WILLIEA Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 24 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: About 20 - 25 mins down a fairly quiet motorway. The Spanish road network is first class although the Policia are always on the look out for drinking drivers. Fortunately my other half is usually quite happy to drive. You have a very understanding partner if each Sunday she will drive you to a place where you can drink beer and ogle ( saggy ) German tits? Enjoy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 10 minutes ago, WILLIEA said: You have a very understanding partner if each Sunday she will drive you to a place where you can drink beer and ogle ( saggy ) German tits? Enjoy She kind of sees things differently from me. A few years ago we were staying on the 3rd floor of a hotel, in a room straight opposite the lift doors. I had been downstairs for something and coming up I accidently got out the lift on the 2nd floor and charged straight into the room opposite and was confronted with a stunning long haired brunette, bent over a wash-hand basin, stark naked. I muttered an apology and beat a hasty retreat back into the lift - which fortunately was still there. When I told my significant other what I had just done, and seen - her reply I will never forget : "Are the duvet covers and curtains the same in that room the same as ours? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Struggling with a rather painful stiff neck, so not very much. Try a glass of water with your Viagra next time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Spending the day in Brighton after flying down from Inverness. Didn't wake up till the taxi arrived at 5am, so chucked some light clothes appropriate for the Algarve in a bag and left. Brighton is fucking Baltic. Catching flight from Gatwick late afternoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 30 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: She kind of sees things differently from me. A few years ago we were staying on the 3rd floor of a hotel, in a room straight opposite the lift doors. I had been downstairs for something and coming up I accidently got out the lift on the 2nd floor and charged straight into the room opposite and was confronted with a stunning long haired brunette, bent over a wash-hand basin, stark naked. I muttered an apology and beat a hasty retreat back into the lift - which fortunately was still there. When I told my significant other what I had just done, and seen - her reply I will never forget : "Are the duvet covers and curtains the same in that room the same as ours? Were they? or was attention not on the haberdashery? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Still in bed, when I can be arsed to get up a jaunt to straiton, then on for a Toby carvery 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 13 minutes ago, WILLIEA said: Were they? or was attention not on the haberdashery? I've still got a vivid recollection of what I clocked that morning. I took a guess that the soft furnishings were the same which seemed to satisfy her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 27 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Spending the day in Brighton after flying down from Inverness. Didn't wake up till the taxi arrived at 5am, so chucked some light clothes appropriate for the Algarve in a bag and left. Brighton is fucking Baltic. Catching flight from Gatwick late afternoon. Praia da Luz? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Praia da Luz? Tip one, never return to the crime scene. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Praia da Luz? Aye, brought my bucket and spade , can't wait. Not really, Albufeira which I gather is a shithole but for £114 for apartment and flights from Gatwick I couldn't refuse. Back Friday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 (edited) 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Aye, brought my bucket and spade , can't wait. Not really, Albufeira which I gather is a shithole but for £114 for apartment and flights from Gatwick I couldn't refuse. Back Friday. I thought it was ok. Better than hanging about here. Have you checked the local fixtures. They, Imortal FC, are at home 3.00ko. Edited November 20, 2016 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 I thought it was ok. Better than hanging about here. Have you checked the local fixtures. Good point, I'll get onto it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 5 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Aye, brought my bucket and spade , can't wait. Not really, Albufeira which I gather is a shithole but for £114 for apartment and flights from Gatwick I couldn't refuse. Back Friday. I love the Algarve and £114 sounds like a great deal - how long for? I was in that area 2 years ago at this time. It wasn't particularly warm, but it was fine for golf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 I love the Algarve and £114 sounds like a great deal - how long for? I was in that area 2 years ago at this time. It wasn't particularly warm, but it was fine for golf. Just the 5 nights. I'm just not keen on tourist resorts, I prefer being in cities laughing at locals having to go to work. Faro's just up the road though, been a couple of times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Just the 5 nights. I'm just not keen on tourist resorts, I prefer being in cities laughing at locals having to go to work. Faro's just up the road though, been a couple of times. The Old Town is quite nice. The strip is full of c***s. If you can find one, you need to try a Francesinha. Fuckin phenomenal food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 6 hours ago, Rugster said: Changing all the sockets and ceiling light in the living room. If I haven't blown myself up doing that then afterwards hanging a curtain pole. Sockets went great, ceiling light didn't happen yet, curtain pole a disaster but shall be remedied. One out of three ain't bad, as Meat Loaf did not say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 7 hours ago, welshbairn said: Just the 5 nights. I'm just not keen on tourist resorts, I prefer being in cities laughing at locals having to go to work. Faro's just up the road though, been a couple of times. Whatever you do don't hire a car from Europcar at Faro Airport. I got completely ripped off there a couple of years ago. Had booked a Fiat 500 or similar which they didn't have and upgraded me to a VW Polo. Normally you get a free upgrade if they can't provide whatever you booked but in my case they doubled the price from the original quote and just helped themselves from my card details. Thieving b*****ds. I couldn't persuade Santander bank to reverse the payment either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 Gonna stick a few quid on the football and horse racing then sit and gave a few pints whilst watching the results. Then I'll probably head home for a takeaway, some beers and a game of darts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 Just spending time time with my Grandson and relaxing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Litt Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 Hair cut, watching a dodgy stream of Dundee most probably getting humped then pubs before my work's night out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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