Rugster Posted February 10, 2016 Author Share Posted February 10, 2016 Update 4 is in. I fear we both have. I don't wear gleebs (tap20/20) but I thought all glasses folded.Either that or there is glasses which 'fold' that I've never seen in my life. You get glasses that fold in half at the bridge and go in a wee tube. Beastly. Key janglers. Anyone with three or more keys on a chain, hanging from their belt. c***s to a man (and they're always, always men). Already there - see keys on a chain from belt. Can we also add anyone who plays football and wears gloves whilst wearing a short sleeve top? Next update. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Men who drink Lattes/Cappucino's/Soy Lattes/Chai Tea Latte/Chai Tea/Green Tea/Peppermint Tea. Men who add flavoured syrup to a coffee. Honestly hundreds of these guys up in Aberdeen - potentially the Beastiest city I've ever been in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Got to 3 On the register Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Grown men eating ice cream is not creepy, grown men watching other grown men eating ice cream is though!! Grown men googling 'man eating ice-cream' should also be on it. Creepiest thing I've done. Can we also add anyone who plays football and wears gloves whilst wearing a short sleeve top? I would have agreed with you, but Christian Nade did this on Saturday, so it's perfectly acceptable. Clip on ties are only acceptable if you have to wear a tie while working behind a bar. Men who own/use selfie sticks. Definitely for the watching. I had a clip on tie when I worked in Waitrose, snobs can be violent seemingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Got to 3 On the register We're all on the register, P. Denying you fit into at least one of these categories ought to be on the list IMO. Just change the site to Pie & Beastings and get it over with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Puddle drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 This post may see me locked up That's what you'll tell people you were doing time for anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Wanky student types. Can we add older men wearing leather jackets? This seems to be a Dundee thing, they usually have a moustache as well. Nope full grown, hairy arsed Aberdonian men I'm afraid - I asked one of them to get me a black coffee the other day and he wasn't sure if they served it in the Starbucks in the canteen..... Fucking beastly imbecile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 That's what you'll tell people you were doing time for anyway. Well yes, it's far better than telling them the truth. Nobody need never know about my addiction to googling 'grown men eating ice cream'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I'll probably crucify myself here but I need to accept the opinion of P&B posters. Coleslaw on pizza had me marked down as a beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praw Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Vegetarians and especially vegans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I'll probably crucify myself here but I need to accept the opinion of P&B posters. Coleslaw on pizza had me marked down as a beast. See also: fruit on a pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 See also: fruit on a pizza From OED: Definition of tomato in English: noun (plural tomatoes) 1A glossy red, or occasionally yellow, pulpy edible fruit which is eaten as a vegetable or in salad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geedub-MFC Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Putting salt on a pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Definitely an older men one: Wearing black brogues with stonewashed denims. Usually accompanied by white socks, a moustache and either a leather or denim jacket and most often seen smoking outside pubs and bookies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 We're all on the register, P. Denying you fit into at least one of these categories ought to be on the list IMO. Just change the site to Pie & Beastings and get it over with I also sat down the shower before. Monday's were harsh. Elephants shower now, never beat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Ordering a plain cheese pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I'm already in the queue at the opticians to complain that he made me out myself as a beast on a public forum. I'll need to make up for lost time with these non-folding glasses. I wear contacts everywhere that isn't the house anyway, so nobody outside of P&B shall know my (clearly) dirty secret. Folding glassed not only fold at the sides, but also in the middle to enable easy storage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Definitely an older men one: Wearing black brogues with stonewashed denims. Usually accompanied by white socks, a moustache and either a leather or denim jacket and most often seen smoking outside pubs and bookies.I'll tick most of that off. smoking outside pubs and bookies FFS Peter Where do you want us to go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I'll tick most of that off. smoking outside pubs and bookies FFS Peter Where do you want us to go? It's more the fashion disaster and general creepiness of that appearance that bothers me than the smoking, Phil. Though the hundreds of piled up fag doubts outside pub pavements do look unsightly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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