Rugster Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Below are practices/phrases which clearly define people who should be on the register:Please feel free to add any I have missed below and the list will be updated. Standing up to wipe your arse Referring to square sausage as Lorne/Slice/Flat Referring to Toasted cheese as Roasted cheese Referring to French toast as eggy dip dip/eggy bread Referring to a chippy as a chipper Sitting down in the shower Keeping coins in a wallet or back pocket Having toast with soup Referring to the outsiders of bread as heels/bread coat slices Keeping keys on a contraption attached to your trousers Referring to Tomato Soup as Tommy Soup Having a "wee" team when you really support one of the cheeks Having multiple aliases/dotting accounts Sitting down for a piss (if you are a male) Not using bullet points when creating a list. Liking Nick Grimshaw Clipping a mobile phone to a belt Wearing a Bluetooth headset (possibly allowed if driving, but only when driving) Sugar and vinegar on a pancake Wearing a belt made of anything other than leather Owning folding spectacles Using an electric blanket if under 65 Having Biro pens sticking out a shirt pocket Adults wearing football strips with their name on the back Having spectacles on a chain around your neck Men wearing pinky rings Wearing a short sleeved shirt with a tie Sharing a pint in a pub Wearing a clip on tie Having a manbun Wearing full tracksuits when not participating in a sporting activity of some sort Men who shave their chest Men who use sunbeds/fake tan Men wearing v neck sweaters with nothing underneath Wearing socks with sandals Brushing your teeth in the shower Adults watching wrestling Men wearing white t shirts, or vests, under shirts Wallet chains Men who wear hats indoors. Men who drink Lattes/Cappucino's/Soy Lattes/Chai Tea Latte/Chai Tea/Green Tea/Peppermint Tea. Men who add flavoured syrup to a coffee. Older men wearing leather jackets People who put Coleslaw / fruit on pizza People who wear black brogues with stonewashed denims Men with combovers Half and half football scarves Grown men wearing full football kit to go shopping with the wife Comic collectors Tomato sauce / milk in soup Picking bits of jobby out your arse and pinging them at folk in a communal shower. People who wear driving gloves People who think T Shirts are underwear and should not be worn in public. Clip on sunglasses Wearing St Mirren pyjamas Making Football Manager walkthrough videos from your mum's basement Wearing your work id badge on the way to or on the way home from work Phoning Div to get back on P & B Full-body lycra on a portly, middle-aged cyclist Wearing speedos Carrying a comb in back pocket Wearing sleeveless jumpers Owning a mobile dj business Males wearing trousers that inadvertently or purposefully reveal arse cleavage or underwear, in public. Wearing cheap running shoes with jeans Full Kit Golf Wankers Being pals with Jesus Tinted/react to light glasses Personalised voicemail greetings on a non work phone Tucking t shirts/polo shirts into jeans Attending a nightclub on your own Sitting beside someone on a half empty mode of public transport People who use wallets made of fabric other than leather People who speak to you when you are at a urinal People who wear crocs, especially with socks, unless you are a waiter at a swimming pool update 10 Here are the categories http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/228912-beastisms/page-16#entry10184585 Here is the scale http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/228912-beastisms/page-16#entry10184591 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnynivenEC Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Referring to tomato soup as tommy soup? eta where else do you keep your coins? and a sit down shower is totally acceptable if you're a hungover mess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 If this list is the beastiess point in the galaxy, then I am the man furthest from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Creating multiple aliases on a Scottish football forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 10, 2016 Author Share Posted February 10, 2016 The list shall be updated daily, I will collate appropriate responses later. johnnynivenEC - Coins are kept in front trouser pockets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sureiknow Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I call it a Heel! I must be a BEAST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Below are practices/phrases which clearly define people who should be on the register: Please feel free to add any I have missed below and the list will be updated. Standing up to wipe your arse Referring to square sausage as Lorne/Slice/Flat Referring to Toasted cheese as Roasted cheese Referring to French toast as eggy dip dip/eggy bread Referring to a chippy as a chipper Keeping coins in a wallet or back pocket Having toast with soup Sitting down in the shower Referring to the outsiders of bread as heels/bread coat slices Keeping keys on a contraption attached to your trousers The register is not enough for people like that. Hanging would be the best option. Anyway I'd like to add grown men who eat Ice Cream 99s in public. Nothing creepier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Sitting down for a piss Hiding a £500 note under the board when playing Monopoly then pulling it out when you need it In fact, having (or claiming to have) a £500 note Having a dotting account Not using bullet points when writing a list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer Jag Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 People who clip their mobile phones onto their belt. People who wear Bluetooth ear pieces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Having sugar and vinegar on pancakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Below are practices/phrases which clearly define people who should be on the register: Please feel free to add any I have missed below and the list will be updated. Standing up to wipe your arse Referring to square sausage as Lorne/Slice/Flat Referring to Toasted cheese as Roasted cheese Referring to French toast as eggy dip dip/eggy bread Referring to a chippy as a chipper Keeping coins in a wallet or back pocket Having toast with soup Sitting down in the shower Referring to the outsiders of bread as heels/bread coat slices Keeping keys on a contraption attached to your trousers Apart from your ridiculous views on wiping your arse and where you buy your fish supper from you're spot on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 10, 2016 Author Share Posted February 10, 2016 Update 1 is done already. One a day may be too much to keep up with. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 People who clip their mobile phones onto their belt. People who wear Bluetooth ear pieces. In my experience, clipping your mobile phone to your belt is the MO of a fat b*****d, presumably because they'll crush their phone if they put it in their trouser pocket. (I'm not sticking up for their behaviour mind). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Wearing a belt made of anything other than leather i.e. canvas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Owning a pair of fold-up specs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Salt on pancakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 People who make lists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Anyone under the age of, say, 70 who has an electric blanket is suspect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 a sit down shower is totally acceptable if you're a hungover mess This is 100% correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Adult men who drink fruit cider in pubs. Adult men who don't drink straight spirits. Or, more specifically, those adult men who not only don't drink straight spirits, but act like it's some incredible thing that people do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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