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So do relationships, Glenn. Trust me on this one.

Now, im trying to line Throbber up with a big black Nigerian. Do you want me to put in a good word for you as well? I can even ask her to pretend she's called Moira if that helps.

Get throbber Kanu Nwankwo.
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Name: Josh

Age: 25

Hair: brown

Met through: work

Team supported: Hull City

Rangers sympathiser: no

Knows his dad: yes

Mother: yes

Siblings: yes

Best qualities: banter, reliable for nights out and other random activities

Highlight: his piss poor attempt to pull a lassie on a night out

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Your patter's rotten Mozzamozza, and I tell you something that wont be coming home to Aberdeen.   Its the SPL title, mate!!

 

If you were an 1/4 of the person Moira is, you'd be twice the person you are now, and that would be 1/8 of a very, very good human being.   And that's not my opinion mate, that's fractions. 

 

That won't be going anywhere

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My "best" mate is an alcoholic geordie who once stood on top of a chimney pot on the roof of 377 Blackness Road in Dundee. Im surprised he's still alive. His maw's liver packed in about 5 years back and his dad disappeared in a stupor ten years earlier.

I'll give him 5 years tops.

He'll fucking outlive you then!
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The two guys that I classed as best pals growing up are both dead and both drug related deaths. I'm also running oot of fingers for the boys that I was pally with that are long gone too. Bunch of pish really.

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My "best" mate is an alcoholic geordie who once stood on top of a chimney pot on the roof of 377 Blackness Road in Dundee. Im surprised he's still alive. His maw's liver packed in about 5 years back and his dad disappeared in a stupor ten years earlier.

I'll give him 5 years tops.

His old is he

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Medeiros.  

 

.   Moira always loved tentsmuir, and we can go bk their soon babes.   Just answer your inbox. 

  • Tentsmuir Forest near St. Andrews along the long road to the beach. Dogging action at night.
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When was the last time you saw your gear stick, Glenn?

 

Toyota's have the best gearboxes Mozzamozza.   I can honestly say the car has never been stuck in gear.   

 

 

If this happens to your inferior motorcar, I recommend pumping the clutch a few times.   

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Regardless; of who or what someone is - exposing their real profile on here is a million times worse than any point you're trying to make. Unless you actually know him in real life of course. I'd bet that you don't though.

What a rip.

 

 

 

Fair point. Post deleted.

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Regardless; of who or what someone is - exposing their real profile on here is a million times worse than any point you're trying to make. Unless you actually know him in real life of course. I'd bet that you don't though.

What a rip.

Anyone yes, pretty much, but a'bdy kens that Donny Arbuthnott page. It's ingrained in P&B as much as Ruel Street or 'scrambling for relevance'.

(^^^ rip apologist type post)

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