Mr Rational Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 I'm at work today, I actually volunteered to work through to let those with kids have the day off. So who else is daft enough to work today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 I'm at work today, I actually volunteered to work through to let those with kids have the day off. So who else is daft enough to work today? Me too but finish at 3. Started an hour ago mind. So what am I doing fucking about around here? Don't work too hard pal. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Am I f**k. Have a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted December 25, 2015 Author Share Posted December 25, 2015 I'm at work today, I actually volunteered to work through to let those with kids have the day off.So who else is daft enough to work today?[/quote Me too but finish at 3. Started an hour ago mind. So what am I doing fucking about around here? Don't work too hard pal. Grimbo I'm on a 12 hour shift, finish around 8 tonight. Hope yer shift goes quick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Backbone of the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Backbone of the country. I consider myself slightly lower. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz Killington Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 How do you know if someone is working on xmas day? They tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted December 25, 2015 Author Share Posted December 25, 2015 Bloody right! We can all feel superior to the rest of you plebs for the whole day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Bloody right! We can all feel superior to the rest of you plebs for the whole day Not to mention the triple pay. Whoops. ???? Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted December 25, 2015 Author Share Posted December 25, 2015 I'm currently awaiting my bacon butty from the kitchen and eating my own body weight in Ferrero Roche. And getting paid.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mambostaggie Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Doing a 6-2 shift today. Straight time, no bonus money. Home for Christmas dinner though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wishyman Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Drug dealers Lots of people wanting pills, powder and puff with their Christmas money Fair bit of China blue doing the rounds that's not been flushed properly. Spend your hard earned cash wisely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 When I was a student I worked a Christmas day in a nursing home and also working was an arsehole from the year ahead of me. About ten minutes before the end of the shift a dementia patient came out of the staff changing area looking mightily pleased with himself. It tranpired that he had taken a shit in my fellow students bike helmet before going on to wipe his arse with the boys tee-shirt. About half an hour after the shift finished, the boy cycled past me wearing the helmet. The arrogant b*****d was to drop out of uni in his final year too. Probably now working in health n safety somewhere. A few years later I had another amusing xmas shift when a male air steward came into colorectal surgery with a bottle wedged up his dung valve. He didnt fall on it but claimed him and his girlfriend had been experimenting. A quick trip to theatre and he good to go. I think that may have been the same shift I had the santa suit on, only to find out that during the day it had been worn by someone with the world's flakiest dry skin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 I consider myself slightly lower. Grimbo That's what everyone thinks about you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 That's what everyone thinks about you. Strange how we all sing from the same hymn book. Tidings Grimsey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 When I was a student I worked a Christmas day in a nursing home and also working was an arsehole from the year ahead of me. About ten minutes before the end of the shift a dementia patient came out of the staff changing area looking mightily pleased with himself. It tranpired that he had taken a shit in my fellow students bike helmet before going on to wipe his arse with the boys tee-shirt. About half an hour after the shift finished, the boy cycled past me wearing the helmet. The arrogant b*****d was to drop out of uni in his final year too. Probably now working in health n safety somewhere. A few years later I had another amusing xmas shift when a male air steward came into colorectal surgery with a bottle wedged up his dung valve. He didnt fall on it but claimed him and his girlfriend had been experimenting. A quick trip to theatre and he good to go. I think that may have been the same shift I had the santa suit on, only to find out that during the day it had been worn by someone with the world's flakiest dry skin Colorectal Christmases are shite.ETA ... So I'm told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 I'm off today but am working new year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 I am self employed so day off today. If I get a call to run a job to London I may take it, but not today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 We are closed for 1 day a year. So I've done the triple time 6am start on New Years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 I'm off for 2 days, I was offered a flat fee to be on stand by tomorrow but chances are I would get called in so politely said no chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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