itzdrk Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 If we're in new company Jacksgranny sometimes refers to me as "my second husband". I always say "and you're my first wife". Sent from my iPhone using Pie & Bovril Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Haven't got one. I'm a sad b*****d!! But happy ???? Make up your fucking mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 I tend to address my other half as "hen" a Scottish term of endearment. Are you sure it isn't because her partner's a cock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Cort's Hamstring Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 I tend to call her Irish, by her surname, or moose-face. Her most common nickname for me is idiot. We're getting married in the summer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 She said no.. The name of my autobiography. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 Can't remember what I called her when married but after the divorce, she was/is always known as Psycho. She probably prefers to be called "Relieved"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 One of the advantages of having a rubber doll as a significant other is that she doesn't mind when I get her name wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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