sugna Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 What do you call a man who wipes sitting down? Shitey Arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Only if you take you suit jacket off, and even then only if you are looking closely. It looks worse to see nipples through a shirt. It has the added benefit of preventing sweat stains during hotter weather. Undershirts should be worn beneath shirts. It's weird not to. It actually makes the shirt look better, less liable to crease and whiter. Wearing a t-shirt in public, not under a shirt, as an adult is definitely a bit dodgy though. Exceptions for when playing football or exercising. Even reading the word "undershirts" fills me with beastly fear. Are you seriously suggesting putting folk who normally wear a t-shirt in public down as beast behaviour? Whit? GUNGE THAT PAEDO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Even reading the word "undershirts" fills me with beastly fear. Are you seriously suggesting putting folk who normally wear a t-shirt in public as beast behaviour? Whit? GUNGE THAT PAEDO! T-shirts are underwear. Wearing underwear in public is definitely odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Too many posts to go through so there may be some duplicates. Coleslaw on a pizza Men using straighteners Living with yer maw past 30 Wearing double denim Going nightclubbing solo Using phrases like "out wi the bois" without a hint of sarcasm Being Turboshandy Saying wid to 14 year old girls on P&B Having AIDS Being a big grass Going to Yarm on holiday That's enough for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 T-shirts are underwear. Wearing underwear in public is definitely odd. That's enough from you. Wearing t-shirts is fine and you'll most likely be the only here he thinks otherwise (ergo you're a BEAST) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 T-shirts are underwear. Wearing underwear in public is definitely odd. You're either born in 1785 or you're a beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe The Hype Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Only if you take you suit jacket off, and even then only if you are looking closely. It looks worse to see nipples through a shirt. It has the added benefit of preventing sweat stains during hotter weather. Undershirts should be worn beneath shirts. It's weird not to. It actually makes the shirt look better, less liable to crease and whiter. Wearing a t-shirt in public, not under a shirt, as an adult is definitely a bit dodgy though. Exceptions for when playing football or exercising. Science have mercy!! Surely wearing a t-shirt under a shirt during hotter weather will make you sweat more in the first place ? stop calling t-shirts undershirts. Fucking twisting my melons man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Science have mercy!! Surely wearing a t-shirt under a shirt during hotter weather will make you sweat more in the first place ? stop calling t-shirts undershirts. Fucking twisting my melons man. The t-shirt prevents it from getting onto the shirt, thus preventing any unsightly pit stains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 T-shirts are underwear. Wearing underwear in public is definitely odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 The t-shirt prevents it from getting onto the shirt, thus preventing any unsightly pit stains. But surely with 2 layers on in hot weather it would seep through the t-shirt onto the shirt, showing the world that not only are you a beast, but a sweaty beast at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 10, 2016 Author Share Posted February 10, 2016 Update 5 is in. jmothecat is nearly making it onto the list as the first actual name from P & B as opposed to a generalisation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 But surely with 2 layers on in hot weather it would seep through the t-shirt onto the shirt, showing the world that not only are you a beast, but a sweaty beast at that.If you're wearing a shirt you shouldn't be doing something that has you badly sweating anyway, surely in hot weather that would make the sweating situation even worse? Ive worn a shirt every working day of my life and I've never had bother. I've had my moments where I've had sweat patches, sure most people have, but that's usually due to unforeseen circumstances ( over exuberant site visits I wasn't expecting etc ) where an undershirt wouldn't have helped anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe The Hype Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 The t-shirt prevents it from getting onto the shirt, thus preventing any unsightly pit stains. Stop being grotty and wear antiperspirant then rather than guffing the place out with your layers and BO. ETA: Ya mad sweaty beast ye!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 These fucking clip on sunglasses = Instant Beast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praw Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Bowties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Wearing St Mirren pyjamas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Making Football Manager walkthrough videos from your mum's basement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambozpar Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Agree with entire list with exception to one; absolutely nothing wrong with keeping coins in a back pocket. If keys are kept in a front pocket, which they should be, it saves having to rummage about next to your balls in a public place whilst trying to find the odds for a pint in a boozer, which looks beastly. Any man that smokes menthol's is worth a watching Any man who pays for pints with coins should also be on the list. Notes all the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Anyone who wears this style of underwear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Any man who pays for pints with coins should also be on the list. Notes all the way. Ridiculous. If you always use notes then you end up with a pocket (front trouser pocket, may I add) of £50 in change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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