Cowshed118 Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 I was playing football the other night and had a big heavy b*****d land on my foot, i later found out i had a stress fracture, i am off on a stag doo in a few days time and can put minimum weight on my foot, anyone suffered the same injury and have any advice on how to speed up the healing process? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Yes, ask Luna Lovegood to perform the Episkey spell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Open the windows and turn the heating on full blast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowdenLoyal Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Nothing a bag of frozen peas won't sort out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Put a bit of sawdust on it and it'll be brand new. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowshed118 Posted May 9, 2016 Author Share Posted May 9, 2016 Cheers for the tips guys, ill try the sawdust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sureiknow Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Had one years ago through running. They gave me a walking plaster on my foot I could still go to work. Only problem came when the plaster was removed. My foot was very tender and I had to use a walking stick for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Man up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Just get your foot cut off and replaced with a stylish horses' hoof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowshed118 Posted May 9, 2016 Author Share Posted May 9, 2016 Had one years ago through running. They gave me a walking plaster on my foot I could still go to work. Only problem came when the plaster was removed. My foot was very tender and I had to use a walking stick for a while. They gave me a bandage and painkiller , could be doing with crutches but they say i need to put weight on it, probably cone back from Magaluf with it completly fucked but hey ho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergie's no1 fan Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 They gave me a bandage and painkiller , could be doing with crutches but they say i need to put weight on it, probably cone back from Magaluf with it completly fucked but hey ho Are you allowed to fly with a broken bone? Or does a stress fracture not count as a broken bone? I know your not allowed to fly with a plaster cast on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowshed118 Posted May 9, 2016 Author Share Posted May 9, 2016 Are you allowed to fly with a broken bone? Or does a stress fracture not count as a broken bone? I know your not allowed to fly with a plaster cast on. Its just a crack in the bone so didnt require a cast either just bloody painful, hooefully thw vodka nums the pain and ill deal with it ince im back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Its just a crack in the bone so didnt require a cast either just bloody painful, hooefully thw vodka nums the pain and ill deal with it ince im back State of this post it looks like you're on a trial run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowshed118 Posted May 9, 2016 Author Share Posted May 9, 2016 Who is as bothered as you at a few spelling mistakes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Its just a crack in the bone so didnt require a cast either just bloody painful, hooefully thw vodka nums the pain and ill deal with it ince im back The vodka has having a remarkable effect and your not away yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 The vodka has having a remarkable effect and your not away yet. You're a fine one to criticise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 You're a fine one to criticise! Fair play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 You're a fine one to criticise! Zen cannae deal with people that don't drink pimms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Just get your foot cut off and replaced with a stylish horses' hoof.And you think puns are shite patter, fucking hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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