Deefiant Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 When Hamilton were on 10, and you guys were obviously playing to cling onto the 1-goal lead by going into the corners etc (not slagging you for it, absolutely the right thing to do) there was a guy in front of me sitting facing backward in his seat. Couldn't watch, though I think trying to judge what was going on by the crowd noise alone was even worse for him. He was a nervous wreck until the final whistle went. I had got hammered the night before, tried to fill the morning of the game with a haircut etc and my barber was astonished I asked for a beer at 9am. When I explained the situation he brought 4 over. Suitably merry again I had a few more at home before filling a hip flask for the match. Still couldn't bear the nerves. When that whistle went though.... Ooft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 I had got hammered the night before, tried to fill the morning of the game with a haircut etc and my barber was astonished I asked for a beer at 9am. When I explained the situation he brought 4 over. Was it Eugene? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Paddy Flannery Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Some fucking evening though tbf... We were the same it was our player of the year do that evening and everyone was suitably blootert. I think I got home about 9am on the Sunday after a 24 hour shift. Celebrating a title win that we didn't even win. The life and times of a Dumbarton fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted January 27, 2016 Author Share Posted January 27, 2016 I have no idea what any of this means tbh. Please clarify. I'm not sure if I should be angry at you or cuddling you. Thank you. The thread has been an enjoyable read so far. I don't think it would've been as enjoyable had Falkirk won last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 I had got hammered the night before, tried to fill the morning of the game with a haircut etc and my barber was astonished I asked for a beer at 9am. When I explained the situation he brought 4 over. Suitably merry again I had a few more at home before filling a hip flask for the match. Still couldn't bear the nerves. When that whistle went though.... Ooft. Your barber sounds class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 There's loads of barbers in Dundee who give you bottles of lager, none of the cheap shite either. Pretty amazed to find out Deefiant is a major hipster tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 750 tickets.. going to be lucky to get one of those even if you are a season ticket holder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewing Taffies Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 The Conga! and the old boy thinking he was in Deja giving it big licks then trying to get his hole off the steward lassie when she come to help him. what a fucking day. Topped off with Robbie Raeside dancing on the tables in the Barrels. Must have been just before he bought his Tannadice season ticket. 100% DAB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Heard that bt sports still looking for live game.to show. Look no further than sons v Dundee. This could stop countless thousands being locked out. BT don't have any Scottish Cup rights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 There's loads of barbers in Dundee who give you bottles of lager, none of the cheap shite either. Pretty amazed to find out Deefiant is a major hipster tbh. I'm not actually a hipster tbf but I do sport a large beard and you need a decent barber on the case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Must have been just before he bought his Tannadice season ticket. 100% DAB. Who, Raeside? Away and don't talk pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Your barber sounds class Dundee has a tremendous range of barbers offering a brilliant service - I tell the boys at work (Aberdeen cunto's) and they are jealous as f**k. It's getting a bit pretentious and wanky IMO but decent beer, decent barbers so I can tolerate it. He's actually not a good lad - I blame him for me waking up in a still running, freezing cold bath while my babysitter furiously knocked my door to get me to take my kids back at approximately 12pm the following day. I had to walk downstairs with hand and,feet (and cock) wrinkled and shrivelled to the point they felt weird on the floor/walls etc. I also spent £350 and pished in my loaby which presumably inspired the bath. Tremendous tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Dundee has a tremendous range of barbers offering a brilliant service - I tell the boys at work (Aberdeen cunto's) and they are jealous as f**k. It's getting a bit pretentious and wanky IMO but decent beer, decent barbers so I can tolerate it. He's actually not a good lad - I blame him for me waking up in a still running, freezing cold bath while my babysitter furiously knocked my door to get me to take my kids back at approximately 12pm the following day. I had to walk downstairs with hand and,feet (and cock) wrinkled and shrivelled to the point they felt weird on the floor/walls etc. I also spent £350 and pished in my loaby which presumably inspired the bath. Tremendous tbh. This begs the question - why were you rubbing your shrivelled cock on the floor and walls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 This begs the question - why were you rubbing your shrivelled cock on the floor and walls?Even shrivelled there is barely capacity in your average hallway if I've not strapped it up tbh. It was of course the feet that felt weird as f**k but try sleeping in a lukewarm bath for an undetermined period of time - it's thoroughly unpleasant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nowhereman Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Why would Dundee only get 750 tickets when the away end holds more than that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewing Taffies Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Who, Raeside? Away and don't talk pish. Haha ok must be another Robbie Raeside who goes to all the Utd matches then. I know someone who goes with him you tit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Paddy Flannery Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Dundee has a tremendous range of barbers offering a brilliant service - I tell the boys at work (Aberdeen cunto's) and they are jealous as f**k. It's getting a bit pretentious and wanky IMO but decent beer, decent barbers so I can tolerate it. He's actually not a good lad - I blame him for me waking up in a still running, freezing cold bath while my babysitter furiously knocked my door to get me to take my kids back at approximately 12pm the following day. I had to walk downstairs with hand and,feet (and cock) wrinkled and shrivelled to the point they felt weird on the floor/walls etc. I also spent £350 and pished in my loaby which presumably inspired the bath. Tremendous tbh. Dad of the year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Dad of the year When you have 4 kids you learn to seize the rare opportunities to get completely fucked up from the taes up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Paddy Flannery Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 When you have 4 kids you learn to seize the rare opportunities to get completely fucked up from the taes up. Preach it. I have zero children and also like to seize such opportunities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Haha ok must be another Robbie Raeside who goes to all the Utd matches then. I know someone who goes with him you tit. No you don't. You're a liar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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