soon to be dead Ex-President of the USAJimmy Carter 1/10/24 Another soon to be dead Ex-President of the USAFidel Castro 13/8/26 CommieMikhail Gorbachov 2/3/31 Another commieMartin Crowe 22/9/62 NZ Cricketer GordieBoy80Prince Philip ©Jo GuestJim Ross aka Good ol' JR (wrestling commentator)Bobby "The Brain" Heenan (former wrestling manager)Abe VigodaZsa Zsa GaborEli WallachMichael DouglasKirk DouglasCharlie SheenThe QueenBetty WhiteDoris DayVladimir PutinBarack Obama Once A Rover always a Rover1. Robert Mugabe2. Vera Lynn3. Zsa Zsa Gabor ©4. Phil the Greek5. Peter Sallis6. Jean Alexander7. Kirk Douglas8. Billy Graham (preacher)9. Chuck Berry10. Dick Van Dyke11. Nancy Reagan12. Angela Lansbury13. Hugh Hefner14. Benedict XVI15. Michael Heseltine ZiggyFernando Ricksen (Capt)Tom O'Connor (ex non-comedian)Emperor AkihitoGeorge Bush SeniorRobert MugabeFreddy Jones (emmerdale actor)Bruce ForsythMuhammad AliDavid AttenboroughPrince Philip Daphne Fowler (Egghead)Olivia De Havilland (old actress)Kirk DouglasRobbie ColtraneJohn Goodman Bold RoverChris Rea - on Road to Hell 4/3/51 - captainBilly McNeill - Lisbon Mufassa 2/3/40 Prince Philip - Greek diplomat 10/6/21Jimmy Young - misnamed radio presenter 21/9/21Liam Cosgrave - ex Taoiseach 13/4/20Nawaz Sharif - PM of Pakistan 25/12/49Brian Wilson - Californian popster 20/6/42Stephen Hawking - Professor of Elocution 8/1/42June Spencer - Archeress 13/11/24George H W Bush - Dubya's dad 12/6/24Hosni Mubarak retired dictator 4/5/28Kenyon Wright - political canon 1/1/32Olivia de Havilland thespianess 1/7/16 George Wendt - Cheers Norm 17/10/48Douglas Hird - Thatcher Flunkie 8/3/30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 1, 2016 Author Share Posted January 1, 2016 50/50 WinnerHoward Marks ©Aretha Franklin John KerryRolf HarrisBill Crosby Jim Bowen Gazza Frank BrunoDavid Attenborough Stephen Hawkins Trevor Mcdonald Tommy Chong Angela LansburyJune Whitfield Burt Kwouk weejack1. Bruce Forsyth (Captain) - TV Personality2. Esther Rantzen - TV Personality3. Kay Burley - Dubious Sky Newsreader4. Martin Brunt - Dodgy Sky Reporter5. Simon Dunzuk - Dodgy Labour MP for Rochdale6. Johnny Ball - TV Presenter, father of Zoe7. Cliff Richard - Jesus resurrected/dodgy colostomy crooner8. Nigel Lawson - Ex Chancellor, father of big tits chef9. Jim Leishman - Ex Livi Manager, and all round good guy.10. June Brown - Dot in Enders, wish she was my Ma.11. Prince Philip - HRH Old c**t12. Michael Barrymore - TV personality - non swimmer13. Bill Cosby - TV father to millions - dirty old b*****d14. Billy Conolly - Big Banana, Big Man15. Stuart Hall - It's a Knockout, - knock his c**t out. johnnydun1. Prince Philip (captain)2. John Prescott3. Ozzy Osbourne4. Paul Sturrock5. Ian McKellan 6. The Queen7. Menzies Cambell8. Stevie Wonder9. Boy George10. Kate Moss11. Paul Ross (jonathans brother)12. Donald Trump13. Sean Connery14. Bruce Forsyth15. Betty White (actress, golden girls) Team Albino TV Is DeadHelen Fawkes - BBC reporter - CAPTAINValerie Harper - Crap TV actressClive James - Australian dramatist, at his most over-dramatic when talking about his own mortality Athletes In ExtremisJohan Cruyff - Dutch footballing legend taken a "turn" for the worsePhil Gartside - Bolton's David MurrayJuan Carlos Garcia - Wigan Athletic defenderMuhammad Ali - Jungle-rumblerJoost van der Westhuizen - Springbok The Great Band Soon-To-Be In The SkyCher - Does she believe in life after 2016?Malcolm Young - "Electric" guitaristScott Putesky/Daisy Berkowitz - Marilyn Manson's guitarist Waning Wrong 'UnsIan Brady - Moors murdererHoward Marks - real-life Walter White Dead Pool TeasesStephen Hawking - Universe-changing physicistRob Ford - Obese junkie Cille MhernaigFernando Riksen ©Zsa Zsa GaborAbe VigodaDennis NordenJimmy CarterFW de KlerkConnie SawyerJoost van der WesthuizenLamar OdomJune Brown Liz DawnJoao HavelangeSepp BlatterJoseph RatzingerJerry Martens jupe14071. Dennis Skinner - Fucking ancient Labour MP, surely close to snuffing it.2. Gazza - Can his internal organs limp through another year? I doubt it.3. Olivia de Havilland - 99 year old actress. 4. Joost Van Der Westhuisen - Ex-South African Rugby Player5. Denis Norden - Hopefully it won't be alright on the night6. Chuck Berry - Purely because he's 897. Richard Adams - Watership Down Author8. Douglas Rae - Morton Chairman/Owner/Whatever9. Helmut Kohl - Ex German Chancellor10. Nancy Reagan - I actually thought she was already dead11. Martin Crowe - Ex Kiwi Cricketer (Captain)12. Zsa Zsa Gabor - See Nancy Reagan13. Joao Havelange - Will probably fucking snuff it before he gets fingered for corruption14. Kirk Douglas - Actor15. Peter Sallis - Last of the terrible BBC sitcom actors BalticSaintPaul Gasgoine - Footballer (Captain)Prince Philip - GigoloQE2 - HRHHarrison Ford - ActorDiego Maradona - FootballerFidel Castro - RevolutionaryMichael Schumacher - F1 Driver / SkierBilly Connelly - ComedianBilly Graham - PreacherKirk Douglas - ActorBill Cosby - ComedianDalai Lama - PreacherZsa Zsa Gabor - ActressHonor Blackman - ActressAllan McGraw - Footballer / Manager honestrae951. Paul Gascoigne (Captain)2. Paolo Nutini 3. Billy Connolly4. Dick Van Dyke5. Daniel Radcliffe6. Nigella Lawson7. Muhammed Ali8. President Al Saad of Syria9. Donald Trump10. Chuck Norris11. Queen Elizabeth II12. Francois Hollande13. Rolf Harris14. Prince Phillip the Duke of Edinburgh15. Bobby Charlton cdisaccieBurt Reynolds, 79, 11/02/36 - ActorJoost van der Westhuizen, 44, 20/2/71 - South African rugby playerZsa Zsa Gabor, 98, 6/2/17 - Part of her dead + gone already with the rest of her soon to follow (surely this time!)HRH Prince Philip, 94, 10/6/21 - LegendKirk Douglas, 99, 9/12/16 - ActorFernando Ricksen, 39, 27/7/76 - FootballerClive James, 76, 7/10/39 - Aussie BroadcasterRene Angelil, 73, 16/01/42 - Producer / Celine's hubbyVivian Campbell, 53, 25/08/62 - Def Leppard guitaristJohan Cruyff, 68, 25/04/47 - FootballerVal Kilmer, 56, 31/12/59 - ActorPaul Gascoigne, 48, 27/05/67 - Footballer/alkyBruce Forsyth, 87, 22/02/28 - EntertainerJimmy Hood, 67, 16/05/48 - Fat b*****d, Labour ex-MPMark Salling, 33, 17/08/82 - Glee (alleged) paedo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 1, 2016 Author Share Posted January 1, 2016 99 Entrants, 587 unique picks, 391 solo shots, and 74 deadly duos. Plenty of ineligibles picked - the disabled kid who supports Celtic, a couple of fictional characters. There's even one entrant who decided to go with only 14 picks. HRH Prince Phil's the leader of the pack this year with 40 picks. Bruce Forsyth and Fernando Ricksen both tie in second place, well behind on 34. The Greatest has to settle for just 4th, not so great after all Ali. Clive James and the pick with the most failed spelling attempts, Joost van der Westhuizen tie 5th. Kirk Douglas & Zsa Zsa tie in 7th. Gazza and Martin Crowe finish out the top 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 I'm so happy. #wipestearfromeye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 1, 2016 Author Share Posted January 1, 2016 Solo Picks: 50 CentAbdullah OccalanAbu SayyafAlan BrazilAlan GilzeanAlbert FinneyAleksandr ZakharchenkoAlex SmithAlex TrebekAli BrownleeAli CarterAllan McGrawAmanda BynesAnastaciaAndrew FairlieAnn ClwydAnn JonesArchie McPhersonArthur ScargillArturo VidalAustin CarlileAyman al ZawahiriBarack ObamaBarbara WindsorBarrie ChaseBarry HumphriesBea WainBernie EcclestoneBernie MadoffBette MidlerBill ClintonBill OddieBill WardBill WymanBilly JoelBob BarkerBob DoleBob GeldofBobby MoncurBobby MooreBonoBoris SpasskyBoutros Boutros-GhaliBoy GeorgeBrad PittBret MichaelsBrian CoxBrian WilsonBritney SpearsBrooke MuellerBuddy GrecoBuddy GuyBurt KwoukBuzz AldrinCaitlin JennerCarlos AlbertoCarol McGiffinCatherine McGreggorCatherine WybourneChaim TopolCharlie WattsChaz BonoChris FarlowChris MoylesChristine FelshcherinowChristopher PlummerChristy DignamChuck BlazerChuck NorrisClaire HollingworthClarke CarlisleClaudia CardinaleConnie SawyerCormac McCarthyCraig BrownDale WintonDaniel RadcliffeDaphne FowlerDarren JacksonDarren WilsonDave GibsonDave NavarroDave ProwseDavid Bernard MontgomeryDavid HasslehoffDavid HuddlestonDavid ProwseDavid StarkeyDavid SteelDavid TrimbleDennis SkinnerDerek RiordanDes LynamDez CadenaDiana RossDick CheneyDick DaleDon NewcombeDon RicklesDonald RumsfeldDonald SutherlandDonnie MunroDoris RobertsDorothy PaulDoug EllisDouglas RaeDoyle BrunsonDrew BarrymoreEddie the EagleEdward FurlongEdward Snowden Eileen DerbyshireEli WallachElliot GouldEmperor AkihitoEric CaldowErrol ChristieEsther RantzenEva Marie SaintEverton WeekesFaizon LoveFaye DunawayFrancois HollandeFrank BrunoFreddy JonesGarth HudsonGary PlayerGeoffrey PalmerGeorge CohenGeorge ForemanGeorge FoulkesGeorge KennedyGeorge MichaelGeorge RR MartinGeorge W BushGeorge WendtGerald KaufmanGerard DepardieuGerard HouillierGerd MullerGerry AdamsGino OdjickGladys HooperGlynis JohnsGlynn EdwardsGordon McQueenGraeme SounessHal HolbrookHarry Dean StantonHarry GreggHenry SandonHerman WoukHoward BeckerHRH Princess Beatrix of the NetherlandsIan Hamilton QCIan Kennedy MartinIan LangIan LavenderIan McNeiceIan St JohnImelda MarcosIrwin CoreyJack BannisterJack NicklausJack StrawJack VettrianoJackie StorrarJacques ChiracJames CaanJames HewittJames KelmanJames MartinJane FreemanJanet JacksonJao HavelangeJay BeattyJean ChrétienJean-Marie Le PenJen ArnoldJenny DiskiJerry Lee LewisJerry MartensJiang ZeminJill St JohnJim BrownJim DevineJim LeishmanJim NaborsJim NeidhartJim RossJimmy ArmfieldJimmy ConnorsJimmy HoodJimmy NicholJimmy TarbuckJo GuestJoaquin GuzmanJohn AldertonJohn Edward SzelesJohn GlennJohn KerryJohn MajorJohn McCririckJohn McVieJohn PopperJohn PrescottJohn RigasJohn SilletJohn SurteesJohnnie BeattieJohnny AdairJohnny BallJohnny VegasJoni MitchellJose SantamariaJuan Carlos GarciaJudy FinneganJudy MurrayJulian AssangeJune SpencerJune WhitfieldJurgen HabermasJust FontaineJustin BeiberKanye WestKate GrangerKathy BatesKay BurleyKay StarrKen BuchananKen DoddKen KerchevalKenneth CopeKenny DalglishKenyon WrightKevin SessumsKim NovakKitty KallenLarry KingLawrie McMenemyLennart JohanssonLenny GloverLeonard CohenLewis HamiltonLinda RonstadtLittle Sammy DavisLiza MinnelliLynda BaronMaggie SmithMarge SimpsonMark FarrenMartin BruntMartin ChiversMartin SheenMartin ShkreliMatt HardyMichael CaineMichael CollinsMichel PlatiniMichele MorganMick FanningMick FoleyMick JaggerMiley CyrusMontel WilliamsMorgan TsvangiraiMr FujiMr TMullah FazlullahNadiya SavchenkoNawaz SharifNeil HarveyNeil KinnockNichelle NicholsNicholas ParsonsNick CannonNick HewerNigella LawsonNikolai ValuevNile RangerNormal LloydOJ BriganceOJ SimpsonOleg SentsovOlly CroftOwen WilsonPamela AndersonPaolo NutiniPat LineyPaul DanielsPaul MadeleyPaul McGrathPaul RossPaul SturrockPer Tomas BrolinPete MurrayPete TownshendPeter BergerPeter SutcliffePeter TapsellPeter TobinPeter VaughanPhil SpectorPia ZadoraRafael AmayoRandy TravisRatko MladicRay ReardonRaymond KopaReszo NyersRichard BransonRichard HarrisonRichie SamboraRicky TomlinsonRob KardashianRob RensenbrinkRobbie ColtraneRobert De NiroRobert DuvallRod StewartRodney BewesRodney SneijderRoger BannisterRoman PolanskiRoy Chubby BrownRupert MurdochRussell BrandSalman bin Abdulaziz Al SaudSandro MazzolaSanta ClausScott DisickScott HallScott StappScotty MooreShannon DohertyShia LaBeoufSilvio BerlusconiSimon DunzukSimon GregsonSophia LorenStanley BaxterStedman BaileyStephen FrayneSteve GleasonSteve PattersonStevie WonderStinson HunterStirling MossSultan KösenTam DalyellTed RobbinsTerry FunkThomas LibousThomas LuckmanThor HansenTim CurryTim PeakeTom BakerTom BillingtonTom FarmerTom JonesTom LehrerTom O'ConnorTom SizemoreTommy GemmellToni MorrisonTony GreenTrevor McdonaldUwe SeelerVelentina TereshkovaViktor YanukovychVince McMahonVinnie NeilVivienne WestwoodVladimir Morera BacallaoVojislav ŠešeljWajima HiroshiWarren BuffetWes ScantlinWesley PipesWilford BrimleyWilfred BenitezWill SmithWilliam G StewartWilliam RoacheWinona RyderWoody AllenYasuhiro Nakasone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 1, 2016 Author Share Posted January 1, 2016 Deadly Duos: Abu Muhammed al-AdnaniAnthony BoothAyatollah Ali KhameneiBerry GordyBobby BrownBurt BacharachCaroline AherneCharles AznavourCherChris ReaClint EastwoodDesmond TutuDickie BirdDouglas HurdDustin HoffmanFrank Williams (actor)Freddie JonesFreddie StarrFrederik Willem de KlerkGary GlitterGay ByrneGeoff CapesGlen MichaelGordie HoweGudrun Ure Harper Lee Harry BelafonteHonor BlackmanHugh JackmanIan McKellenIan WatkinsJake LamottaJean AlexanderJerry LewisJerry MarenJimmy SnukaJohn CantlieJohn GoodmanJohn GreigJohn HurtJohn NoakesJoseph RatzingerLamar OdomLiam CosgraveMacaulay CulkinMark SallingMary BerryMenzies CampbellMichael BarrymoreNigel LawsonNobby StilesNorman TebbitOskar GroeningPat Harrington JnrPaul O'GradyPeter CarringtonRay WilsonRic FlairRichard AdamsRichard BakerRichard O'SullivanRonnie CorbettSalah AbdeslamShane MacGowanStan LeeStephen FrySuperstar Billy GrahamTenzin GyatsoTerry WoganTommy DochertyVladimir PutinWilko JohnsonWilliam ShatnerWillie NelsonWindsor Davies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 1, 2016 Author Share Posted January 1, 2016 Hopefully that's the lot. Always a challenge making sure names aren't in twice in different variations. Happy Deadpooling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Why did Njord pick Santa? Everybody knows that Tim Allans son will just replace him in the next Santa Clause movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 1, 2016 Author Share Posted January 1, 2016 Why did Njord pick Santa? Everybody knows that Tim Allans son will just replace him in the next Santa Clause movie. I'm waiting for that justification, he claims it's a legit pick. I'm all ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Mr Bairn... Joey Lee Feek (49) Rory Feek is 49 and middle name is Lee, not Joey. Then again Rory will see February.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 1, 2016 Author Share Posted January 1, 2016 3 solo picks for me I think - Martin Shkreli, Nichelle Nichols & Sultan Kosen. I thought I was onto a winner with Joey Feek but Njord & Mr Bairn both picked her too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 I'm waiting for that justification, he claims it's a legit pick. I'm all ears. Coff++++ Yank changes his name legally to Santa Claus , moves to the North Pole, and gets elected . If he changes name back or gets unelected , I doubt he'll obit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 And it's only at 9:17am local time after reading the lists Spain posted, that I realise I completely forgot to submit my team. Which means I'll be watching this year's Dead Pool on television. I believe the appropriate expression is "Fucketyfuckfuckfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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